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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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. N: C2 ~: X3 @ 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 8 L7 L8 \ G9 R& Q
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
$ P6 J! [: l8 M5 H3 E 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
. t% J, |9 N( W F5 d" _7 `; v 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! ! _4 U! z. i7 H J5 s5 J z1 v
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" " L4 }. J. P& [! J6 d
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . : l( O* C0 {: R8 O
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
6 R8 J) e3 x. i! c) E. {3 h me: chemistry. . . 6 e: h6 l% \( x1 _0 ]$ b8 q
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" / C7 b) w% D, G4 |
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. ( x. R/ [5 O" L; g
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
: R2 g$ }2 o6 C |& ~4 T; F) F 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
: s$ V; v- Q; V. q0 |- ? 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. : T8 |/ |0 T8 s* R a
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" ; K& {# l _5 L; `9 }
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." 6 a( @8 W, X( J) ]+ _7 B* |# u
this time, a players on the answer in the. - q2 D# O; \; y# N& h
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 9 s. n3 Z( H- u+ {) g
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "! z3 g) V2 a) Z
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day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "9 t3 k' [9 |! {$ O( D
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "6 |5 \3 @! E2 V r2 F; P- ?
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years . s8 _# ?& g1 S; `! u8 T
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "3 ]% `6 n" u7 ^ j- @4 u) N, P
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" " Q" R) A; x* p8 n
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 1 L1 f& s6 }# ?1 ~6 D
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 1 R) B9 D( W2 i+ _' v
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
8 z% o7 U- W a n& [: ]: T 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
9 z1 s6 q8 ^+ ?9 p. ~* B 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
1 W: S* |2 ~( \4 t 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
) L1 a: w `/ P; M 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
; k2 Y _( v" T# A: E6 I 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" & ^7 D, j% [3 V( e3 D$ D" K
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "3 V, \5 J& X/ u$ F
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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