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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar & o! J' N8 F& O6 J, l2 p
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
& y1 O9 d% b0 C6 \' S/ [- Y 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
$ u4 F2 [3 L# [$ i9 L" J 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
X! J4 p: ?4 h2 J4 J5 d! O' v5 w 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
. G x/ x, j! R. } 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . : P& T* n$ j1 B5 {( @
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
: G8 x! g2 w" ^5 K9 s me: chemistry. . .
0 ?, s9 {( J X7 e; I' s 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" - Q0 @1 Z) {' s
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. ' y& e8 C0 \: B. |) r# r
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
2 j/ v9 m$ X D; y 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
2 Z% r8 }6 P& a* U c 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
. k% j/ e! m1 ^- N1 J( h) p4 ^ hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
: S! t5 Z3 ?0 p9 M then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
. }0 N1 b, u% g H' Y& { w this time, a players on the answer in the. 4 O" z$ _2 r" M& i8 [
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 7 E) T4 p- D$ ]
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! ": v0 K- `5 ?5 I; D7 g
13, when the school , e: k, f. V; ~4 w& m
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother ", C1 [) U; S, S/ D, P( H6 V0 ~( c
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "0 ?5 |3 Q4 n0 q) m+ d/ S
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years ( i. Q- X% ~: \8 w7 A: {$ Z
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
7 j; i) [2 \. u" G# L results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 6 P* J: w6 D" ^" [+ I- ~" |
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
) O$ F9 T9 y2 T9 t1 ^+ v 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" * j! H) y9 M! m& y8 {! ~
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
, Q! A" M) \3 p8 D1 @' H% {9 {9 | 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . / e" K9 q/ M% J- @/ y/ s
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
7 G# k, r# d. i! x: ` 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
; w6 B: m5 Z X* F4 J 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
1 H0 W% q" D7 Z; k/ m9 g: R 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
7 L9 \1 t1 d0 i6 B9 c4 W- W% Z7 i+ R 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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