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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh3 D2 Y$ ~+ O* C
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6 Q, a' Z) b$ S, \" G. q8 V9 l- G 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar + y1 _$ z/ Q4 Q5 Q0 K; A
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! $ p" } f; H( S& O7 y2 C
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! ' n: O6 G% V7 I6 r, f6 V
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! p" n: }* K& m, z3 \5 U1 `
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
( X; m' k+ V1 Y& T6 e6 [ 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
: X; p- E3 L: C6 x: | p) z; D5 q students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
8 l5 \4 ^9 v4 S. ]' S+ R me: chemistry. . .
: j7 W9 O0 K/ K! F' B4 Z+ @ 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
1 q% D8 h% a6 s( i0 u 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 2 Z. h' U# Z4 k) N9 X9 y \0 ?1 G9 h
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
% ^ I5 i: z, O4 B! B' D 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
5 D$ y; n2 n( |, O 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 3 i7 @/ L, E7 `
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" ! k% e" _% A- q# ^1 o( d2 ^
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." + ^$ I( y8 q1 A$ i9 @- |! b
this time, a players on the answer in the.
- q& e. n: f% }) e" ]/ B& q$ q3 C host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
% N; @+ C' d G+ k8 \' H! o 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "3 w0 j* `* m6 t' ~ I0 L: f
13, when the school
" w% ^5 W8 l N5 \7 Z1 d# ? day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
4 f9 H8 G# R2 Z' \ ] I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
, Z f3 ^6 w+ ^9 E8 D1 b. M: ~# L you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
% W. @, N* X6 H: l; T4 g$ e2 A 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" , s, s& X3 z+ D1 e) R2 w9 R$ c
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." 5 r! b) W& b% L6 A
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 0 r2 J( t% }" o& ?
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" ' m+ p( p! ]! }, n8 x& H
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
& {3 d% i5 L3 Y" f- W5 [ 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
/ e- j, t" b# X% w7 i 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. v5 v, h) p8 m2 Y0 U4 e
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." " }. p1 S; S! A; s m" Y
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" 3 X* V3 A! i/ J. d* z) v5 K e
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "! J& s: {8 C* ?+ u0 y+ m+ O
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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