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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh y' a- l8 g7 I \, y' }
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
+ |. B4 }3 P. `" l 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 0 D% D; k3 ~4 U& t/ i
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! / G6 U) r/ g& B2 b
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
" j8 o. L w# T, v* e 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" % q( l0 M. j9 I, @5 }
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
2 a5 @, b) m3 U/ L5 A7 M: H2 ^, R students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? . J" V8 S4 n4 G. s; n
me: chemistry. . .
a/ O& Z) N* G' \& ?/ a 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" 6 C0 T ~/ j- S9 {* U, |9 J
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 9 Z: K' ? j0 F- |0 p
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. # J$ G# y, l5 Q
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) % z3 @4 r4 c" z4 _ y# e+ S# b
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
3 D- e6 A; a/ I, E' B4 z hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
/ s; O9 P/ s$ T% |6 { then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." 0 O9 n8 U( Y! o! T# A1 l& V8 r5 p1 _+ Q3 w
this time, a players on the answer in the.
$ m x' G3 M" _# U, X# R host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" * [+ c0 Q; l4 d6 _% D, V
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "% u; n! S c7 C3 N8 c* k
13, when the school
; ~& c8 s5 A5 | day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother ": U. R7 F& k8 b: o2 {
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman ") T3 u; p7 k: n3 Q. S' Y& d
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
& W% M8 L/ q6 g6 ~% I& k 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
: p2 A9 G9 @- N! X: v 15, one bedroom
$ H& I' U' W1 e4 E students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
, N) j8 o5 T* t) g2 I: N8 f/ t results say it is: "He has passed away ..." / l; n. E/ O' x3 n; L! X8 s J/ E
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" / K. L& \' i' Z2 ]/ B3 {
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
! N$ V6 N! `1 E; ]& G" H 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
, \% m# u, m7 Z 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . ( r" j# w$ U. S: y
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
+ {; \1 {* n$ {. z 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
: T" }5 c# M \% K9 q 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" 7 t6 X7 j' |$ b5 Q
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
/ _+ |' j) c1 Z 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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