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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
; ^# @- J; s' B" @ 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
% D% G3 |1 {- t+ @/ A9 i) [) ^9 C 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
s# n7 W8 W" L' L- C ]4 S 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
" p6 U2 M, l- H- N4 Q( c: s0 s5 O 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
4 l3 p4 o# i- B$ D2 K 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 1 r* f: ] T: e# o3 `: g
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? : i- q* S$ N5 X, V# j3 X
me: chemistry. . .
+ a! e* r7 D% ^2 V3 c' w7 c0 B% X 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" ! M% w2 j% d% D0 p
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. / n( @5 V5 e0 O! \) |* K) k2 C
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. ! k% p7 l6 D6 k# I& m! b8 E5 u' J0 _
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
[+ b! {: J* \: p5 O. B 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
. x6 e$ ?5 ]. i1 c+ h9 y- K hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" 4 t; I- ^1 s5 ]
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." + a5 L: j9 ]& U
this time, a players on the answer in the.
/ M4 c; Q: H. E0 } h# a* Z" ` host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 9 G5 `' Y# s# t9 a/ y$ N
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! ". o) q$ y) N- k. Q* }
13, when the school
2 N) s# B3 U7 z! p6 g* N2 [ day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
" W: f: `5 Z3 m7 A I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
3 N6 {; J+ `8 o/ [ you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years }, ~4 s7 ^- S) X! c7 R
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
/ H) v* i4 g3 m. l* S- j 15, one bedroom + }2 B; g7 ]3 z, j5 _9 R t$ y& _7 f
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
/ b% A0 h# r: L# d) ~ results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
1 h8 h8 _ q9 t& i4 ]) J 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" 9 K2 l9 @. g. C7 ?
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
* m7 o: R; Y, W3 Y4 h 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
# r" o c4 C( V6 a- @6 H- g! s 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . % Y- E$ v& [( w' S" U
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
x' Z. A8 Z) {- Z* f 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
3 K8 N. r4 B) O, @6 { 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" " E, e- L4 n5 G Q
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! ": c& s" H' _2 o) y% C( i$ P$ f1 @
25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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