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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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/ C1 [4 `- E$ q8 h/ }Driver's License - too  cute not to forward) P; x- |6 A( C
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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! D- C* [; b+ V7 k9 Y' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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5 f3 t% n2 h  R( a" @) @: V'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
8 ~% y5 p! o: m9 H'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says, % I' {- e4 e+ y1 s' v
'How much do you  weigh?'
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5 w+ a4 e8 n; x5 h'Now really,' the mother says,  
) Z: t# j. G- x1 Y8 l) w* m9 S'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.' 9 {' p. U: u- W0 `% Q
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' 2 b7 _2 E$ t( Y; s7 l7 M2 n
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' 3 d. v9 W0 I: D9 `

) G/ A4 ~  E* I2 E! r( ^$ \The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. + Y4 e3 X! x3 \* f& s3 T6 Z

2 D: q: U% Y5 g5 s) @$ N" D' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  3 b, r  X* x- C
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'Well,' says the friend,
) X5 f  m8 d/ R'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
+ |, _+ k; F: v' ^1 \It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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; ?' r+ {/ H9 h1 P9 @Later that night the little girl  says to her mother, / C  _  l7 L0 q# @/ K
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks, 1 d- H* d2 ^8 u8 c
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  ; t5 u4 C; M+ N$ O" V$ V; q

( I$ w* Y3 l$ |The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
5 I9 X% t8 A8 {3 ^+ U'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?' * B$ Q! q) M; R/ m  N/ x
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'+ [' z! e! F7 e
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'" k9 U1 _& _+ i& X* @
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If you  see someone without a smile today
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发表于 2010-3-3 14:09 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2010-3-3 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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