Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

  a% ~$ [* E1 R8 PA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
" Y* H2 f: d& U* W'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
8 n1 b% m' |9 w'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
# T, j( c5 s* M'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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) v6 P6 l; g& d0 q/ s' x' }3 w9 w' LUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

% R* `, {, {' f! t: k0 hThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

; Q& n4 `$ n4 o: Z4 t'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
* ?4 @  O) e! P% bIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

) M& q( \; L$ _8 xLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
5 N4 U( ^$ I2 K'How did you find that out?

. p# [0 x- x5 E9 t, O'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
$ |) h/ T, J. @5 m" l* F  e) v'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

( ?. ^; \+ H8 ^/ O2 j'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

7 m' _" P( ^, A4 ~0 O1 h! x'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller