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Driver's License - too cute not to forward# d1 h' x3 l/ u5 ]+ I0 g2 w
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. % w% v2 G$ k4 _" b9 ~
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' ! K) J& E- c( K4 Z! M
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. * a4 i, p" m3 c* C1 n6 t
'It's not polite.'
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% R% J8 Q5 \- E6 C$ {" A* y6 ?'OK', the little girl says, 0 n1 V( d3 I' q4 n N# g# k. w
'How much do you weigh?' / c0 X; H2 @8 g4 } |$ r; k0 X: F
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'Now really,' the mother says, 4 V* R: `$ M3 S& ?
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' . a0 X, X) K9 \" X$ M
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' : v& e& B8 t" k8 G" `
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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* v2 I- `) V2 g9 c3 P3 dThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. + d& C3 S1 V/ C, D. i5 [# O2 i& P
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. - f: B4 d8 r/ W. R
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'Well,' says the friend, 9 N% I. Y e. T$ K% ^6 y/ B: S
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
7 o. X: R& ^) d* @6 e; d4 \9 pIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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2 ~: Y7 k" M+ Q2 _9 R8 A/ gLater that night the little girl says to her mother,
6 G3 p) _9 j( i/ A- N6 v! l'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 1 j% Z/ R( J4 J2 G/ g; W T! o# e+ n
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The mother is surprised and asks,
) Z, B! J+ ]- i. R2 B& ^4 s'How did you find that out? ' h! S8 G2 A: n' h' G8 {
% I+ Q% u7 }( g1 [# J4 j'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 5 B- O/ m! H6 X: U1 K1 K% l" {
. v. L' O, u! u' \8 h5 }& M; CThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
$ K1 R+ \+ k' e- ^8 `4 `* b'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
) J" j( v, G4 O8 P$ x6 W'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 4 O3 I% q/ O* q# A& k$ F2 m
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'6 n3 g& {2 g# ^* Y: k& \2 {
" M; N6 I, t7 b'Because you got an F in sex.', }# R0 j: q t% e! I) a) v# U
- v5 A3 e) i5 p' R1 sIf you see someone without a smile today3 E3 F1 C7 j8 J, i* H
give them one of yours |
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