Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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$ }9 N+ B" M9 \. gDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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, u- m  X( u3 ]6 @9 l. I2 ~& j'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
3 J, ]& `3 s+ f/ C6 k'It's not polite.'
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- l1 L" ~* S$ @+ U0 j1 m'OK',  the little girl says,
5 G& R  n& R% T2 {8 ]" |8 d& J'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

6 s% q* G4 E! P( t- o3 h+ iUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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2 }  }* J/ A0 q3 a. H& U'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

- u- m# c7 X# R/ h' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
6 p- N) ?' Y" S. G1 {' X: e/ S) mIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

( N( U+ [1 G" B  v2 _Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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: i( O+ `- G, B7 R  I" ~, XThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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5 F, Z- K6 ?8 T' o. @& f'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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" z) }2 q& }6 e+ i$ e'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
; L9 [" g! Y9 O) ^& w/ U" Q8 S'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

/ k% k: v! @" z% h  c'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller