Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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/ C1 [4 `- E$ q8 h/ }Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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! D- C* [; b+ V7 k9 Y' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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5 f3 t% n2 h  R( a" @) @: V'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
8 ~% y5 p! o: m9 H'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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5 w+ a4 e8 n; x5 h'Now really,' the mother says,  
) Z: t# j. G- x1 Y8 l) w* m9 S'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

) G/ A4 ~  E* I2 E! r( ^$ \The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

2 D: q: U% Y5 g5 s) @$ N" D' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
) X5 f  m8 d/ R'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
+ |, _+ k; F: v' ^1 \It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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; ?' r+ {/ H9 h1 P9 @Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

( I$ w* Y3 l$ |The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
5 I9 X% t8 A8 {3 ^+ U'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
; @* l2 z6 C4 s% {'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
- q& ^' L! L9 ]give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller