Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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7 q2 W# F) F' n  S7 sA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

0 B- n# _/ Z0 E- [7 N3 e'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
) @7 M8 B% V! C7 a2 X( ^0 A'How much do you  weigh?'
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! q7 Q) D1 o( ~'Now really,' the mother says,  
: f5 |5 ?! O0 ]7 b'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

! `' h4 V- V: @1 C8 p' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
7 L7 d. o; l6 h'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
% W0 v+ k: S- {1 R/ b* IIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

( s, t2 b5 W, DThe mother is surprised and  asks,
: [3 M$ m! d  u# z  ?1 f'How did you find that out?

8 u7 X4 ~( P3 S- ?3 \) L( h$ |'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

5 y; Y0 e2 p2 Q'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
/ O( ^+ F5 r* ?4 p( ^  s( L'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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/ l% P7 ?* q  h'Because you  got an F in sex.'

$ G4 H; b) G$ u8 s/ m# `! B/ rIf you  see someone without a smile today
. _+ K4 L( l- g* l1 [give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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