Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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7 ]: N: Y' P  C! j# QDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

/ R, M, E. P7 k0 f# ~' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

' A( W/ O! Y+ N8 D0 o' m. q'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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' B2 Q) {' D4 w0 \: v'OK',  the little girl says,
* q1 g% n" E' h* p'How much do you  weigh?'

/ J: z' D0 s* H  }0 v'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

: C) _$ r/ [* PThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
7 f. O7 N; ~' G9 n'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
! S& x8 \4 }7 O: S  BIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

$ R; H) b  k  X5 G' g  GLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
) L8 N) e) R$ ?6 D% f'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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4 v$ H# u1 C0 D; t) J8 zThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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& n# e, |( I$ d: S9 x'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
" R+ y4 ?# S: j+ e6 j$ `'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

# B0 w0 P/ t5 U$ D6 t0 U( y'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
+ U2 B# s- C+ m% r: d  v/ T/ X1 v, V'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

; g% D8 u6 f% {) H# M'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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# x+ [( i! W2 F/ ZIf you  see someone without a smile today
( ~: ^6 }; k  K; F  Y5 w4 Xgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller