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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward$ h& y$ |7 v- q' g
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. + C1 k I" \3 M: g" [# M8 |8 V
- d+ s8 x" e& J! l' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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6 k/ f! A( G/ a'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
- t. q% U6 w, m'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says, ! g Z( l7 k6 F3 o# ^
'How much do you weigh?'
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4 E8 U. {. d' L'Now really,' the mother says,
% @# Y& k! t8 m7 B8 q$ l2 _'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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7 a' y( j, B% t( sThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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5 ]1 E- Z+ m7 ^$ Y' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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3 ~6 w- I9 ~$ `'Well,' says the friend,
) _. k& C9 j& n! S1 O2 C; d r7 _'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. , m3 x/ p8 \: L) q. g
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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, F* w; m( c* k# TLater that night the little girl says to her mother, 3 v# `+ i, o3 |; G. c! H' Q
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 2 k- J1 w+ s) x& D c- q
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The mother is surprised and asks, 6 d/ p v% `3 I+ }! u* K
'How did you find that out? : v5 j2 N4 i) r Q
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
4 o: B `2 _* G'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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; P p5 { n# l! w'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
0 A6 O( S2 i2 j) h* u# Q'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' - j8 h! v* }6 _( Y
) z# e, X" p" ^+ \: Z: W1 N& M'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'! N) g# c# I ^# E* r( a, }
$ U" I( K* ?, p& e'Because you got an F in sex.'
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