The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
$ y( f0 u' A+ u2 w$ Q7 b   home at $7000 per month.

( L0 R2 t7 ?# A4 P+ `9 I/ G    My grandpa started walking
( c$ _) h$ N( ?/ X    five miles a day when he was 60.
5 p; E* y( n9 J+ M    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
& j" G- B% t- D: i2 y   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
7 [/ x" I: K0 O* {/ i6 n   The only reason I would take up walking
! f9 X7 k' _1 Y* j    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
. D8 J' d, B5 {" _4 [    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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" p( `. y* o  R3 A" Q   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
3 J2 @9 h, q" F0 y' |  start with a small country.
   
# r  F& O( w& A   I know I got a lot of exercise
$ A+ X$ `6 L. w: ~  P    the last few years,......
' K4 L3 X" {: d2 E    just getting over the hill.

2 d  j6 D  B; I9 {0 D4 D# b  We all get heavier as we get older,
; _! m6 ^  b5 \4 E8 k7 T1 H6 l4 q    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
: v  g) \7 E( _* g+ z" k$ ~# x    I just find a Happy Hour
3 T; q5 V6 l, _9 ~1 }" S2 o   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.