The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
0 }! H2 w3 `0 F/ t! M# E   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
# |# h$ [: L# g1 D   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
- B) r. J. ]; g: g% j+ F9 m    Now he's 97 years old
5 H! z" k6 q! {( x    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
" ~! V8 I( }0 R& t. k   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
+ o. r& I! \  f7 P' w    by people who annoy me.
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   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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5 H+ I7 l8 x, B8 v) D3 T    I have to walk early in the morning,
9 x# B: [1 p( ~' W7 t    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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* g% H! g# b0 P, r1 k   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
  Y, N0 T, n: w1 Q* Z# B- f    Haven't lost a pound.
% E' [# F8 N, b' \' ?; e    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

6 U. f& `+ E. B- s    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
- q" M2 m& h7 e( R5 q    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
1 g9 Q: V6 M9 w: g2 \. g. g0 n6 s  start with a small country.
   
# o7 ~  m- [) }) l7 o0 o+ C/ [" K9 @, @0 c, Z   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
; p; Y9 ]# R: B$ g    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
. ~9 u; o  j5 O- w    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
/ y$ a# C' O1 y1 W+ p% b    I look just fine.