Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
% R, f. Y+ q& o0 o( Y5 GHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
* S1 ]: L. m) qPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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* U0 ~  T) M: m# ]2 \6 FTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
. }) m8 p  n1 R" t) ]5 {8 M7 _SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
* q% ~: n( }& `* e# x% X4 c9 GTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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" i4 k/ Q' N( L* m" R. jEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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, b$ E8 t2 ?# J  RHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 j, \3 A4 x. d+ ~* F! R. V雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.