Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
8 z& n8 H3 t9 [9 uHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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$ I' E$ b( Q8 c6 h( _( dThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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8 n$ ~2 w; Z! `TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
% B6 ^2 `  o9 aSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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4 |, H2 B' y, x9 s5 Z! W! NFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
6 K! ^+ A" S# e0 |& T6 cTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
8 m) P0 h& o8 C7 q3 p9 y雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

8 h9 c4 b5 q. d% H" t1 pYou are welcome.