Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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; p5 E/ p. r+ i/ T/ fPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

, ?: i3 d3 u( G1 X  {They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
4 w9 s" u/ ~+ n, g) v) v- C* yTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
5 H& a  z5 D% S0 GSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
; ^1 |' k& Q8 m+ x- d1 HFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
( ~6 q% A5 u/ ]- @* pEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
7 Y! t- Y- m5 k; f: _! ^& jHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
% E( Q( {9 N3 v+ STHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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You are welcome.