Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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, _9 ~+ e" f3 b. |6 ?( Q; L. @0 o/ e( DFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
$ t  T/ t( {1 O2 r4 k& i( QPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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& U" ?4 g# U4 z  L) u0 `, dThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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# T' g& Y7 P# p9 f. rHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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) ]1 T* n! ?, YSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
! x) p1 d. x( t' o7 v( i. [EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
6 y# D" T2 j0 r( `$ {HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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' P" `/ E8 {# }5 t- N$ ]THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

& k' @7 m, L& l) j/ X5 |' ?, ~You are welcome.