Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
5 I+ `. a8 o+ k2 ^5 ^9 }. I% GHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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4 J/ i! \6 n! l2 U3 j2 U3 ePHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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  F7 r0 r0 }4 u3 @They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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) {1 K5 w0 h5 m( a3 TTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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: K5 y6 @/ y$ nHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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, a5 @# ~5 b% g, z6 ]5 ^7 Q5 b) }& aTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
7 q, R. X; b/ N: S5 Q6 ^# ?HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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& k7 |# h  }3 V9 ~THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

5 y1 f' o6 v5 c( ]6 n$ mYou are welcome.