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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Is that you Fred?" - P3 `9 [& f* x& H1 y" a
- l5 }/ q# c6 G# T; P% P6 K; B"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." : c0 A Z/ K/ [: d/ l
: t6 i& k3 u5 K" j"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " % ^+ m" x9 j+ [$ a* _3 v+ g5 y! ]
* M& k6 W# r4 J. B1 f5 x"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ) A; p8 i z. ]/ X% H, A
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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