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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. % ?; A6 K$ j6 b+ {& ]3 M5 D
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"Mary... Mary...." " W, j$ }, I/ m) m
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"Is that you Fred?" * ?, a0 t4 S7 x! {9 v2 B
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." * @" H; j+ s; u; C' {
) j1 W- O7 @) q/ ]5 U"What is it like?"
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' ?3 }! n: z% x: p3 Q"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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