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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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4 h8 @: m6 ?7 F0 s7 y2 B1 `" s"Mary... Mary...." 7 t. E8 K+ `* z3 ?3 Q, x4 N
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ; W5 ~7 U% \5 R6 G, ^& g4 `
, ?1 ]: X. F" J"What is it like?" ( ?8 P9 j! v% l6 C
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." " v6 S5 {5 S3 g; X; s6 s
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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