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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. - h8 `! U: G& a: [
3 w4 {0 r& A- X; U"Mary... Mary...." 3 h, ?* j2 h0 K( V% U' T
0 `$ l1 p4 W, m9 _+ {6 s% t: t. }"Is that you Fred?" . t; G3 V$ u" G- D! e6 s
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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- Y+ g; z+ j6 S, j- G8 @"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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7 ?' L% Y! w8 g"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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