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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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& c `% U a9 R- g"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" ( X+ ]* _$ }; I/ N. o7 B! u
6 U2 `. }8 Q' S! h' Y, v2 x"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 0 l& T# |/ k, r, a# j) C
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"What is it like?"
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* c; U; ~& I; y5 |"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 7 Z, u& _$ E7 I4 _& `
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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