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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ; O: A" i* X X0 m
8 H0 o: [; e1 x) B"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" ; \% A% ~2 \+ B3 ?+ n+ k0 \
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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@2 a* O7 u0 V6 Q8 J"What is it like?" 5 b n& c! L% M4 Y3 I r4 o
( ]6 o4 x+ p: O8 E"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 7 @8 ]- R# Y+ l* p" j) U: i6 H1 U
* Z: ~# t% ~2 P6 k"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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