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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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2 e) A s( O3 U! m8 e"Mary... Mary...."
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2 y# F2 p* E4 b1 a9 t"Is that you Fred?" 9 u' Q" R& h* C- B+ j: |' @
8 e2 ]2 `3 U' {, Y+ d, H; i' g"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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# f7 l- ?! F$ _! \5 I"What is it like?"
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' l m2 p" n" J; n"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " $ \5 |. J8 c7 c/ R7 a- i% \
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." . ~" q3 q" ^- q/ L
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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