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Husband of the year( h. ~5 ]9 S9 z" i) d+ ?
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom * ] b& B$ C# Z2 Y4 b. Z, m5 e
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followed closely by... ; k0 p: V ~: j- E' c I
7 ?( u2 {4 \# l0 wThe United States of America
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& q3 m% q' e1 r% X! |) u" B+ s2 Land then... 3 a* x8 K" K; F# V' j% J
Poland
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5 Z3 f I& ?% cbut 3rd Place must go to..., U! t1 E0 e* |: U$ L) }. @
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+ c7 F8 _1 X1 l; l, J& I8 BGreece x: _. L m! Z
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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# v0 }0 y2 q' a) Y6 Pbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.* { m6 N4 H6 {% j; g/ u. P0 o7 Y4 B
- ~; F6 M. k8 Y z5 U& w* a( PThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
5 K) [. Q" t+ S8 Z9 Bholding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it;
0 p4 n+ x$ t/ I1 hMrs. has Mr. in it; 0 Q7 m- I7 k9 \0 T
Female has Male in it;
% d) `/ S1 }! F& bShe has He in it;
/ Y' B) m, L3 M. y# tMadam has Adam in it; % J1 Q: X! x: F9 C
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 0 J! u/ q$ V6 E( f0 [- K# W
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I never looked at it this way before: ( h% M( e. j, }# k8 t4 M
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with& n8 _+ }$ @0 A N- u0 F
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MENstrual cramps 1 ]* n! Q' G/ z1 H
MENtal breakdown
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GUYnecologist / r7 L+ Q7 G+ X; }* h
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. + @: b% m' H% m1 Q* j
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You/ N( n' E. y' `! N0 g# Z
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