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Husband of the year# a8 z9 b) g; T
awards
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom * G b* z5 Y2 `( ]$ b% k* N
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followed closely by... ) @( V+ o4 f- b9 Z, o
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The United States of America . k; b7 A+ A/ T( i, K4 c8 S
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and then... ) e* P( v' ~) Y" o) j' h
Poland. q- K# O. ~7 i) W$ s
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; W2 h7 b) D! X0 w) K* N! Nbut 3rd Place must go to...7 C* D. P4 n& {" ^, M+ G% V6 q
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7 ]( |9 S: I% I/ A5 L5 N, h1 _* IGreece . u) W+ F) O4 S- U% v; s! P
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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0 t2 N; V$ D( O' F" jbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 5 K& U+ {6 A" I a
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.- Z$ ~( \9 F; ^ }1 X% _
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 1 ^# D8 _/ Z1 q
holding her hand...." z& S7 s& g* F2 Z ?/ i
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
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Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... ) R! D$ O9 [" c) q' p. p% {/ R
2 H" R& T4 m" }; N$ ^I never looked at it this way before: 3 l) Y# a. [0 B$ i( f- N: f
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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MENtal illness
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/ B( k/ {- h. O7 B0 ?2 R0 vMENstrual cramps
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2 a% k: P3 ]: Z- _9 JWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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0 a3 _ b. t4 x5 j3 iRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You. |1 b! C9 D$ }9 b5 q# s/ y$ d' M2 u/ U
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