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Husband of the year# G/ }" b8 Q4 r% l' N7 Y1 A
awards
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$ |: H% Z% }( b- F. e0 DThe honorable
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# A6 l K6 T$ QThe United Kingdom . e: ]- f2 ~. \3 h3 B/ T
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America
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2 W5 a5 A+ u$ g& h/ \0 jand then...
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4 F/ C" i3 t; @# Y% D! |but 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece ( z8 O1 N! d* K4 ]- R4 @
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8 I9 \) k! ] Y1 ^0 [. Vit was very very close but the runner up prize % v0 `& t" d- {2 ^" P! d+ ^- }
5 [. \2 n9 i% [% m& O9 Vwas awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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' @: a* }1 m* U: Y' W6 GIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.1 i! Y! ]' z7 s. L7 x0 ]
5 Y! ]% ^7 }3 Q6 P1 \" X* \5 AThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
1 h$ d/ g( W7 v4 O. d6 k5 b8 mholding her hand....) |% b! |$ Z/ c- I5 v
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* H; O+ o; x9 AWoman has Man in it;
5 F+ x8 Q) j- r! f" ?' hMrs. has Mr. in it; , a2 q9 M4 a9 x3 J7 G
Female has Male in it;
5 g: w. b6 v' I2 PShe has He in it;
0 g2 Y) j: J* s+ [Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... \, _: [) z6 P# {7 M I* g3 W
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I never looked at it this way before:
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% x/ }. y C; B, _Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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2 p) Z0 a! j: s! q" t* t5 JMENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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