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Husband of the year5 e: G1 ]# K# z g) \& B) ^
awards
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mention goes to:
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8 V3 @5 n, C zThe United Kingdom 0 F: ^2 x: Q8 P' q! ?
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% X! G$ Q: F( r B- Z# Dfollowed closely by...
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. `. k" ^4 x0 |" f( pThe United States of America
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and then...
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' e& s, G& S+ e( t& xbut 3rd Place must go to...6 J: l i: _5 z0 E* D2 [
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize % ~7 i9 U- ~2 i8 ?5 }, C
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was awarded to.... . j3 f' V B* N% q
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish./ V9 b' e& _$ Z3 Z2 V5 l6 l( M R
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even $ f, P% t6 c- {+ Q
holding her hand....$ Y& J9 H( d, j/ [1 ?" y
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3 k2 a$ n n# f) b5 x& XWoman has Man in it; 8 |- K) M; G6 }
Mrs. has Mr. in it; . U: U8 _; P! ~7 G4 ~8 m8 l
Female has Male in it;
- Z+ R Z) o0 g4 i' L; `/ ?& gShe has He in it; / b8 f4 O/ v+ K9 b. e
Madam has Adam in it;
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; P3 q: K" f# s/ A) D1 YOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... % |6 ^1 I2 Z- a" I+ o* d( Z
& W/ C& c) i+ A. z5 Y6 n% V4 H1 sI never looked at it this way before: ! f2 o1 m c3 H* \
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with+ K1 p2 T7 d |; R5 Q9 O
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) b% o: |# M f b4 f1 YMENtal illness
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( N5 \2 c, ]! B, g, a- yMENopause
: J' S! E0 E/ K7 ?GUYnecologist
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AND
6 v ]/ O6 G6 T1 j3 `When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. + w5 q; h8 x( B- G! ]/ M/ I2 O% j
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You+ m+ e7 e r- K8 \! ~ S+ p
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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