 鲜花( 49)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Husband of the year
( J9 ^$ X$ d( D+ fawards. _# n. Q" G0 g0 ?. N e a
0 {7 |3 f/ t# z& W, p7 Y
; f& \: F- o& L0 M7 y, [
+ i( ~8 |4 ~ w5 b: x: T
: B. _3 g5 b9 Y$ u6 N' v& vThe honorable/ L; @5 d& j" ~9 L9 p8 l+ V
mention goes to:
" K# N6 @3 W" M( [* m
! R0 [& ^& r) h5 U% n6 \+ d2 C! g8 |8 Y; a4 P
* g! r+ ]6 s% ^* l& H) G
The United Kingdom
% s5 t5 h6 ^ Z5 |- {: c: ~, U8 a' z" o& D( [

9 { M4 y) H" r: q2 h3 | c5 D1 F# Y" S
followed closely by...
: N. W# E! v, P( N4 y7 i% x1 L4 z
; l- S5 I- e: t" f# S; y: N( y# x' EThe United States of America ' ^, ^6 M$ M2 g! p; \- V% a
% W9 P. X F1 v O4 [' {0 w& A; J" D
+ e/ f# F, a* O: Z; Z
and then...
. h/ R4 H I" v5 p0 Q8 C- }1 k' TPoland, l- t/ G7 `0 v

: X# c Y* _! I$ f( j7 W9 p3 Z4 d4 z1 ]% \/ {
but 3rd Place must go to...9 _. Z) |+ E# r- y4 s% {+ h
b; h- J, T3 R; w) }
9 Q8 V: s6 U# m0 b |8 a# \Greece ) C+ `* R* B& Q4 [* O2 E
1 j/ E9 \0 L/ [# L# \( B
/ [( }7 Z; t) ~" f* X6 [3 L) U& z0 a7 F; d! w# I' ^- G6 D

" ` Q* n; {: V6 W+ D, _
4 d4 A; }( }% U/ M& F% i" B! w+ Oit was very very close but the runner up prize
( ]% F4 G, G! A# t6 s4 E# o+ ?7 U
was awarded to....
, J# x" [/ G X# A7 s+ s# WSerbia
" d5 l. f9 v0 Z7 j$ d3 b \. `; h
, x$ x+ {" _" \+ _ : P7 K) m/ E- |
3 T" [' ]8 u( U/ gbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 3 }, C: g8 D4 ^3 Z* P
) r0 X9 u2 \6 R; v
Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.' p# m1 r2 n9 t1 f
$ x+ J+ D+ ?8 {' Y8 KThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ; E) }8 D6 ?: w: I" @6 }
holding her hand....+ X1 }0 T) T# Y
% Z# i3 E9 G# z/ f$ k
. Q: i; u" {$ f; {/ |# y6 I, H9 E) ]2 q( V4 p* {/ {
Woman has Man in it;
% T2 X" ?, I* \Mrs. has Mr. in it;
7 L$ r9 H3 k8 e# d: b( M+ QFemale has Male in it; - H3 o- S# x! _8 H
She has He in it; # }: j J4 W' P. I. B
Madam has Adam in it;
/ s# `9 m, J% L
) L# h) A. k8 ? D: b4 wOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
3 {0 }8 k, O& {4 [# k/ x( \0 T" `$ C2 Z) C1 |( h
I never looked at it this way before:
( o+ F: Z8 N. C+ o6 m k) x: r N. i1 E- k, p
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
# D, D" D: y. E y3 R. R, ]/ v+ P0 Z3 Y+ Z: l: u" b( r0 u
MEN?
1 \5 `& \* }) I& Y% _
: S/ |. p" n& {5 I$ Y$ g; `* p) JMENtal illness
2 ~) Z9 D9 u9 K( O/ \+ b, k3 V( i$ u/ P7 n+ l/ p
MENstrual cramps
. b+ i* o% v: l D+ fMENtal breakdown
' x2 d0 {2 \5 Y, u( d- f. Z0 g
' Y0 U Y$ J* \. LMENopause
2 a% H" e1 B& Q; vGUYnecologist
0 n1 X5 z. z( w+ ]( h/ k) S9 k& t6 G
AND
9 G0 E9 x( Q6 E9 [3 OWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
/ B2 a" A) z- ^$ [" p; U' b
E5 R# z9 [8 V" s/ D( PRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You6 F3 H: k- g) ~* H8 R" K& a$ A
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
|