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Husband of the year
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The honorable2 a6 ~% W/ L) Y4 g# x
mention goes to:
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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5 i5 b+ T. S0 w0 _7 V! Hit was very very close but the runner up prize [. f: Y' W$ U# s- G+ w) V. o/ G9 ]
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0 t4 N1 N# f3 p5 `$ U5 J6 H1 Zbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. ( ]0 p6 F! b( d5 Z+ |
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.+ U) [' s1 k5 Y2 ?3 M
6 C) E4 o: r$ Y( D" } Y. {0 O* n) QThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ) v9 e( \' h& ~! ?
holding her hand....2 f6 R* E; L; [: o E8 m/ @
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Woman has Man in it; 3 o+ z* D+ m& e' H" z+ u1 E
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
- ]3 x) E/ o g+ G' D; nFemale has Male in it;
' B2 @! j; r% ^; }/ ~: gShe has He in it; 3 h# a- s9 ^ V0 q5 \1 |3 e; I
Madam has Adam in it; 2 w& j/ a3 C* t3 A
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... # L2 w) q/ i1 M8 X5 H
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I never looked at it this way before: 9 s+ f& l' E1 X0 T
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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! u5 p. ?6 g; ]MENstrual cramps 4 i5 m- [/ p1 \# {9 f) y7 h: O
MENtal breakdown
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AND
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