 鲜花( 49)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Husband of the year3 c x, S5 K! n# g! t0 h3 C
awards7 K) e) x( R7 V& ?# A
# Y$ c/ P/ }4 \* }% v
6 _' Y# l, y, l- B# ]# Q* E; C* d
7 W; w6 c+ F# `, r' {, m* ~$ ^: a% D2 k8 H, a& w9 w$ g: \9 F) j
The honorable
$ k' @" u5 q; y' l. g/ Lmention goes to:
& A: n% C1 M3 i2 i4 ^, l, h7 T* M- }! D$ `. _
& ^- F/ N) h1 P9 |5 c5 N6 g8 V) X
k' ~8 s O6 I" @The United Kingdom
! f& S/ d9 N* n3 E" s: e
4 t% }# S! S: Q. s# N& \" F 6 d8 g7 t. A3 e$ p7 j2 }% K8 y J
9 L5 c( z. U" _' J
followed closely by... 7 N9 ^$ ~# B8 c, ~2 V
* ]" G4 p( p( T$ i
The United States of America
, N% W) p! ^( G1 P) [- h: w
* T' [3 m/ z5 k; G( f
5 T7 N. ]" p7 v7 W/ i. }( Q1 I; xand then... " I6 e9 e2 k3 l# w/ d' z9 x
Poland
( e% @6 q2 y8 C( x, { 1 l0 u5 q# @- [1 @
: @9 l6 Z4 M& I% l7 J5 i
but 3rd Place must go to...' U6 `7 r, L" }1 d# v* l6 g+ A1 u. T
2 ^% d. O7 e, ~) D. O
0 J! A; T/ n5 \" k4 |+ h! SGreece
0 ], s7 H/ e2 s5 W: [
' p3 q/ q, v" M, l# x; c# L/ c) s3 ^& e C. l$ O% d) g* f. d2 k
* a6 w' O' P7 n& W0 d9 J1 K
1 f' V9 }7 U( d
' P% ?# A) {9 u6 r* ?* ]6 P& d' Fit was very very close but the runner up prize 5 A. D* h8 P0 q
4 k) X7 J$ E1 V, f ~ j
was awarded to.... ' }6 S* H, ]5 `4 ^6 D: A
Serbia2 d( n) E, `( B4 {, g. V3 E
* L `9 c" X* g& K7 X

9 h6 e. s) I9 P' k# A% e5 d& v5 P4 G6 \1 L9 z
but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
5 @& l: R- Z4 r" Z% y, E9 N7 I6 W8 S
Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
5 a2 v- ?* S9 V3 i# h2 d
: O+ s' R2 p! BThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even . R$ c* P. z/ t
holding her hand....1 N" _/ ~6 G# w" V" y
, W" z0 |% _' G, }: M

) m* ?+ E3 R" }+ Y) F7 b9 x5 K6 s" O9 w7 [
Woman has Man in it;
; j( v4 y# i0 n* e' I3 SMrs. has Mr. in it; / ^' w1 E# L6 H
Female has Male in it;
+ O; T7 G! f4 @! I, i+ \, F2 N5 p. ], jShe has He in it; * p/ F$ N1 w. o" g( ?
Madam has Adam in it; / H+ L9 e% K. f! d& t
6 E) j2 o+ `: W1 L) X) l7 OOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
+ i, u2 R8 J! n1 |
5 [6 I9 R. w+ _: \7 |" N2 D sI never looked at it this way before: * W& x# S: o, d) G( @: g
0 r7 M( e6 d! e; `" w' J' v; E$ `9 @Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
9 D7 o. U9 n4 w" t; _1 ~9 C
9 S, _3 a) b9 n MEN?
0 i- p7 e+ S: p" H6 ]7 |5 c
* ~. O5 K9 `" R) V M; XMENtal illness7 e! F) q/ a0 n+ m! [# |2 I2 \7 ^
, e. ~1 }. v$ T/ h B3 K" RMENstrual cramps 9 f& y" S% g8 ] m% E3 S2 y
MENtal breakdown
8 ?& t6 J8 O, c8 E. N
O( e0 r6 G9 t# x0 sMENopause $ }/ u0 t( w1 [
GUYnecologist 1 T' F1 A7 c/ w( V5 I, H
. L( x% Y& c- k7 P
AND 5 T, e- L: _; B B
When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
* B7 V# b' c( i
* X8 F: ?/ _2 o* R) Q) [3 JRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You1 j' x$ ]: ]/ L- k: N# D* Q* a. N6 M
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
|