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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house. S. r. p) h) [1 L' m6 P
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
5 S2 v& ^2 Y, r5 f1 v2 r7 [, cShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,; V6 v& }7 K1 C' O- x! A- a
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
* T2 ~- p2 w. W6 |& X: I- FHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
K0 i; ^' Q. |1 p" Q1 O# c3 W! iWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
: f$ h/ t! h( G* z# P) PHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
9 f0 q6 ]" U0 HWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
/ G2 O4 P1 I3 ?+ ^ Z$ PFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,# U! v% g. t2 E' O! {6 w; A
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news." D% J3 `1 g9 c% \; r# y" b
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
2 z# T( c% L+ B1 E+ a" A& YWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
# C# O9 y1 U9 K: l; H" wDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',! f! w9 A+ J% t. I" o& W( @
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .! M0 y& y% C. M, Y$ K5 t) x( P: m
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,+ Q) E% F$ {/ X; ~
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
8 z* @' y0 ?) B1 b5 @- y( oShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,9 _3 b1 {8 o I2 {# J7 @3 H) q* z
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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