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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house& h N# @+ c) i: v, |* V* {
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
6 @5 O& G. R( g4 B: o9 S* U# OShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,, r& j7 I' p# t6 H
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
: |6 t/ y% L: {# c0 vHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
* h( p% u; J! k; ~1 q* _6 m" XWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.( P( D0 ]$ K; i) W; P* J9 j& K5 o
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,2 ? |0 ?" y! P: D! F( N* J7 f
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
0 Q o1 F. b3 [# lFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,. E8 v! l" Z; u. a k2 T
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
$ K4 b% L0 y9 @1 LWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) V- l" B, `& b6 }8 @: n3 l
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
3 d( m. ^, b q8 |+ A( gDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
# r2 B. i P: C& CTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
) S; b) U0 P) v- h; s# Y1 g; _; \/ mAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,# M- V. U0 _9 _; o
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
5 s5 r5 H7 \6 i: F& P* T3 J' lShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer," F, \3 z: o" `; C5 |: u
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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