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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house% T( S- M& @$ x, |" j7 @; Z6 J
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
) h. R) j+ p6 c7 B" R: [She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
; ^, j0 N9 q) \ E! m! m4 u( K mCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
" O0 e; a' Y5 a4 [+ lHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
; _2 o+ [8 }0 s8 B/ X" f! f: @Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
! K q* e5 q4 @$ v1 H$ E0 IHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
8 S$ M. r1 e. g, ^. eWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
4 m2 |5 }6 p, J% A2 y. ~From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,. R* g- K \/ `/ Y
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news., q, e) |/ p% u( f
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
# Z5 d: K$ ~7 i( N0 hWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
% g n1 D$ F6 |- J9 R8 A6 X' SDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',& @# f# r+ o7 d: d# c
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
" y: O9 q5 r6 p- qAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
/ O8 ?4 F* g3 _5 x) h/ T2 p"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
- B# k( X" W: x+ p) dShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,. L' z; P9 d3 R0 J' s# P* ]1 y2 z
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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