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Tiger s Holiday Poem, c6 {9 y- ^: [9 V
- a; \ z4 I LTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
( n. f& }" d1 R; S/ s- B) ITiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
; o" C8 y8 |' n/ V. ?She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
7 V( n2 u' D, }3 ?: B8 j/ y$ ?5 OCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
2 h7 f: [0 c5 q% V$ U: oHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
# S$ y' C/ S2 r$ m* N. hWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
7 M( F, b) x9 Y& l" m% EHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,) Q5 p+ a. ^( \ r# A; @& {% P
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
' [; p" A( c! E' }; q8 ~' CFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
+ e( ^' y% f) u! WTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
1 M: o2 d) c( cWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,2 g- m* Q; j# \& B/ o6 b/ u I2 u
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
' G3 |+ D- A8 }2 W% l. lDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
" A1 P4 f4 h/ C8 d/ z% e1 P l0 }Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .# O4 Q" C! p* |9 [7 [
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
- V" J5 f; d- }% R% B4 |"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
9 Q7 `* d; m: b. LShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,8 j8 p8 U2 u$ F R
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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