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Tiger s Holiday Poem9 Q2 f7 a4 `! @2 B' l( I. ?9 g& y
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house" L0 D& \+ c9 J( A3 `6 z/ ?
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.! e: o4 ?8 P$ w$ E% M
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,8 d( X% _$ \- u* g: l* s
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
; R/ p- w/ N: }' Z! uHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
( j8 f8 f" E& T+ A- @Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
2 `# ~' ?8 n1 j% A5 g+ ?: uHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
% {3 y' l# A' b" PWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
; N( h/ _! ?& p4 A2 N5 [9 ZFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,( W) q! k: }' e* x
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.; M9 H$ u6 `% ]$ s8 u
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,5 E5 Q; H5 v6 j$ G
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
, r0 n6 M0 m& q$ PDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
' d `8 F# L# e" J5 o2 T. oTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
; u: Q9 i8 D* i8 j; WAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
( ~1 Q; `1 Z I+ m6 y"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
% [% k) F+ e8 P; g' v! }She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,6 n' V* e$ v2 B* J& J
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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