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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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1 i3 T: l( ~% sA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"$ ?* ]4 Z, m" b) e/ O( c
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; t- e, k9 P, t! w0 |$ bThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.2 [8 J" n$ t3 C9 x9 Y- H$ x2 {
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us- q4 V! W5 i4 i: Z; {# |
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,+ A' e: S& o3 G9 k4 K1 g! T
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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( D# Y2 B3 b0 r( |9 ^You'll love this !
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5 h% G8 {& h. q1 b, p5 Q! P$ P6 s'You have Male!'
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