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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.2 H/ q( k. a( |8 W) o# v% O
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us0 Z7 G% I+ r3 c W1 g0 H: F5 |. z
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,- Z2 R# C8 F+ ^: E
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! - Y; {8 T! Q& _7 e4 _7 t
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You'll love this !
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