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Wanna share a joke with you guys:; b! s7 k4 l, i2 b( _0 Q
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"3 L+ z h$ g0 J- C& B/ h7 T
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4 K4 w3 l; a; Z) S# D* r1 YThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out6 B: M: V I' r6 E* `- U, ?
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.: Q3 D$ d1 a/ U% P. L: w, Z
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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5 g- J! C9 G9 HAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! # b. T5 i8 \$ x; _5 }
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: f v1 u6 D3 g) kYou'll love this ! 8 f* I; ~- ]7 p, `$ M$ L
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0 D9 J/ g7 B! p4 a- G7 S* J" D'You have Male!'
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