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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Wanna share a joke with you guys:7 C# K* [3 L# o9 @6 D

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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
) O: m. q% r; Kanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.  i- y' e( C* q& f
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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+ a2 _3 j$ p6 R2 `# _7 `3 z& \As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us5 |1 D1 ]4 p7 `- |! ^1 _
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,5 M; m1 t! T: [$ ^; N
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:0 q9 E( j1 j) R) @
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'You have Male!'
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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what do you mean?
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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
8 W- x2 E$ H- o/ L' s* mlastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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