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: A ~) R2 D" A1 T, AA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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# d. J- m# {0 h* b/ j2 KThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out/ f* S! J8 j/ b) K& o
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.) O- t1 h2 k' j. A
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.2 l3 Q+ f' H$ g7 b: @: X
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download$ \+ i$ L* k) ]& B& D3 K
from my hard drive.( h* ~3 G1 A* F1 f
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9 N. L8 p3 U, V, n' Z |) u6 MAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
/ D) Z- S9 Z2 E3 \ u3 d) Khad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
2 g5 }; t: Y- Nnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:" U( a! }3 _; ^" Q1 w. O! ]& ?( M; k- Z
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.... Scroll down ! " {4 P) T* y1 [4 Z: L! a
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5 O' A5 T9 A4 JYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!' . V3 O, `5 b8 R1 R1 @2 S' k$ `1 c
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