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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out9 L- H( ?9 Q( B6 G# C" m
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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$ w1 X! H8 \0 Y! F; PAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us7 ?9 ]% |4 m3 u0 z
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman / `+ H- p" g- H' c+ ^

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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny" j0 ~6 a8 z& j
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
" r- H, l+ e8 I: W# `. blastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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