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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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% r' B2 {" u- k% ]3 \3 E: w s# iThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
, Y M! ^/ h1 F9 K# g9 u# \6 zanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
f0 D# W$ p' W7 t2 p" I/ TWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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% _4 @* H% p2 Y- O0 O( H* D$ q; YAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us! p) O" n) I% k( u, h! J) ~
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,! ~; W2 N# ]3 f
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:4 Z; p+ o: _, [+ U6 x6 h# p4 c4 ]
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