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4 s; o7 h9 \9 @9 l3 C$ M; f( j3 hA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"; b. v2 V$ n/ Z
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
) O: m. q% r; Kanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. i- y' e( C* q& f
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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+ a2 _3 j$ p6 R2 `# _7 `3 z& \As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us5 |1 D1 ]4 p7 `- |! ^1 _
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,5 M; m1 t! T: [$ ^; N
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:0 q9 E( j1 j) R) @
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5 r6 E+ K0 y) | .... Scroll down ! 4 q) x5 C) Y1 o6 R
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You'll love this ! - L$ ]3 u- N9 F. q% K
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'You have Male!'
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