A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

2 F2 c1 r9 W3 j( BHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
5 q' W7 C2 g+ m" P' ^I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:

7 e! |1 {2 F4 d4 P" fDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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- [0 }: d) D- P2 WVinnie

4 r- `( y3 B) r6 n4 ~0 @* CAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

  R) W* }- G  h) S8 O5 f' T4 m! tThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
& b6 c* j. q$ }0 d4 xGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
3 v. X, a0 r* p) oVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了