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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will& ^3 O! i, z% k; E: p- A
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was8 f* M% r0 Z' ?& ?
the other possibility.
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5 l* J7 y. L% u: h0 I  w* F) q! `As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
! }6 H: W2 l( D* A, Kspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
- K7 u; H2 a$ a( N; |0 V# e( C4 jplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".' o* Y, Z& n0 q+ u- E4 F$ t1 g; c

; z) [  w, F& [0 T" ~  L  |  K7 _# O' yIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" |8 V8 G9 U3 W( [6 P
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' {2 ?8 N- H5 H1 h# y' b" d8 G& Y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.% F' X1 J" I% P% O8 I" R

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* \. J6 w/ s1 }3 e& C
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like6 s" H, ~8 j8 K5 T" H
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
! h4 g) g4 p: b2 ~- Kreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 Q7 Y1 d% v* I: `
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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& w, q' c- E4 |' D( lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with2 G7 b1 F% [! ?: f: ]! f
"z" and "w" with "v".7 z3 Z: [- g( P' a. l+ e$ Q- q. m
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
! o* ~! i" Y: l3 qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.4 B; e; g- o  r3 s# q. O

* e  i7 n: H, C' b9 KZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ p  y! h8 T/ ?% uunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.8 ~$ J% E, W$ N+ x! R( F
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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: J3 G2 s' ~* v% _If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:( f9 P. E5 h5 A: F- t! Y0 f- y. ]
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 q' F( _/ I' hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% u* @% A1 j8 Pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." V, C5 C5 b% y+ Z0 X) T4 g

* h8 a9 |3 a; i7 X[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( c! l* a" F' A, Hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ M' s( ]5 n# M' i7 [

+ p# ~6 O& w. o" M4 a+ S[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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/ }+ x7 m& ~+ [9 p/ B* l               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 e1 s2 w# [& u这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 E! a2 D! z) {
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% _. y7 I: n$ ?6 ?6 x7 V- Q8 E' U
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 F9 r6 B" v. H0 A; T7 A
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火, n% V2 J: r* u9 ]/ s' U5 c0 w
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:1 {* l: {4 U$ B2 e2 }! e7 f
路过,让你们看看我的波

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