欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
: n( g3 }& K% ^  T/ s* }be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

! [' k7 N* y2 tAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) n, x& y" Q' Z' ~( L: r  s7 Lspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
6 L5 u, u- u' Eplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
: p8 k5 {  d4 g5 g) C  A9 ?konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.


7 Y, i! e3 X- o9 c% v( d# KThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
7 u7 a, S7 [4 j6 k; ntroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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, w$ X6 W% R' _/ w% qIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
: K$ W$ Q  o3 G' zreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

: |+ g- Z3 B$ _. E4 kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
6 X  h# p0 R; Z( q1 mben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
( M, S3 w. f1 R7 mdisgrasful and it should go away.
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7 h4 w; B) b' E2 p& g. b2 D* _( o) M- gBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
0 W# Z4 K( o9 l' J, J& h# v"z" and "w" with "v".
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5 `( t1 n3 n8 T/ CDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ n/ W  h) h, [1 j" {+ n' n3 \0 Bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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+ j* o2 ^- V+ W" M6 kZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* u  i; i* b1 ?  _understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
" l/ Y( V6 f: {6 @+ A还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ U! L0 B0 v, I4 [& tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 C# l+ J  {* b6 E0 [这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
. p: ?2 X8 d% S( n$ ^) v# w好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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