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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. g4 y* n' N& O
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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4 c  l. Q/ j' Q0 OAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English& v5 A" s3 ~+ A/ z! E
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 N' O3 N4 Z* }! {! r; @4 \
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".7 ]' ~9 @, f# Z) L; y  u8 c7 H

2 x6 I9 T% [, f: MIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! A- q! i0 v0 ~( I
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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. `9 R; ]$ l2 G7 n: ?# EThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, V) d8 |# c$ Q* q4 ~1 Y, R
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the( ?/ z! |  ^  c* C, y1 y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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9 I, G  R7 y9 _In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to: v$ k% h, A( c% T
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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' F! V1 V; g  j) @4 r- |- M$ H( s5 u$ nGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is; g; f7 h, |& W
disgrasful and it should go away.
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1 `$ U. P5 M! `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' P. @) l) `5 M9 x
"z" and "w" with "v".# c: d3 I1 N* u1 ~& d

( c( ?& s7 s5 K! `. w* VDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- c6 Q5 t9 |0 L0 D  kafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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+ }, [4 q# t5 d' J4 N3 U: V# y& SZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ V( E) E8 ^) r& {# k0 X5 i& l
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.% i2 T( f# p$ U7 D: E$ F* N
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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0 c& H/ B* h6 {/ }# M3 @! y7 f. k# GIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:5 {0 D# `5 ~! r
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( E0 ]( ^9 |- W. X" K# jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 |+ H  i. f, C* I4 `" y; Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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4 n/ o1 S0 k: w" J; ^" t[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ g% O7 L2 z) J$ ]- g# P, f3 ]don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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" S  c+ x- ?0 a# O               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: X/ _3 ]' T- N) R- A
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* D9 b; f. C( }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
. x6 z: w# H0 h/ }& h/ C: a你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% ]7 S+ \3 x) [3 {
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) a6 Y. |) d* \) D" o
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
, \6 x" c5 O# l0 k$ z/ Q4 H路过,让你们看看我的波
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