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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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9 g- ?. A* Q9 n+ ]Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.1 z6 E4 u# t. G( m- i2 a( v( j6 v7 ?
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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: m/ F. A3 O8 y/ o0 wYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:5 J. S9 z8 C1 Q: B% v
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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* s( }2 e( t5 ^' J( p. M CPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the. L9 g. a# z1 g9 u
following stipulations:
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7 z8 [+ Z8 P$ j1 ?1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
6 w) ~" u2 o5 n" W- } @/ t5 MUnemployment fixed.
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* h0 h( }! C5 p" r& q/ b& C% z6 ~2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-: ]3 }% r0 L( ]5 @7 U4 g
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
, i' |+ s1 ?7 I% U/ ?1 PHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
9 c# F7 o G4 W) J0 j5 V3 w4 NIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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