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Dear Mr. President:. A- F. |' ~/ V! r" A1 U
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.7 b6 [9 c. S2 r3 J5 b& ?
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:! A& Q5 e3 \6 J9 E* c' h
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force./ E; @$ ]& N/ q2 @9 I! Y
- B5 D3 c5 l) z0 t; e4 T" p0 H4 WPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the& D: r6 {! u: m, U: X$ ]
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
! V! T* Y# k' ]) T' Y+ d" SUnemployment fixed.& ]# W* \* q7 O
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
3 y' d9 R" J) n W' _: c; [Auto Industry fixed.
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H+ N/ c( L8 m1 h6 @! g3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
& w+ q7 Q5 U2 XHousing Crisis fixed.
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9 @. I$ n w$ S# M( A, t7 TIt can't get any easier than that!) h8 L% Q; D0 ?8 _7 E
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their' E3 d4 W7 k% b3 S4 q5 X3 `
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