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写给美国总统：* @4 T4 G5 O* u5 m" ~0 B
+ e/ F! }) u3 `/ ?0 h+ s& O3 i2 F" D! QDear Mr. President:% q5 j6 H$ v2 C
4 n* q8 P1 {0 n. k1 |) ]Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.6 }! \, T0 L2 _$ n0 A1 d: p3 t+ w
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander* W1 K5 W2 i' O4 U T9 S& r
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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( Q( P/ p! \. S& NYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.( M) _7 A3 ^) d
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the* l8 C7 q1 z/ I2 l
following stipulations:! g9 ?0 @) _ e z' i/ \& N& Q: `
' q' d, D" `5 P$ N" h1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -# L8 @$ o+ o9 H6 ~" k# W7 d$ w
Unemployment fixed." v4 ?1 G/ @% O# R* ~1 b
( x$ t- q/ K5 Y/ A* h2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
2 b! g6 m- {/ q( e4 y* VAuto Industry fixed.& ~# Q: V+ x0 e! m3 o! }
$ P% v) N5 ]( D" d2 W3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
2 s" E) X+ s% q, H; nHousing Crisis fixed.9 c9 T5 z* _9 @' \* U+ p6 D
0 A" Q! \3 }2 Y" N# ?2 WIt can't get any easier than that!
! e( @5 t* @! }* T' R1 l+ uIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their8 r, |* u. o( w! g# c
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