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写给美国总统：( I: ~. v5 l5 E5 v& C g
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.( a# A( m: i5 Y- h1 ~$ | S
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:; H: Y6 o) b6 @4 E
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.; m% k4 B+ O% N5 o# ?7 L
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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, o2 N- g) i3 u4 h* p4 o' ]1 d1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -$ |! s$ k% }7 b$ u3 X* F1 H& G
Unemployment fixed.: c- n5 X. v( v: @, f4 Q: U
4 d! N/ W( ` i/ J) g8 m: U2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
3 O' B; i) y& x9 l( W8 c$ i, sAuto Industry fixed.' D' W, c9 D* {; w
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
5 B2 o, ^( r0 PHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
) w6 z- w4 U4 j2 R5 l: d: e# QIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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