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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.! o$ a" I( } \2 p5 g
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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9 T0 a3 b! l1 KThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.3 D+ h6 `. Z. @5 k$ n+ j" l
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the0 X0 T. X+ I6 q; r6 |6 L
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; Q4 h, ~; O/ f- r. y, _1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
) E% e7 N. c- Q3 p/ g+ rUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-8 I2 t5 h( I4 z; a3 o
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-' V- l+ `! k. ]( X0 C
Housing Crisis fixed.* {8 e5 P i) j1 H
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It can't get any easier than that!, ^8 h" l- c2 r
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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