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写给美国总统：# ?" m) {$ A* _$ b/ E7 U
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
9 w/ E0 r s a* L, u0 {. AInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander- @- m+ g8 i$ N$ }
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following7 n M6 `' } k! B% \/ q9 B+ c5 I
plan.4 \/ P5 h4 @' [5 ]0 c) N
( U& Q3 Z; p% {3 l/ d; m; nYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.# E( V+ F! E7 b% I/ O
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
! U% l: a% [8 A2 _9 u0 s& A7 L8 gUnemployment fixed.- X: ?" j; D, V8 B, {
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-3 d5 x6 X0 Z* [6 e
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
' ^* R, e! J3 B% O* T( IHousing Crisis fixed.
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6 `. E1 }0 f! e, ?$ P: ]6 dIt can't get any easier than that!- {- k; [2 a" ]
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their- m/ P/ ^# d, b$ y7 [* P: J7 q9 G
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