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写给美国总统：
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9 |' _' K8 ~) v" x4 X& P1 hDear Mr. President:
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! q/ q1 u' W2 y3 Q+ ePlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
' S: \( _% b% q4 Z% ZInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander3 r( O) V2 a- u4 |: N
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following7 R0 r0 ]( W5 z8 u: L
plan.
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$ |! @4 `) I7 x$ ]; o ^You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:) @# F j2 K! ^+ j4 t
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
9 _" t- f; O1 M) W9 t# Tfollowing stipulations:9 g3 C) {6 o% I" Q9 n X" @6 b
: e i( N$ U6 [+ I5 m: @- F9 x' S1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
4 x: r- R! a4 y: p+ HUnemployment fixed.
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Q! H4 A$ f! g; Z' r- D1 Y2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-$ l; q0 u1 V; M( o
Auto Industry fixed.3 H9 Q l& J9 P3 t0 J
0 e0 f3 h. g, h3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-: S+ i6 }1 P" O5 \) U3 H. [
Housing Crisis fixed.
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# w' f' x m- `4 F s9 O" B7 Q2 HIt can't get any easier than that!9 H) p" A2 t5 G7 {! a
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their J# t# e, ]0 q9 ~, x3 ] U: Z
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