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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
: |: i7 K5 L( E, n" L+ GInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander8 c: U. L( n* Y* }( s3 h# ^' L: R
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following4 U0 `/ S% J6 a3 ?3 ~" q
plan.
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( h8 r7 p- g# ^: T& G2 {: l! XYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:& Z% t0 g v+ V* \- T+ q
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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3 V4 B+ i/ u% z; TPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
. I! ^2 B* M# N8 E1 ofollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -/ G4 e/ u$ \5 O! z$ O
Unemployment fixed. j+ T7 \% h( }
1 f# F% Y2 s. w% R% T2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
# h5 k# e( W( [" B5 rAuto Industry fixed.7 y: O# }3 a* y9 E* i3 U" H6 r; Q& J
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-3 t+ N& m c% G7 o9 ^
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!2 I9 ^" H. ~7 A7 J* H4 r. r0 N
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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