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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
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; x/ h2 o1 [1 a; NDear Mr. President:
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' s5 G0 A6 S. i7 H( wPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.! F  `- r  B: ?0 E
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander; k$ b; a# J; [1 ?! A
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following, e7 z- B5 m  r* f' L8 \
plan.2 T. Y3 X' ?, m3 S. S/ ?
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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4 r9 }% X( v( X6 @8 \9 aThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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8 K: D( d* a) oPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
' Z; U% @8 g0 X9 A) e6 ^) I8 {* vfollowing stipulations:9 L" ]4 X: {( X$ ^* E
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -  C5 X+ a, h  z) f1 Y5 D3 m
Unemployment fixed.
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. n  P1 g; k8 g2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
' I9 i6 E& M" wAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
, l% J! u" h- {- f6 Q5 Y. Y' zHousing Crisis fixed.9 v, o, w5 z2 h

+ h$ p* b, {) y; v4 {7 zIt can't get any easier than that!( n. i' r- ?9 c3 H
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their5 N6 V) i  w  h) \) N' I- J' n
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 1 s/ F. H" q) n! e" e: N: C
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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