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写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:
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, G a. v* F3 q: y, WPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
" F; ~8 B+ B8 @: f `2 i% k1 E' xInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander5 q, [% N2 g% E( G7 Q
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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# x! H+ I" c" o' ]You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:0 y- M4 W! [$ e% q7 e1 |- v* `4 x
, P4 X9 o+ W/ b# |There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the& C. s- U6 F9 _ N+ p
following stipulations:
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& {9 Z2 E/ u+ W9 C% h" i8 J& m1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -: f |# S d) ]; e' q
Unemployment fixed./ d' G3 o: `, a
8 [" I+ Y, ?. i5 M2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
6 d: Q& i2 `7 t8 kAuto Industry fixed., u9 h, j- F# b. g' H$ X2 g- M n2 `
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-8 D/ g+ i2 T: ]! M
Housing Crisis fixed.
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) R! N+ S, k" q* v" cIt can't get any easier than that!1 {2 C, `3 F0 r
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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