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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?". a+ y7 u8 a9 b* b- `- j4 l& z2 e
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."$ U' P/ [, c5 G# [% ?
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"Well done. Who was that?"
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: h0 l. v( o# J1 w! {# L( l"My granny."9 e' c2 b( n- t% V
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."$ L& p* n1 O9 K  X" e8 u

( D3 s3 |' v' I5 A+ y"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
优 缺 点
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% [, y3 W, w$ X! h0 C; e“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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$ m& p+ u) q' O. ^8 ~# N# D“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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8 r+ S+ ~+ B) S& ^“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
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