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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?") n: {3 \. P( j) q' e$ R+ l
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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"Well done. Who was that?": m  x$ ]3 o7 B% F3 T( @; x: v

& g- f; U0 ]: b. P"My granny."7 m9 K4 s- Z& s
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."5 r7 ~& R/ u0 U7 T5 s9 H

, l' ~' ]# f4 ?! [0 Z( o"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
优 缺 点
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( m7 y+ G" {5 O  ]“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”   F$ D! v2 H2 }9 `9 p# T6 t- b

8 ?  Z0 a1 L  h“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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$ G) j! f8 e" h6 j# P* R% y“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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