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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"( B/ W3 [1 p' k8 P; ^% k5 R

$ l0 P' V4 ~' G% L% c"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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"Well done. Who was that?"' V& ]8 Z+ I0 `. R

- b, J' u5 f! z# d% ?' c  J"My granny."1 ]* @; K( N4 \% N1 _( x' g8 k/ G

* F; K( q2 X- E9 Q' O# P"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."; R, i2 K" T: X; y! X" y2 W: v! U

7 b: x1 k+ Y" u+ Z3 u0 \) A+ _"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
优 缺 点8 n. N" a7 u8 \$ S

, b$ j3 s9 G/ m/ C“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 ) E2 L8 |$ M% L! M1 x6 m
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
xixi
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
hehe
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