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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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" K9 C1 N0 b0 _' b# w6 c9 _"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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1 q3 z1 L( R) g! l, H) U; O6 k"Well done. Who was that?"4 O9 X, n- G% m5 o3 f

$ O% y3 I1 j$ W; f3 _0 e) G"My granny."7 d- ]* N" K' K1 o$ \, U

7 q% E1 ^8 A3 {; e  T"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."( d, ~7 ]0 m- O* b4 A  F
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
优 缺 点
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 5 [2 ~: f, p9 f+ J! e7 _) a  v/ O
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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