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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！ S- j- V- A! A/ [
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.. C3 M: I" p$ P/ ^* \8 T
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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8 b' W# l- i$ P( t* n" J- xFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!5 Y. T0 K% K4 f8 T7 Z" E
; Q. \1 c) E: F( xFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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7 O; S, j( d; P7 v% eHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”; E8 c$ W+ [) T4 T
, u5 `; s9 W( Y. X0 OHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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2 r) m5 V2 j% |7 S4 Q! OThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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