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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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. w+ O$ ^9 D' o$ bWhere did I go wrong?, w, T8 K4 H q
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.& ^: U l* n! b" `
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.9 L# }8 r* l% g7 `( u# Z
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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) @6 b4 l, m8 m& G4 d8 _/ W2 bThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 5 \5 R' c0 a, @! c: G5 e' T4 P: N
?$ ]6 Y7 e4 P9 vHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”& Z. S! y9 r# N4 }
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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