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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
MY NEXT LIFE. L+ B) @3 P) d4 l$ [6 L

9 m. V# N+ w) V! R1 `/ Z0 |: eI want to live my7 H7 s, a2 {$ X8 P
next life backwards!2 i4 Z7 f$ ^1 d5 S* D4 u
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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6 B) Q+ R: D% S9 [Then, you wake up in a nursing home7 R/ o( m, f' n/ x' `
feeling better every day.
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7 C5 I7 W6 w9 K. X7 O4 CWhen you are kicked out of the home
) g' q1 N6 N6 _/ x; Y$ ~for being too healthy, you spend* w) h$ \% S) }
several years enjoying your3 o) @+ c/ e0 x9 d. {& h, m
retirement and collecting benefit checks.8 U/ @) m) I0 c- p, I: F
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When you start work,
2 n0 U4 x% l: t, |! [- dyou get a gold watch on your first day.# g" N7 I- P* e0 g

$ Z8 Y$ i' i& y4 e: _! a- RYou work 40 years or  M5 N2 \7 [* q! [  a6 x- v
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
/ L# |3 r, v' n5 |+ Kyou're too young to
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" y0 K3 b! R" @8 L, P% PSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," h$ J2 f' J8 @5 n1 a1 V
and party.. S, n- X; k# m: s8 C

$ R6 p4 x# B: L: {: T4 `; xAs you get even younger, you become a kid
( @  ~3 |- V8 u# r1 C+ Aagain.
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4 Q, l/ u* f3 |. T% u6 XYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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$ F" e% i& u; |8 V( Q, G+ UIn a few years, you become a baby and  c( X' Y4 v* m6 `/ I8 T5 ?
everyone runs themselves ragged0 \% R* H* `8 q7 H% z4 ^8 m
keeping you happy.! Y2 q3 V5 M4 V. z; s1 x0 r' V
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You spend
: ^3 v6 G1 h3 _your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
. k# F9 a9 e- j3 _! Ispa-like
( s) a' R8 C$ mcon ditions: central heating, room service on
7 B1 ^) S& O/ [- h+ atap.
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1 \/ y# A) o' O+ sUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.! {1 Y1 ]6 Q3 d) Q, x/ @/ ~
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I rest
* s2 c7 e0 C+ D  Pmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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