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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my @, _; V( ]0 z) c# D2 K. {: `
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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( K5 q# A$ w* h6 r3 {# \Then, you wake up in a nursing home, E; X0 ^2 A& P: R8 m6 u% z( k8 y
feeling better every day.* s( ~5 ^ {4 Q* x& E
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When you are kicked out of the home
+ ] @, |" f( I# p- Z% y; }+ e, s# qfor being too healthy, you spend5 W ~0 Q N# e3 {8 t
several years enjoying your
+ E8 d8 e3 M5 h* r5 ~8 Oretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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1 J4 t5 I4 z h2 B. D+ S. s3 ~When you start work,
: ]1 M" X. [ I L9 |8 a7 dyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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( n1 b5 n+ K' oYou work 40 years or; Y, `' Q2 _# N: A7 E4 W
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon( p7 w4 d# B1 j5 ] e' b
you're too young to
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# @' ]- v, l! n& J, h* vSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,$ m# |) w; ^, P3 J: F S# r
and party.
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# D7 }. O p0 Z. jAs you get even younger, you become a kid- F, O B! [; j5 F" m0 C' q
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/ ]4 C! E- a: b9 u: J: }You go to elementary school, play, and have no4 r% S* s1 B8 k+ D* a; p
responsibilities.
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' \% N2 u& V+ F: i- kIn a few years, you become a baby and
) t5 M$ H" j6 W/ c0 C% ^6 Oeveryone runs themselves ragged
) @% ?/ Q$ k7 j r3 Ikeeping you happy.
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You spend
5 U/ n! e# |% R3 l* Tyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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& _! f0 M, w! ]& b" F* ]Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# e# v, |: q2 y( B! s! B
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I rest, M( h M, O: M, c6 z
my case. |
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