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MY NEXT LIFE! S2 F+ ?( Z% M9 G T
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home4 C6 q% v/ ] @5 ]+ Y$ }3 G" f
feeling better every day.
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/ T2 o1 U6 [: V& P- {" i5 E- OWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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) L* K) J$ O) |$ I& dWhen you start work,# h1 [8 s% q# W& h" Y9 G0 f0 x
you get a gold watch on your first day.3 r9 h0 O9 X, ?& F
! q5 ^9 j" n* W* AYou work 40 years or$ ~) K/ j4 [0 h" q1 {& ] L
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon9 V/ c& \" K4 n8 P/ K
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,$ ]( Y5 n7 b: m* {' J% P
and party.& Y* C( ~% J+ @5 s0 ?4 b; p( B
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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con ditions: central heating, room service on. ]4 M9 Q0 X9 T' _6 U
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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