MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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$ @2 W7 u' J  D( y7 Y& t& x0 BYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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2 i* v* L: A( o" t; J% g( M' mThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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1 z" O2 ^* M& h7 nWhen you are kicked out of the home
, W# o. T+ W* q" u8 Q1 F3 k% Cfor being too healthy, you spend
6 R& ]; u; }2 V, B4 `several years enjoying your
& i. u$ L) I- s) Lretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
work.
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8 e6 [. I& D& ~7 L% P( @- ]So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
+ z8 Y6 _8 g( tand party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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% O) |& X$ a+ J5 a3 A8 I* Q3 @You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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/ H0 _# J- h$ s8 xIn a few years, you become a baby and
& f1 ^4 n4 I" Ceveryone runs themselves ragged
( @9 L' Q' r- g- m- f: Ykeeping you happy.
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6 d  o" n3 X  N$ SYou spend
6 y; D3 t7 O, ^! _& K' ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
! Y. {# c' a+ }( h: F; Cspa-like
* K  n$ Y$ X% b- Ocon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!