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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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3 G! w& V+ B  w( N: GI want to live my
9 n3 K4 F% W+ i3 i: Mnext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the3 d2 T1 T1 ?! ^
way right off the bat.! o- J0 a* M" C( p9 U; B
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
$ O7 ^8 W* u2 s! ^feeling better every day.% Y- r0 R! l0 ~; i. k) @) z

5 V1 ?/ O7 Q. X) K. pWhen you are kicked out of the home
& d8 k0 U" z  E. wfor being too healthy, you spend
: o7 d) @$ k* d3 c+ \7 kseveral years enjoying your
1 Z4 C7 l9 g1 M, U6 ]retirement and collecting benefit checks.: F' r9 |) j' F: O2 D- v
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When you start work,: j( r; ]+ P' S9 Y4 L. i, [
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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" O  q" D+ }' H( [You work 40 years or
/ e  T' }! y# C3 Qso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
# v1 e, L0 y3 c8 iyou're too young to
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; j4 T  q3 H* XSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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1 j, B! P* F8 e: v# `6 S& rAs you get even younger, you become a kid; ~  R( P6 J# [' }# f! k
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no" X) R' |3 E' D: S$ G) X7 h
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In a few years, you become a baby and
: m. k+ ]) P5 P4 D. [8 X% `5 Zeveryone runs themselves ragged
5 D& q, O" I6 G, T7 T, Okeeping you happy.
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You spend
, O( t4 E. o" N1 `your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,: M0 m9 W, O4 s4 _1 b
spa-like
/ y1 p1 I/ v. G2 c8 b1 g0 G; t9 ucon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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