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I want to live my
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$ @2 W7 u' J D( y7 Y& t& x0 BYou start out dead and get that out of the, p: [2 v& @$ z" ~3 V
way right off the bat.
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2 i* v* L: A( o" t; J% g( M' mThen, you wake up in a nursing home- a& \4 }9 P5 O: V; s" f' ]8 {4 \: _
feeling better every day.
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1 z" O2 ^* M& h7 nWhen you are kicked out of the home
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& i. u$ L) I- s) Lretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work," B, q+ N$ Z0 n" V
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to8 D: G* q9 M+ }4 F% l! E
work.
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8 e6 [. I& D& ~7 L% P( @- ]So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid/ T9 [7 H- u, E
again.
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% O) |& X$ a+ J5 a3 A8 I* Q3 @You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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/ H0 _# J- h$ s8 xIn a few years, you become a baby and
& f1 ^4 n4 I" Ceveryone runs themselves ragged
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6 d o" n3 X N$ SYou spend
6 y; D3 t7 O, ^! _& K' ^your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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