MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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  J& ]9 E2 ~# h' gI want to live my
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
$ W, w+ _/ n" i, Q# C, efeeling better every day.
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9 L) E8 G. I* {0 |2 O5 kWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
7 p2 B, U; ~2 Q* Q, Kso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
! x9 p0 ~) B" d0 pyou're too young to
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0 E: c0 ~3 y3 ~. r! |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
2 M% ^5 a& s2 e4 u5 p8 @! F, iand party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

9 w* m9 ~$ Q1 K% Z5 rIn a few years, you become a baby and
3 P) [) b% T4 O$ Feveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
9 P: D  s5 b1 }) f$ eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
. `5 B% Q! ~/ _7 aspa-like
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tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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0 E# y/ b+ f, D6 i9 hI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!