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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my/ U4 h- H: D) z! w; e
next life backwards!8 @- n/ |5 r% b+ d: x- R+ X
6 h. q6 T7 m I; |# ~. x7 lYou start out dead and get that out of the
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* j) k0 Y% D, v+ l& Q- I4 ^& EThen, you wake up in a nursing home: i& X% M. E# {% ^8 G3 g* m
feeling better every day.' q3 l% k# a3 A. k: _* d$ c
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your1 ]% Z) \1 p; o3 } y' ~
retirement and collecting benefit checks.% T @' H+ E- h! M ]
# K3 e8 `8 \2 ^) |% \6 j( @& JWhen you start work,
1 T6 p } b0 {9 P$ Nyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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) N7 E* o# ]9 w. Q( XYou work 40 years or) X. e/ J- L: I, A0 N$ @% j
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon. ]1 A4 A' k7 q: Y( B! U
you're too young to
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* M2 W6 R5 @5 \! MSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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+ C F' G" Z: M0 i5 F' ]As you get even younger, you become a kid
$ @( x+ ^6 C' _0 G6 W4 G1 Kagain.
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' v" \, l+ T, W+ d) B9 {) T2 ] P/ Y. X( qYou go to elementary school, play, and have no* P4 N2 w* l3 N
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and# W9 z3 L" a; f* Q8 W' b& B# A
everyone runs themselves ragged) U; X$ f/ |4 o7 [- R2 v( {. {
keeping you happy.
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% B# {/ ^! \- T; a5 ?/ Z% z" yYou spend- I2 O y& J1 D+ R! y6 ?2 D
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,; H1 o/ [) w1 u- k5 Z
spa-like- ?; W! ^' g$ K
con ditions: central heating, room service on2 p- b# E/ D7 _$ ?, l3 ^& s7 A6 q
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest" x( C0 Y0 d# T
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