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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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( C5 U4 n; w4 G4 s. _' j/ B( DYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home9 }. x, p1 \1 r' a' B) ^* r8 h
feeling better every day.7 k; c3 |( U) g3 m

9 v: N1 M  q( eWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.5 `; z% p, a8 Y; |8 J1 K

; k$ Y9 e8 X  y! r; gWhen you start work,* n; E: Y; ~) v! z
you get a gold watch on your first day.* g! w2 ~+ d7 o, U
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You work 40 years or6 x2 p  u* L  ]7 e, G  y$ b+ o5 E; F$ w
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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) }' G0 Z* F8 a* B0 ySo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 t5 ?4 S+ V% @( d1 @! J
and party.! C! F9 F1 I& A/ ~, f- g. }

2 _. j! p8 E- D4 }! f6 `As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and' m# f$ A% q# ]% r8 p" v' @# i
everyone runs themselves ragged' m' p! K. ^/ u- G+ ^; R
keeping you happy.
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You spend- z- K3 k) ?$ Y7 P
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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' y, R0 a7 c) @, G: }& tUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.4 s6 G3 P4 D/ F

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0 V9 g* }. K( B$ R9 o0 Pmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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