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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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  J& ]9 E2 ~# h' gI want to live my. i% ~  G# K3 k' T
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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9 L) E8 G. I* {0 |2 O5 kWhen you are kicked out of the home% f9 U9 s# [+ w
for being too healthy, you spend) u+ [1 a0 ~. f1 z1 U
several years enjoying your/ U/ s$ M, _+ Z) Y3 D$ e; S. w
retirement and collecting benefit checks.. m6 _6 L& r, ?3 Q# {( {% e
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When you start work," K1 v$ \8 q) |  h0 @: n
you get a gold watch on your first day.. n3 e" H# H6 A6 b5 I7 F7 @
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You work 40 years or
7 p2 B, U; ~2 Q* Q, Kso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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0 E: c0 ~3 y3 ~. r! |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no+ s$ t7 M* ~; w: t' n( A) G8 n
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9 w* m9 ~$ Q1 K% Z5 rIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
9 P: D  s5 b1 }) f$ eyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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