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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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( C5 U4 n; w4 G4 s. _' j/ B( DYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home9 }. x, p1 \1 r' a' B) ^* r8 h
feeling better every day.7 k; c3 |( U) g3 m
9 v: N1 M q( eWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.5 `; z% p, a8 Y; |8 J1 K
; k$ Y9 e8 X y! r; gWhen you start work,* n; E: Y; ~) v! z
you get a gold watch on your first day.* g! w2 ~+ d7 o, U
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You work 40 years or6 x2 p u* L ]7 e, G y$ b+ o5 E; F$ w
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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) }' G0 Z* F8 a* B0 ySo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,2 t5 ?4 S+ V% @( d1 @! J
and party.! C! F9 F1 I& A/ ~, f- g. }
2 _. j! p8 E- D4 }! f6 `As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and' m# f$ A% q# ]% r8 p" v' @# i
everyone runs themselves ragged' m' p! K. ^/ u- G+ ^; R
keeping you happy.
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You spend- z- K3 k) ?$ Y7 P
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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' y, R0 a7 c) @, G: }& tUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.4 s6 G3 P4 D/ F
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