MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
0 O/ a5 C6 G% [2 J% l& s8 Nnext life backwards!
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9 O  Z( D; r% Z3 P2 H  RYou start out dead and get that out of the
8 D" G7 O$ r% R" K$ G: i( sway right off the bat.

; i$ w  d" A- q9 z; B; Y3 _. SThen, you wake up in a nursing home
  J2 X5 T# E0 A& j0 e& lfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
8 S+ e) c! P3 {5 Q. s- Sfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
# }/ O1 f8 r1 Y% o: J- u6 Rretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
% W4 |4 B% u2 \$ ?1 jyou get a gold watch on your first day.

9 P7 s  _+ p6 a' R' YYou work 40 years or
9 |7 w) r4 N3 r4 F3 ?& g) A5 pso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
0 f1 h) P$ D: B/ q7 J' xyou're too young to
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4 q6 X& O9 {; U3 T' p/ {: T5 F& h# kSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
! K6 F) \$ B: ]% C% xand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

+ u3 y+ T; v( \$ i. t8 kYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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" C* W$ B; |( |, gIn a few years, you become a baby and
0 e: B4 m% ^0 y( T7 B! oeveryone runs themselves ragged
# F* e" @5 Y1 f% i% k  |keeping you happy.

You spend
) b% ?" `$ s( P4 p) A" Z" \your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
7 k& u1 c$ Q+ J! L8 W! Pspa-like
8 f9 d, K1 T& ocon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!