MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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4 h% H/ r1 B# S: cYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

+ y9 d; j' ]$ tThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
: R  Y) V9 b) F1 K3 Gretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

/ P2 }- _: O2 |' ^8 j9 EYou work 40 years or
! w! [7 _$ W  e7 T7 _9 t+ T/ Wso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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8 d& y: {2 b, y' X7 b) C! E+ w2 qYou spend
/ a% M( o; N! ]2 F2 E  ?* Qyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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  t# {8 _8 _: y* aI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!