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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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- Y1 e1 I2 [7 z( [- iThen, you wake up in a nursing home- Z1 k  ~: R, i; z" \$ V
feeling better every day.
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, U! c. ]8 m0 C" |  `1 s. HWhen you are kicked out of the home8 @, B8 q8 |+ F. k
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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: g6 B7 i0 k. ^# T$ IWhen you start work,: P- j6 Q9 e1 x4 k7 C) `5 N
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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0 o; n* k9 f" oYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,5 h8 r% r( \8 h+ z. Q" Q) h
and party.
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1 G% Z; H9 ^. _$ S  h# K& o- J9 KAs you get even younger, you become a kid0 m& A5 C1 d( m5 o% o7 s
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no6 u9 _# P7 D3 x* [2 U
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1 n; j9 L, y# j) J2 e) IIn a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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spa-like% n! ?1 j# x9 V* B% x& F( }
con ditions: central heating, room service on( |7 s8 ^* ~4 K/ Z  ?6 ^: b
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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