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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 V3 h" \, d$ [
6 d2 o+ h4 ~; ?" s [. _I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.3 d" J6 {- B) T
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.% @" N% e1 r4 E# M, R5 n
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
" a4 Z: P: m3 U/ b, M5 WWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
" c, d. n d8 Kthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
8 G' B/ s0 M( d, Sthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
/ s: q. j, A/ ]7 cwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.( `- N1 m3 N8 X; P( m3 E
There are some people that are not into all the words.
9 R$ y6 e4 n- K4 vThere are some that would have you not use certain words.8 b* H" @7 W0 v3 ~3 Z, z
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7% W% J+ _/ C& H) w6 H" o
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
4 F. Q/ @# \# @399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous1 J# F: a+ B: x- @. I
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,$ ?# r+ I, p) W$ I8 D
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
( ?& M. `3 ]- f3 G"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,: l4 d6 a5 L5 w9 `, x3 E
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
! M5 m1 z# f( j; t; l"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
; V2 Y9 K" w( i9 P2 N8 HThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
% C/ Q% C* @' }3 f' mcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war. a* ?, q( t: t4 h7 R
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& m8 J0 w# R* `% w' L. y8 M$ v
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
* ?6 r# j) s; jsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
& T, f9 C; u( m. K' L H: Gman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a6 v3 w4 m5 o0 b/ s
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
4 P- {% \9 N: Gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
b8 G7 q8 \2 g. G: ]1 dPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just4 H7 g4 f- q0 [$ p5 Z
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
( F3 A* V: i4 L Z( e9 ?% `not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,' v8 m$ M Q4 ^! c0 D) J& e- u
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
2 L! W1 |: g3 o2 t- _! K8 gcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why- m; B9 o" b8 }* q* Q% Q
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
5 u. s- p, M: I6 j. F0 f4 j# c; dMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
, N% _7 R/ Q7 e; u, Hthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 f+ H. @2 H1 X8 `4 }+ `6 q) qI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend2 W- ?) S4 L/ g4 r& n' a
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
2 h, N2 c; ~5 s& F6 Yyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
6 S$ b5 u& V' _3 Q S# P/ FIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the+ w) ?( f) f/ n! l0 |
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
" C- @0 L& u) t/ |4 Ltogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
2 b& z- d6 X; |& }: vPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
]) y1 c% \! P3 M( gcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I' R' `/ e* V: [( ~
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such* C/ O/ s: |% T6 o8 {
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."+ W6 o0 Z6 l; W% c
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more+ n& P1 k: h. T2 x2 J9 x& d
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think2 s w7 ~: @* u m- {( d0 p
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 r3 r' | j% @# W$ O2 |0 c9 S# Fimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
, g3 o% M. H% ^& xhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
5 Z) n2 ?2 g+ b+ j! R, f"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love* y+ i: o8 K: V5 y( l8 g+ g
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
$ R; O7 s {+ o1 r; Ca great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but8 b, z& X5 U9 ]9 B* u
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
, A& b' l+ }! _the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,' a1 L% n+ q! Z) I+ i
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.", X+ _( `5 ~, ?: {8 i3 m% x4 r
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
* F4 f" S" g# p, W- Y; I0 lI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any7 j/ P* s' P. @* S/ i, D
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
% }* r- K+ \% P/ U# D* \+ Kclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed, T% v% ?- t4 B# J; n( p
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.* K, ~4 b" n& ^ {" a
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
' k& S3 K+ G. F. ?$ D( }% _Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock+ B; c0 o: u ?# E# f. B# ?
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in8 N8 P3 |* }4 {" {) }
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
+ z7 ?% e: q( o2 K$ PKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't( l1 i- R8 A P" |. s3 i) h4 s
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding% A& @ Y. M) _, k
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
' O* ~5 k" n, ?. |goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 O: v- |: n- @& ~) b$ r" Acan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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