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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.5 P6 U! ^- s3 R m5 Z/ d0 E
% V: w1 D3 r5 }& R0 D) `I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.; x# Y7 ^0 y: c l/ s
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 F0 G! F- ~8 EThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
6 D, e6 G4 l7 ?# C' {. U& f# cWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
* v3 m% n: Y6 mthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for0 w1 M3 ]( h' o& P1 V5 l: v
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
4 e! g0 r# k: E8 kwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
, ?( X8 E* Y# W- R# I* u& NThere are some people that are not into all the words.# s2 L, _( B: f. A, F- W: D
There are some that would have you not use certain words.+ R) F) b( ~. C4 [" ?1 Y
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
0 Y4 G7 w9 M5 |, Tof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
' K; a- P* k6 I/ x) P f5 w& S399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous. w* b6 Y8 ?8 C1 m
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
9 {5 P0 h) }! _! ^; b3 t4 {! lBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?& g5 ]9 w' H0 G# `- Z
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
7 y; ~: q0 j0 l/ P8 a8 q0 Uand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
4 B8 F/ t4 M& @1 W. y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( P! W% o2 h, f& w
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
4 V5 Z2 C6 k1 l0 Fcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ d( [, i" x9 ^2 R: [5 d
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"- a+ u" v( K3 k* ?" k- ?
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
1 t, R6 u* x& v, \sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,/ V; ?( L+ w) Q( }9 W
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
. n* b/ q. f% q( e7 W# qsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 R5 z# r Y J9 L3 |snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,- g- n- L. W7 P5 n
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just9 `+ I: H4 L/ A2 {! V. r# W
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does$ g" U. C& r+ {, ^! @6 E) g
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,0 i1 b0 s$ H- X
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not! C$ x$ D3 x4 H& g6 x) W/ y4 }
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
" a# E8 U/ [+ c- E" M8 fsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
( V7 i, F/ C! j9 P+ o zMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
. u; u5 S4 z6 t& |there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
. Z9 p% t( W/ pI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
+ F* w1 m3 r( T# |8 I8 \with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at$ r5 V" |, ~0 v3 F; m7 ]( o
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
: A1 ^) e% C- D J @7 qIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
7 o5 B9 u7 W8 l6 kother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
k1 Q+ }& `: r3 P5 d) e. ~) atogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that/ E* C8 D8 G4 b, p2 L# p
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
/ `4 T* {/ D3 J$ x1 Scertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I4 R8 V6 C- ?2 j! |" N
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
7 U$ h) T% I4 ^ qstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
9 g3 F; v1 K' i2 x& Y6 HAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
% [' K8 x1 a" M2 Y3 Maccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think; x& M( v& A, r2 F2 E( M
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very0 }/ r d- A ?& u
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
# e! @4 U% D3 F: P4 G5 bhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
1 y- q. p# c4 J( y/ z2 \"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love$ p$ b9 r" J' N$ a* p
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
9 {/ A+ S2 p5 q+ ]$ Ja great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but2 Q; @* ~7 }) x* }' L
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
* h* [0 v6 t% ]/ x# p2 {) ithe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,' ]8 i2 c) r. b! v$ ^$ r$ G9 ?
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."" q5 A1 X, s$ D& Y
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
& D5 i) Q6 y7 R- ]8 QI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 u1 Z+ Q0 N- @) b+ Hcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
7 p) _5 | C, D) G( \" Y2 Yclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,8 ?8 D+ Q8 |# z; u& W
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.1 I* @5 X/ _. E# y7 h
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words./ i9 z9 G/ l5 I, }: E8 a
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
4 t6 n) D2 C( L6 w: K% j. o g) yCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in! P8 o' Y) F" R) V( K' h2 Y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
" ~+ N: r+ z0 }$ E7 L% fKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't3 O0 p1 l) W3 ~, s
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding$ t }) p9 {; W. ~) ]) a
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that9 N- z& H8 l7 D1 g
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
& }0 p; s; t4 \: ]/ fcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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