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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.) E" T) C8 \# `) ~! n
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( r" c7 P" ?+ S% C! i: c
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
+ b& B' m$ p% p$ X, \They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.; b7 [5 _( d- }! Z
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
7 `3 |9 j$ J! ]8 ethen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
4 ^- ?0 R% h, ethat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same5 w3 Y+ f! p, G1 p9 J
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.3 A3 n2 c' e2 b# C- D
There are some people that are not into all the words.
! ]8 D) x8 U$ s" }There are some that would have you not use certain words.7 i9 @8 X2 r9 F
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
4 }! p: t2 F* `6 D+ B* U Xof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.& B9 B, T/ |# y/ Q3 [% `* |
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
! Y1 ^) Z9 h+ ~- yto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,: s. e2 s& E' b" x
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?7 E* `; ~/ \+ V9 ~2 V' O5 u
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
+ ]9 G; P( q: L4 ^* A# M. X( eand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ T$ ?: Z5 U+ y: J" `. E5 i
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
% F$ x& S: |& c0 F6 U% I, dThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,# t' N8 ~7 H7 `& `3 a
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.5 u& @5 ], B }1 X. U1 m
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# J: O; S% J$ O; T" aWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
: j f* a) Q% R& s$ ?sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
4 b' s* t" G7 g, r: A8 qman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 ^$ [/ k- a0 }- J3 d5 M
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist' p& G/ j* N; y6 ]0 T
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
0 g+ s, s; W: sPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
# G3 c5 U! R0 U3 I& T& `; dOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does# T" U) O% q# Y" W; ?
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
- ]9 ?/ C% t# d6 vbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not r" k/ @% h B. C- t( N
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why" Z% Z" {2 @ I) g; T
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and2 g0 |% y# ?% j& N/ p3 Z
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on: r- C: j7 X8 T, S' Z. j; `$ a6 b
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
* U# T# h& p) t. Z, `' X% HI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend& \ z; s. \ K6 c( R4 w: P
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
4 d6 z: R* w8 c. A! A# Lyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
! ]. q( `5 K* ?# F5 a" ZIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
7 @' t$ C' b r% A- G& J9 `8 ?other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
# x' O8 Q& G% f0 P9 F+ Atogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
5 {9 |( }/ h0 \9 q8 P- {! y: `$ iPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
. K! C+ k4 ^1 kcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I4 x, }; C7 ?% [3 C6 H
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such0 Z* S# o2 W" v9 q, d. A
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."- Q1 U. X, y( m; R
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more2 {3 {( v% K7 J* m
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think" F2 }0 Y. V8 c+ o% ~8 D: V
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
3 W( U( I6 S4 rimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
' D" } ~! h! S7 Dhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
: y7 q+ W. R3 ["I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love1 p9 M' G2 C$ ?2 o
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is% F8 v4 p2 P+ o. v& c5 b8 o/ @
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
* l" S4 y, s$ d& LI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
* J) q& N0 I) h+ c& L( wthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,' l. P4 L( k/ D7 ?+ p8 V- h, g
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
n) K) x6 l: P; v1 [2 Y- x5 hSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.* p1 e: p" z I' q2 R/ v
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any# C; @. _; M1 } `; e" }8 `. J" Y
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
4 S# f$ _0 [8 h+ q, o n6 Gclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 @, @1 ^3 A" x# h+ ^0 G$ oand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 a4 K3 ?" w9 J7 m7 a$ f1 h
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
; D% C& w# w& O0 S a, hRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock; F- V: t- q6 d
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in2 ]1 N( ^; G. l% Y- Z' m [
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for& V* U' U, K2 p
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
6 j8 ~- j5 ?: V/ fsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding5 Z& |: j$ X5 v4 V0 a2 {& ]
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that0 P, r0 d( ^ g
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
' K9 s: D' f) K0 ncan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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