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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.* m6 {5 j& y$ S1 y5 H% J# J
7 s6 b$ O2 @2 e3 HI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) Q3 K; ]; ~+ ?6 Y+ z+ R5 |
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
% i2 s. l$ w+ K/ b- j JThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.& b0 E3 q! o2 R3 y. ]/ y
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.0 k6 `9 ~. E' K: E' o
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for# O p$ R. \; r* i2 z' e: e
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same" x4 G- n# j! t- W6 _5 a4 b9 M
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
8 m4 |; B. v$ R* C" V3 kThere are some people that are not into all the words.% T* k: l% m9 T) ]
There are some that would have you not use certain words.: Q1 V9 D4 T& z& a' p% Z1 O
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
* k( }9 D: b6 i5 xof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
! V7 N6 ]5 q9 p& T, Q \399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous- c' n$ x9 x/ Y7 a
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,6 b# J) b5 Q* N2 d# o( }5 J
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?' K7 w3 Y6 C9 V" _# C. A# Y& X4 D
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# a; `. ^% J& f0 V" h5 S/ ?0 @and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
1 s1 o; f" U; l"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 H0 ?+ X; H; D qThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
% P8 v; }; w' u% m2 S1 Ycurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
, T' R0 _" G# i% f/ z' F" O"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 O$ X3 l$ ^6 U4 j0 j+ g; n
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
1 N. a4 R) Q0 `1 msounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,/ E- L- G A' L
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a. T, f& b7 C2 _8 v7 x
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist! ?& f9 p( S4 f o8 Y! y% S
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,9 ?& D8 E6 g/ F9 d
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
- i5 s( P9 X1 Y2 B( tOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
0 N: N6 q `9 W4 Z1 H8 U1 Mnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
/ a2 i# Y) b1 N1 Jbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# L9 M" U- _( q% } \$ Bcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
1 h: [) I; U2 k: g1 S* c. [& `some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
0 }. x" U3 T' {) S5 eMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 O8 e; h; j1 W# M6 I3 s# ?6 l, ythere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
( G- t9 K+ m: Q7 l+ a# J! @I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend& E! Z( d6 l+ ?$ b
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
. p: r. p8 A: [8 K/ O9 ]# nyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
. R& c' Q( e- x/ m3 M9 GIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
% X, H% ~% X& Y! z* Oother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go2 P9 n/ o8 L1 |3 K, p: T& C
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
; g! n; a) S8 U# C+ `Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were/ e' j, [& {% Q( A5 T( h
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I* S* X$ n1 V8 o5 L& G# m V
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: S }2 y6 Z7 g9 u' a( o! A ~5 [$ T
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."$ A$ P& m' g# T( H
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
2 K! R9 ~6 s# D' f. h2 caccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
" f" O$ G: F6 Z) J1 D k$ cit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very. B1 K5 [8 i, b. A: Y/ O8 n
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to0 X- o6 g& g4 A' J0 V1 R; s
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,3 v0 w x, P# k" A* C
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
. m( E" p* K# D) f4 p% [3 o! }than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
+ h7 S: F" K: \9 J) x0 w' l# ya great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
8 E# Y5 j( K# z- o( S/ B1 E( JI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
! ^4 Q4 k5 S0 m" O1 qthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
( x1 u" I* M6 S$ g/ E$ G* ~Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."- r( n+ C6 F! Z: x/ A) Y
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
4 E- w* ^2 G0 W2 N# ]1 T" O8 KI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
4 i; |4 I$ h7 D4 T, t* [circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
" h- x R6 _$ @. r! V/ v8 Nclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,: L( x" S: x# ~
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
% z; u" m& e( U% v# C2 u# O3 E- h3 PBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
% \5 f* t- p3 ~( I8 ]( ARemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock7 }2 R+ J$ H# o8 _* v7 l5 A
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, j+ n- G% k2 ]the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for2 [* B+ w8 l" d; S
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ p3 ~6 J. a* r0 i0 J, n, J( nsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding) Y7 ^- W4 `8 a# R! B" a/ r
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
6 W, Q0 M. i; ^0 V+ \7 Z; @3 Y+ qgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
$ c" @- e/ n4 U4 Z u0 jcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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