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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.6 C6 l4 K5 \7 v( `; @/ T7 A! U# m
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
7 ]" n( V! @9 X) [I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
+ V; F, ^' F. a2 C; LThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
8 i& v( {; ]/ p" s5 P" a JWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.: ?* v; A7 b0 X" O. a4 ?; [5 c
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
( L0 T) L2 g# t& Y- Y# a9 nthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same4 Q! j: Q9 Z4 e) o- F: I0 w4 A
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
4 H: r0 ]! T2 \& ~' `& UThere are some people that are not into all the words.( u$ A/ u. \+ Z- h0 L
There are some that would have you not use certain words.5 V7 F! M* f' j+ G; O- U. A# P& m
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 78 b3 a4 U2 Z2 \: D' J; W( d
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.! p1 n6 [- k7 C. z. u
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! @. t7 V: E8 t/ s! w
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,: G5 ~& T1 Y1 b3 S9 Q L
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
' t2 _/ a/ R: |% F1 K! O' T"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,: t; Q- m/ M8 H. ^. ^& c4 K Z
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
$ O2 H- L! b+ H9 |' G. w% a"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 R6 y% r" j+ j, e2 o$ [Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,% _- a* M9 [5 W) T7 I
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
v9 R8 F( v# E5 m/ ]"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 ?6 a$ \( _1 N0 PWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly* G2 [$ S8 b. p# B; I
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 B+ R; l J a2 o ~
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
* i) g4 {% c" ^4 E4 Gsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist! I/ A- {# @/ h3 Z
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,- f& c s3 {% n/ g; s
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
1 j2 `4 q$ }/ ^3 }1 _1 p6 v( pOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
/ Q, t9 R9 {( |# d S& Vnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
+ E( _ A6 ?+ w; G8 e0 Obut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
9 s' y6 A* g3 acompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why% v1 V! P3 Z2 w4 e
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and1 o }- P0 A/ F1 O0 H& w
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
0 [/ m6 F4 C) y" @/ z# C9 R6 ^there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
+ N6 d; I+ L3 K) W+ M6 w& CI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
4 l. [9 F; p% [! nwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at* k9 V/ g1 l2 I" G6 E: D+ u
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.". @! t l, \9 R8 V
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the0 L+ g0 l9 v4 x" m" Z4 ^$ @
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
2 Y1 W& i6 C otogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
/ S# _$ |3 ~* x9 BPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were& r# w; L S; s8 q+ O
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I5 F" L2 u ^1 E0 t& u( i
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such5 u x9 o0 ~1 B$ [' m
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
! ]) q1 [& X: XAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more8 @1 F" I% ]; g, ^% H6 C1 g
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think v9 ?7 B6 c. z& I8 T. A
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very2 `) D7 N" X4 Z% W5 U# b: [
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
4 R+ Y- r1 [5 n+ U9 @5 qhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
: w6 d4 g- C& r# {/ Y8 {"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love- m- A) z/ n! L9 i& a
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
t8 T% j, W% n% A0 ~& ha great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
% G/ @! z6 l0 [I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for+ P8 Z' c- {* X5 E0 x
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
2 G( w3 `4 Y7 c) y& gSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."- K! |/ ^! o0 E/ X* o" ?# {
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.6 y2 m; D" [; v6 D5 ` O- K
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any" u: q! G& W t/ a ~$ P
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
. J1 n5 }! B1 R: A0 hclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( U$ X2 a8 U) o' z2 iand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 D i- j; u/ i. w' J5 l' D9 MBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.4 t0 b ~0 m! e1 A8 t6 W0 S* a. ^
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
8 G7 h7 c4 d$ L+ _* I' RCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, q1 d& h8 Q; s) ythe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
( Y; z3 f0 b2 LKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
4 |2 c, [' {% B1 Nsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
5 Q$ t: p* y) h( m7 `+ d& w K6 gthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
+ S' T4 O$ T$ P5 m) Bgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
7 P; u: }* A6 \/ gcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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