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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.1 P# L+ E' _9 `' p3 P# b( P
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
$ ^$ J; S& N. F* z. a- A/ QI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
" p, k% t4 Z" O: \3 x. F% b( {They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.7 x. `+ F/ Z5 b# [0 W4 v; w, T" M
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
8 z$ l2 n4 _0 k# ]; sthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
6 X% H2 {- w5 o! g; ~' y3 L% pthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same- v9 T: J6 ]+ r/ R/ c" T
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
; r* I6 D0 t- F; C7 o& D' uThere are some people that are not into all the words.
' r% @1 O1 P( b- r4 G hThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
+ x7 Q. x" k: A A9 U) D/ LThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7! ?4 V$ V! \1 j4 ^6 M/ D5 g- q
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
6 `. }9 o- d! U* [' H8 f1 z7 f; i399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
1 X5 o8 G) |) h9 @; U" Zto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,, U3 T- X( O. Y$ v& k& E, N1 O
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
V/ O. s* d, a, H9 U, ~9 I' V$ \"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,$ K/ H' [* R7 y/ ^% b; ~
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
) {* p! U) t; w( X"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
4 G) m9 B2 Z6 T8 kThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,/ o j( d3 E3 E4 |9 W. `5 y& c
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
$ S3 q3 v0 x3 D' a"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 `' x# j2 c* }# B
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly# `; x0 T7 S6 A9 @% b( d$ F2 i
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,, u3 k. v& `. g0 d) e/ S$ Z
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; V4 a0 V8 `) a, X
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist# O6 X' G( f; G) N+ q
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
" i# t4 E: u2 P yPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just' B, M4 ~' }' x. w6 n0 D( A
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
1 x7 j2 a* Z7 g8 r- `not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,2 u/ l! @( b! H1 e+ F& r6 c
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
* j; k P4 x" L+ w2 |/ dcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
3 R% G; I3 Q: x9 W3 Nsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and' i( p2 | l' L
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
3 {7 |- F; r# J' ]there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.0 F, s6 B0 v/ C5 x* b; u5 D1 Q* H0 ~
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
9 d/ b' ?7 P9 I0 L3 Y# o- l$ mwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
$ t0 a& O/ ?" F7 V- syou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."8 `5 m! T% E/ o) Y" _
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the# p% ~( I8 n8 K4 [9 C
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
7 R& ^9 h! J4 [% Ltogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that4 X; E2 q3 w: ^3 n2 A0 X& H3 o
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were0 E ~+ U% [7 H! W' E1 f& \$ n" K
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& i6 G9 u7 z1 V3 J7 L+ }' cdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
. n1 k1 V _8 H5 hstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
1 |# b) S" ]2 ]# U) xAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more+ M' P: U% T- b2 a" k) N
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think8 o8 ?: U( J: N- T, ~1 D( p& O
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very' N ]7 Q. k) ?, z9 {' ~
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
o. G; d2 p+ ?) Khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,' _% _& ~# {/ T; e' L
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
& Y/ k: U7 s# M2 p* g4 Jthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
% {# ^, L0 L/ [! Q5 a va great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
7 X# [ _' k1 ]; O! dI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for% F% _( \' z. q3 r" k" B& s% R
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
0 x W: }: K" q* T7 N1 ?8 YSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
, l- J' s' y# l+ p9 Y& cSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
. I. D! H. _* A' C5 rI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any @- p4 p/ T) h" _. ]
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
`4 `1 m: W) w! dclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
+ v% q7 z0 j8 ]3 O0 A* a0 Gand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.3 }4 e% ]& A2 N# I& }! I5 s
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
8 K7 ?8 O% l8 |7 Z2 zRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock" ?* k0 {; A- T$ V$ N" B/ L: V9 J
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in2 U. b: Z4 u; J8 I7 v
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for( t. `8 N5 _/ w d
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
& ^0 r& N3 T! m& k- A' `8 o' K Wsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
4 X' l( {7 i3 l ^+ ]- wthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
7 g; a- ?9 E9 r, c/ lgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 r, f2 T5 m5 `9 j- k' H& _can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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