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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.& R9 s" b, M2 G7 C/ d, B( [9 P; E
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
8 B" D' m) s S) O, Q- m# XThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
6 q* J' K* A7 X8 I8 oWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* |1 I: }7 @- N8 ]% @
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) N/ k t2 J; q; V8 O! k- z
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
( F% ?$ l0 t" M- ^3 O' h3 F/ F) Twords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.4 y8 c! i% b$ b/ B6 L
There are some people that are not into all the words." m. w F5 ~3 J" m. D& p; s
There are some that would have you not use certain words.3 M9 F. {( q1 i4 J# F
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
+ n/ J% [/ v8 M' eof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.2 F- v$ v( Q n- W! }5 j
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 W7 t4 g) o4 Z; }
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
) x3 H, U+ h# o1 M8 T; |+ PBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
4 x* ]- t* S/ V( _& T9 Q0 W"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
f+ I: V+ W9 T1 p5 h, m# G- Cand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?1 V! v x y" e) g( W
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- |- O R0 t0 d5 ?; m& ~Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
, I/ d( f' I( C! ?curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
h+ M, @' i8 @- K* a1 @"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"- D& l. O1 U3 ?4 O7 r; R0 {4 o. K3 H& b7 F
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
# M6 o& W/ D& d4 q; s) H& H# T. Dsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
& M( V& {$ f) |2 ^man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a* ]" k0 d0 ^1 \& F4 D8 i
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
) E G9 e$ [, F, \) Dsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,, `7 ^) C8 w# M0 m( J3 Z9 ] _
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
4 F) l7 O6 x9 S+ X( j( POne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does! W$ {& }. v5 V; V
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
/ G ]0 \. l3 S" k1 p# Y2 Ubut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not, K) [% J- `. e& e4 m) ^* K8 a
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ R% a6 z8 D% Y9 t: A q, i
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and# w* X2 p, _) R+ Z {/ e
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
8 |+ S9 V' C) E6 othere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
; l( R$ Q' U8 r, {% _! PI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
' ?. b; u. Q" \ b1 Pwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at$ Y5 y) k0 i7 o) w% ~ p6 ~0 _3 Y
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
6 q( `& W+ o: ?1 U SIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the: e/ Z" C( E3 I+ i5 j( h" ^) Z R5 C
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go% x/ A9 a2 P3 ?( }/ E" }
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
! o% ^% S1 x. ]1 b. f4 k! u7 EPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
9 h3 D. H! n9 D! C+ Scertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I; V2 ], z Y3 `: g+ Q
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such$ A. u8 U7 `# H ^3 B
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
. `" q" H0 C$ s; {& I( mAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
" B) h9 l) J0 z; y2 N2 k4 H iaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
3 ?/ U8 W! `" a: L& Kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
; e4 y" C% \2 w+ @! s5 f& t2 g2 eimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to, T* u3 Q2 j# T' R/ z1 Z, V
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
8 U) X% {" S" A6 g8 U8 ?. n- Y"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: ?) d/ G4 A. Z! @! uthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
2 B& ~. ~) D _3 ^a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
, v) X# u9 e- q5 Z$ i; DI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
0 h. [1 r( ]" b. w( bthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, Q% a$ ^2 z' u. x" k
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.", g$ p3 U, W# u" z( ]
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' g; f+ O9 Q8 G- U0 F
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
+ k9 ]6 N7 n7 W$ F9 [& X acircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
6 t+ F* p6 L1 T$ j& V: Gclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed," {% `0 C* k2 o! \- S7 x) ]5 B
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.* s+ f, v5 O3 K* C2 t5 a
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
! C7 `" h5 d% n$ ^. dRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock& j: k3 K( ~4 D
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in" p: N+ I. q2 t$ H
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
* w5 l. ?8 X+ ^Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
/ E% D& k s, f: D z1 dsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
: z- L9 c. r4 i; p# Ythem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
7 v4 n. J! {: s! l/ xgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
% B# k5 d7 A+ \ @) Ycan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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