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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) T% P2 e i! }+ o7 t' A, W" q( }
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
+ v: B9 w, q9 N# uThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
% Z" _& T6 J0 Q# l1 @, CWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.! r7 o1 P; G7 `# l' G' Z
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
# u! R/ a7 _5 Q+ R% y, l7 Qthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same& @- u4 O" }9 e- ^
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
: J/ T% n l8 a' wThere are some people that are not into all the words.+ P G. s# {/ C5 J
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
8 w; F( `( S% ~There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
1 B% \2 W. \- b+ N. e* Y7 [$ `of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is., `$ w- F1 i$ d6 }- v
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! t% T5 _# p1 r; f2 L9 X
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
+ [- ]$ F5 h$ iBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
* v0 S, G; Q5 M+ d! h3 w"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,4 p8 g* U. R& C6 \- p3 Y) r8 _
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?) |% T7 G1 q1 s" ^3 _+ @
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ _2 Z+ w6 x+ r/ ~Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
) x0 _. c; S' i ?# @; Q) icurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.3 k) A; h' G( s7 O$ w- f
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' c. j3 }) a: ?" e
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; e- I' I- c0 J8 K+ y
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
0 H9 `9 l2 V( z( \7 dman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
( s6 r J0 T, f) Q/ j8 c+ ^snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
$ L) W6 a) X5 V* m+ z( R! q e+ qsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
: e* N* p" Y& s3 F/ q9 oPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
) l) k( w. z# H. u6 x8 {7 l6 d: gOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does/ U ^" M ~$ E, k; W8 z
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
( H$ o& K1 W2 ?: W8 Ybut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not# w2 w; R2 F' B" r, U& Y9 }
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ l4 A' k. F5 [4 F
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 {' O6 `1 Y r5 g7 I8 O- DMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 ]- `1 [: y9 D j6 q% X
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. m: _1 r `! X0 p
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend+ y1 C$ ]# y& m, E: X- h% v
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
" L1 {% d5 Y2 o8 Nyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."' B! ^. Q: @. i# Q4 b1 ?1 s
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
3 W i: Y0 w3 n5 c0 [* Yother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go2 d# }5 L- b: i, f6 @1 M9 g' d1 q
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that% E' q8 k; D3 t) B0 }8 Y) a8 e
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
c7 R3 O' C8 D; {3 A9 zcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
1 p" Q- K! d4 y( Ydon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such$ P0 ~8 l: Z$ `1 C) p" {
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& o9 ]+ P- y+ S- B& G0 D" ?2 r
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more4 }' [; C' x8 D
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 l; q, {, ^8 e( a2 dit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
% w, V' P" A9 ] M {4 d; r6 P/ Uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to x8 _3 Q5 n" G, x$ T
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
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# I1 D9 f. v, W+ R8 xthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is: u; y. j( G V8 G) x5 R
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but* z+ T2 l+ y: l0 o
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
. m/ Y* u {4 p' O6 N4 h9 C: B) Ithe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,1 [: u6 @) h% [
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."1 A" u8 a! t' [- w: R& z9 N
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
5 p' F9 p! @) P) lI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
( G6 X; @+ P1 o; pcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
2 W a7 Q0 D4 F; Y) F- hclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 d$ A) }# |; A* |8 b, nand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
. N' K9 W+ ?3 F2 E6 e/ A! iBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.$ n, v# y/ B ~+ N4 I" ]( p" U' t; V
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock0 E- j q" G% q8 F- p- _/ T
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in) _% j3 ^9 u4 j& L
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
1 }, X0 F2 D5 a. Z4 i9 G& t' HKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't4 V9 v1 z) c! ^. z' z
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
. Y& M' S9 a2 I9 cthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that4 V+ @! d" n( |" o u- ~- p5 r/ A
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
1 m. b+ N4 O a/ j( zcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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