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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
- e H7 j% G" e' t> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,; d; F3 K! Y7 v/ H K) e
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> HONEY,% b- s! ?) I1 A# [* e
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
8 q! ~" A$ S& q> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.8 N5 C# |2 c# A: b) e
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% L. z$ b7 u3 }4 K& L> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
% m; e" q- p1 y* J: g: S> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
5 n: N9 d8 d3 c* t% S4 `! I> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE- S R* V4 ?! D( ^
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
2 C! l" p: A( [$ @, y, t> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,3 a3 {3 Z: }/ z
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,2 ]& S B: u. L. h8 X) j; M
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?3 I, [0 u1 V$ G N
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT6 f5 s! R+ t# J
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
5 W; P- b0 F- u* \ z> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?# b9 T3 U! w, O( Z" B# o
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE" F5 _- ^$ q |
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?$ z2 `9 v) c7 c* u/ l
> I DON'T THINK SO! @0 k- @+ R2 l
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; z, b, G$ {6 E5 W> FINE, SHE SAYS9 c! o9 A4 U/ v) Q* Z+ Q, J) }1 _
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS0 K9 F) v7 U- o
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
( j9 T8 I9 R* Z5 C7 B7 Z# r& s5 ]> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T3 X" U2 Q! V3 l5 N4 U+ Z0 p
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
$ M6 X9 {* Q3 b/ I+ q: i' {> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE' o+ B) ]( t8 M+ S
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
G7 ]% ]% R+ l, \7 R1 R> I DON'T THINK SO
. }4 J0 ?3 w, ?% f> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.1 w) B6 n% d& B6 q6 f
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!- L' N; L6 ^/ B( g( v6 z
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A- B* P) n# ~' l
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
& Q* n- Y& g2 c9 O- c, F/ H, H& O> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
8 T; k9 g: }& N+ g7 u3 j1 e> TO GO HOME; H0 ?9 y& ]& P9 ]
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES; t% _% b a9 Y0 F# M/ v5 I. s b
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.& F) y# P8 m! g4 n3 r8 n" Z4 J+ M: }
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. a: I7 I7 ], \$ r* v8 D: u> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE$ _# Z9 u& P2 z4 p
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING8 i' n# L! h1 ^( ?
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES9 z, |& {8 k! l* P& O5 H- s
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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$ n! I! U/ v5 q" U> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?, N, F2 {4 U% B6 ?3 {
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
6 `, \$ _" _ k3 g: \> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.. U0 O( q; x' r
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: g% f0 G+ k! X8 ~+ r> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
& |; s4 x" a* R2 b; F> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.; t2 v! r2 I; _$ B' P. L( B% t) u
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$ r8 [2 J" |6 d> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND3 M" u0 z" {( n2 ~
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER5 x! \% m, G* c8 g
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.: @9 W, ~+ D3 M; ^
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> HE SAID,( L: |$ I; C( W( D: f
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?8 o! a0 z7 ?5 d6 i4 @/ ], ~
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7 R7 [, j2 u1 e1 }: z) W# u( P# k> SHE REPLIED,
$ ^) a( i% E& |: r& l* ~4 `) |> HELLOOOOO..: F: w+ w! E: j- |
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN( I( A- j5 n- t* i
> ON MY FOREHEAD?3 C. x- F5 n. E7 e# d$ q$ F2 f( q
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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