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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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> HONEY,
" @/ C+ N/ I. U/ |- Y> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
}* L7 O* r1 {* d> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.! j' P7 x* c, ^/ a5 e; K9 V) A. a
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,! m8 V0 c. W2 w2 s7 C
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
5 e/ n! L2 j3 Q" f4 t> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE, J1 Y$ Z* R8 F& M4 ~
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
$ T# e3 Z2 e! f/ a2 M0 ^8 v> I DON'T THINK SO.
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7 W! d' y- t6 S9 o7 j> FINE,7 \2 C$ {+ N% ]9 a! o
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4 A& s+ v0 H: q) L> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
8 U3 t0 j/ S5 r> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?. S) r, J) q- f) Q
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT/ X1 Q( Y% O/ `, E5 U
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. Z8 k, Q8 m5 V1 \> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,( \0 b! h: {( ~( n4 N
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?2 t! `( n* K8 X& h
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS* H8 H1 E+ K' z" z- `
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T/ o/ |' k. r2 _# q% |3 f6 O
> WANT TO FIX STEPS3 n1 a! b$ d, S* A2 e+ G% z3 e
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE7 `6 J+ T, L( B( }
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
& S0 N, W& C+ ~* B e2 k' f. Y( A> I DON'T THINK SO5 @! N% p; [: O* {5 I, S8 R
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.4 n- H/ X3 x6 T3 D7 S
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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3 j* H' J N, o7 {! F, X$ W> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A; ?+ W3 e! w3 N5 x7 B( M
> COUPLE OF HOURS..............................., o$ R }3 D* G) `8 c0 m! Y1 S
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3 z; y t: W4 W4 L$ g> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
8 E% }* i5 l3 x) l> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES w' l4 t2 i) M& }7 d
> TO GO HOME, g* F7 V( f2 _7 q, L' c; M" }
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES! \$ ?- d2 I0 ?# Z, ]
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE& A* ]' n' B; G0 ]) {1 I m" s
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING: g" v( z8 }- q
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* A" Y8 K7 f* v- Z2 {> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
; U) O$ X3 u: x% p! o( \4 h> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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& \1 H0 z9 A. g+ A Y( J$ P> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?: `, T% F4 l# A
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
% |2 a* J( O% P/ O7 W' a( ?. [9 ?/ z> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.1 v5 S: ^- f: N! e" ]2 ]
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
* M% t6 a" A! \7 L> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM." b, r) K& b& }; P3 u% b% D! i
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- [+ w5 k8 b) J8 m0 F6 y> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND% ^% v* c5 L" O0 ?% r
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER3 u5 k# Q; z [. c* ~2 b r/ A
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,) p% ~) O* a) W1 j' K
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?* c. ]& e* \2 x. F! W( l
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> SHE REPLIED,
' I b1 W5 o. S> HELLOOOOO..- X0 W" G4 G, _$ ?2 L0 N0 t3 F9 u
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN0 j8 \, x! h7 t& ?# s6 |: n
> ON MY FOREHEAD?" ?. b, n/ H7 Y
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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