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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
! G4 c0 X: R: [> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,1 M8 l/ O! w- H8 a$ N
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3 N3 H2 J( m- c% h+ L, f* b: I5 ^> HONEY,! F9 _2 o+ g) i& C4 q
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
3 w. V8 r* s2 s1 b8 M4 Z1 B> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,. n. t9 L8 T7 P- U$ F% a: a# _9 `: l
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?9 |0 r& N; ?: B4 n' M0 B, ]
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE. I _6 q* `& y
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
. @. k# m2 X9 z6 O$ y* b' k> I DON'T THINK SO.
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4 L7 `7 `8 t5 G/ }, Z> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,# |7 d T a$ Z3 o2 `
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
; a) u, ~$ T% k( n> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT9 ?' m1 D5 `$ Q7 H
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
- R$ v$ [) V# t# g> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? p9 I, ?# q* l/ T
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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: R8 [7 E% l2 m2 i, t; A6 @> I DON'T THINK SO2 | U) C% p$ R+ T3 a
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p7 v7 v6 q; d4 n1 F> FINE, SHE SAYS) x' v7 f2 e7 |1 c- R5 t) @
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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. H2 Q8 h3 l+ E- _& K> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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L; F% e6 C `9 m> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
& U3 [: J/ M1 c( e: Y> WANT TO FIX STEPS" f$ C b1 l+ @& `& u$ H
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
# Y$ Q9 @0 w# u8 C> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
n( `8 \+ w& n! Q0 t; H( _> I DON'T THINK SO$ f! n' i4 z, E6 e" o/ l
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.) N3 q, h4 `# k4 _
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!* s; N* r+ j! G" v
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* Z' W! L" S: G0 Z1 U ^! H7 P. W> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A9 ]7 A8 V. j3 N% e3 ]& e }
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW1 T+ {3 |3 F: u3 |. i6 x
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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7 a' N( Y" i1 m& ]4 C2 E9 P> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES/ S( s7 J/ C6 j0 p# {1 E& f. Q: g
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
! F, ?% I4 b2 n# [6 t( G> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING; P) h4 M- w/ Y2 b3 z. U9 s
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3 y; y* U' j( S' O& m; w> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES# D- l9 }& X/ |5 Z' x# e5 h
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.4 s2 {: E+ o' y! D
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7 C" q( p0 O! z+ }> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?, Y. j0 T- D+ W; o4 t
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT9 Y6 S8 R7 H/ I, [# [- n
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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9 ` \* I& U, ^% ]3 |> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME6 f: \2 G7 g1 T9 ^0 U
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.( U" r0 y( z$ V$ R# W
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6 S5 H. {% f8 B5 W2 J+ R1 Y- y> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND2 t: b8 L% ?- `3 Z
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
, E N9 P4 Z# y2 I6 Z' n8 I> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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$ Z- \3 |# v' [" e> HE SAID,5 M4 ~6 Y1 O$ S8 h) G8 T# ~
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?* [6 j; }) L, E; L) ]
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> SHE REPLIED,
: }: W) U1 k5 R& U" _> HELLOOOOO..
& S [1 ?. f$ ]0 r> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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