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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A" C9 Q8 v" Z: Z( K$ x
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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- B5 S$ ?0 t6 y2 P+ ~3 X$ q> HONEY,
# M& y# c( m- g; z8 p> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?4 U- g3 D9 |- x
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.3 K! H. }& B9 E& j" U' K
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
' v/ ^) }# k/ C' t> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
1 x: o3 F* D! g$ d' G5 Z> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
8 B7 s! A$ x" t! U0 a3 a" q% R> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
5 C( O: m$ R" a: p1 n> I DON'T THINK SO.8 w- U3 {; A* \) I; x( O# @7 b
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! _9 g5 o5 ^- g% I& |> FINE,+ e4 W% A d b/ J9 _9 }
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8 Z/ b4 {+ D- X; |/ F6 n> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
: p# C% o; K/ c- a2 E) r> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?) g( c+ u4 M4 k1 t0 V" X" Q
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT, n- {' L/ b+ E, k
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1 w1 g0 ?9 }. Z5 g' e% ~# ]/ Q# x4 D> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
O" v E; l& u* y8 t& h t> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?+ f/ r& V1 ~) X3 M. y9 ?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE+ z; }; ^4 X4 d# p5 N9 [4 c2 M ~$ E
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?8 @* _+ \6 ^1 ]8 i0 g: g
> I DON'T THINK SO- i" k3 ]! c W- f* H2 C1 f
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% c: ? X# x/ {9 ~2 u4 u9 T> FINE, SHE SAYS! l$ X! y; i2 n ^& Y+ `
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS* e% m) r) X$ V( h, D2 k7 {% m
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?- I, s1 N2 K6 q# o6 |$ u; D! @
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
, P, K2 B! y7 R6 a. E0 u> WANT TO FIX STEPS* \& V, Z# }8 ]( V4 [0 S
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE8 A8 l+ Y( X1 q l
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?; F; o7 F, ?8 h
> I DON'T THINK SO& Y9 a. U3 M! \. b
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
1 E# }; Q8 e% n2 g' T) X! P6 `> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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3 T" B& h, Y' X& p/ w' {/ t> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
4 G Q# ?6 r$ |% a> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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- S+ N6 H. o# j y' y/ v! m> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
* }0 _9 u4 Z' A S1 ~4 e ]" Z! ~> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES. T2 d: b8 L6 R$ n0 W$ p F% m
> TO GO HOME4 X( o* c' Q; b# n" V% g6 b# ?' M
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
! M$ r1 n, y+ W( i! h9 n> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
! X0 R2 f# }% m* u# ~% _> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.3 _ j, x1 L7 |# u5 P; q
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1 M6 P" w8 k$ o' X3 j" m> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?4 t% R2 F; T" V4 U0 N1 r
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME2 x7 b* E8 T+ D8 g0 D! a, k# H
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
X8 c* C5 w- @+ @6 M. `! v1 M0 y> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER$ b* V' @' q# z
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.0 h0 B! i' k9 K8 }; Q+ B* L( Z; @' C
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> HE SAID,
9 A7 A8 E8 Y! H> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?/ x2 {$ `5 V: H4 P
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2 a: e3 Q5 ~8 J! B b> SHE REPLIED,; D C3 F0 Y! ], |" e8 b' z; p
> HELLOOOOO..# c# [ z1 g' l6 E1 F. R( E2 h
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
n6 B% n& o, l> ON MY FOREHEAD?
4 n! W$ o/ i- d. i/ k u> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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