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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A, T$ W7 `+ N7 ?- l/ L3 ^# n
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,6 _; F; j; Z; _! `- J
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4 B4 h' G2 {1 b> HONEY,
% ^& S& h7 o1 e$ k/ z8 b7 Z2 j> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
- d, N9 T7 J0 j/ H. Q> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.$ l6 |9 d) i% b+ j4 W. [
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! f Y7 f1 ?% s, d2 K- P+ K% P> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,7 x0 _- u7 C* w R
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?, X# y, R. ? Q9 d
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE, @0 _+ _2 `0 }8 u) Q. E7 ~
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
# m( C2 H; P8 d' ]7 g3 A( i5 Y> I DON'T THINK SO.. G. A$ Y3 W) K( l
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> FINE,1 s- }8 p3 I/ R0 c; D2 R
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,, C! Y2 e( V8 ~. Z/ s4 |+ ~
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
7 L' N8 u T6 ^, p5 w> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT) N' N' B# j8 F( W+ C
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# E( z0 O; j, O: H> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,/ x6 P2 M6 u6 T4 Y+ d, G' u! L1 S
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
0 ^- @) |/ C" s- s> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE5 B8 F8 ?: Z3 y
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?7 V S' V# ^$ ^7 J
> I DON'T THINK SO' S' o/ |2 d8 X( {: g! M# M
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> FINE, SHE SAYS$ e( m a* L0 R! k: ?8 f' W
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS* s, g! K$ I' _ _% I0 ?5 \
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
$ l" ]* Y8 C0 c7 } M> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK' c* [* U b0 r. E2 F/ o
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5 O$ c0 {) E' \3 Y0 _; S0 w9 h> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
8 r' `% g! z' |! C) ~ t> WANT TO FIX STEPS
3 I. w! T2 F/ O5 r# H) Q> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE; [8 n3 c7 L/ _8 j+ O
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?0 ^* x, b4 ~) Y2 v: @
> I DON'T THINK SO1 |* g1 e& [; J! L8 f
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
( e# B( W* a/ P, w- C: e" v> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A' Y3 v3 V3 a2 b6 q% k
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................% I( _0 h8 _6 j6 A
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW7 \- J; O1 {+ `, |+ j
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES: M( B) u+ T% q) M3 \* H
> TO GO HOME& d3 D3 z; F7 h/ Q; }
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4 [$ k5 v1 Q1 Q" ]) h/ _( b2 ?> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES, x; B* {( X6 }9 R: O6 j
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.+ {+ K& ^, g2 T
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5 @" F* @( _/ K& T$ d3 h> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
; S0 Q4 E& A. h4 c> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING1 K2 w; k0 u8 _# u; k
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
) d3 U: z0 [0 J' n8 I> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.' b2 z. Q6 w% K: c0 f c
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& Z, y3 [: d2 M9 h> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
8 Q- [" B- [7 @: E> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT; S) D/ q6 \& o+ O# p
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.! r F/ V: K: J/ C8 R. F" ?
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME2 J; j& W, o, L) q; V
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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4 ]: T9 C2 W4 i! Z0 W> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
! _1 H* a# U3 g$ y9 p$ `( W1 j# K9 P> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
9 t, Z3 ~3 o9 C: f0 ]> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.- c% p4 D; {+ F) `6 V2 B: C; S
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> HE SAID,
s j/ w' F" [& H @! \> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?$ i# ~ ~; V( m- h( ^1 K
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> SHE REPLIED,0 ]" E- b v. `" d) ~
> HELLOOOOO..
, Q% N$ x: x% L0 f9 X1 j> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN* g3 ~9 U4 e+ D# i* ~" i
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
. {3 Y4 T5 f, M" l- p> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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