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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
" S! q& H5 l1 M& G" e> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
  h0 z3 c" n4 l" {( l  z" b3 J> A few days later, he received this report:
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" a# i' j1 _) R7 w+ E> Most honorable sir:
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> You leave house.6 g7 l4 S* o+ S% \
> He come house.5 b  f8 F9 L/ j4 a
> I watch.' a* K, F3 N" \$ e/ z  K! m
> He and she leave house.
' B$ K- S; j/ l  }! i7 {> I follow.
5 H1 O5 `1 I8 l/ [9 s6 a2 Y# ~/ ?> He and she get on train.
. Z: G; z' M; Z* k: |( v+ m- N& ~- m; }> I follow.: X1 y3 ]6 Q8 M9 I1 \4 c7 w1 d
> He and she go in hotel.
& c1 h# _6 F# \# I) R> He kiss she.
7 [% F+ N3 b) U: [$ G% |+ r) ^4 n> She kiss he.: o( W. u; m1 Q& ]! C/ H9 T
> He strip she.
* `: J  a  P: _! [( P; Z> She strip he.
  L3 @. w; o6 n" I8 b> He play with she.* e" ~' C9 Y( q2 F# L" M9 U8 C
> She play with he.
8 r/ I- ~; m5 ^, b' [" r> I play with me., Q5 }' z/ K6 y' H- ^% P+ J
> Fall out of tree, not see.
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> Ø NO FEE.# |, u8 U/ u7 N6 X1 M* Y8 f

: P0 L" `! |; K" I' l; v8 {[ 本帖最后由 propeller 于 2009-4-7 16:20 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。
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哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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