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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.6 m& q( M$ t4 U4 a% ]
> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.# }: F. e" V1 F: _5 r  v' {$ p+ p
> A few days later, he received this report:
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> Most honorable sir:
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* `/ M% U) v! A: R; n2 B  l7 M8 F> You leave house.
- @: N! \: {' m> He come house.+ q& |& j/ \# A; y+ h
> I watch.+ c# W- C0 O9 ?7 w- ^. {) r! f+ `/ H
> He and she leave house.
/ g% ?6 z2 S, m; f& c> I follow.) @3 v6 H9 D5 I( s* f( k: C
> He and she get on train.- @8 d' V* A9 P/ Y  ~
> I follow.
4 H0 l0 o! {/ H/ N, j! p> He and she go in hotel.5 j- Y7 E8 j/ u- c$ L. W7 n
> He kiss she.
: R$ A7 r2 I+ Z6 A( I( I3 z  ]> She kiss he.1 x& r/ ~) I% s9 x
> He strip she.
3 [& E" T+ N" B* o8 n/ e. ^' o> She strip he.$ w& O; P# b+ X' ^5 Q7 N3 m
> He play with she.0 l& o) G& Z" l& e
> She play with he.
3 }# x/ H9 j! g8 U7 ?3 C5 F> I play with me.
7 D" L+ c& }% i* K> Fall out of tree, not see.
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3 ~6 w' Q5 }  n  G7 i; ~> Ø NO FEE.
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[ 本帖最后由 propeller 于 2009-4-7 16:20 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。
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哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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