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' n7 _+ @2 R, P' {, |A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a0 L4 e+ s6 L' k m J
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.& z2 J X. \5 H# ?
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0 @5 m# f% x0 A3 EWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.; t. G8 [( [/ s0 {% l3 P' x- t
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
0 O( _0 @* ~3 {3 EThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.- t6 ?4 G- m5 L
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
4 l7 D: Z, F3 D& RThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'# i8 f. Y6 c; o3 A4 s) o
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ' H+ P6 L0 Y: m
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'" M& `; y7 U& O$ Z0 E
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