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4 \# Y( c( _' ~* G1 x% P$ d1 L. w; uA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
m* l c+ p$ V3 C$ t9 ~little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure., i& T8 q$ I# N
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% L8 B4 ^& Y- _1 F: f2 [We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.! L4 C4 S2 I6 }/ H" E4 h$ y
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
3 ^ E3 S2 T0 u6 ~* P# jThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.5 n. T& g2 a4 M9 s5 h9 F! _
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& R( d' p3 @! [4 f. {6 G The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'. N3 V z/ ~# e! U7 H: @6 ~9 w
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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. x0 I% \5 {1 R, }/ d- x& BThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'" E2 }! c& ^& Q% e$ _
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies. M* F+ _/ G' T: @3 N+ J. t
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 5 h8 o; Q! Y3 l' d. Q& i# U7 J5 b* `4 A
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'1 w/ o' ?, a: `) e. a' x, g$ v
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