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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.+ z$ M+ m8 o( B
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a# K# B. m% h4 z& J/ j- ~) g
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.! Z$ @* r: z% B! _% M7 J
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.; G4 J# U% C4 w9 I2 i
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'." l T; u' y; C0 Q& R8 n
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'4 e' ]- W, o4 v) F& d1 |! ?# n8 {
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& K# G. ^: X) r6 A% q8 BThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'1 R$ r" A4 }! M+ d
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.0 D0 q6 c: e( p5 N* e
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Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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