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" F7 a M3 n2 X# V% rA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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& ^: p* D1 s' QThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a3 g# ]- F6 T$ z
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.. F" V0 y1 C6 Z
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
. C$ d( x' n3 u* j* i w4 I& `2 aThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
8 n: t& Q4 x2 o, Y: S) V/ H0 h7 fThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'$ g" z. A/ O/ v
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies. |6 |3 |) ~, V5 Q' F
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! + C, h4 C2 y- ~% M* F6 c
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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