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' ^) j6 q5 U$ _9 W8 n6 LA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.& C# q6 K1 a/ Q+ D6 u5 u8 B$ }
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: I1 P `, O: A+ BThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
3 [& v: q' N3 M7 O0 {/ a3 l! d7 Blittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. u; s5 b/ N' C% t$ h N
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.3 N1 t7 Z# v; g" P1 K8 K( B
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.; r/ D7 h; k* O2 Q7 i) [
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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9 j" ]. z. U. B. g/ a% R4 E( G The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.* F( w E3 ?$ {# O, E* m: n
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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( r/ P% H9 U' c$ J: Z$ l'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.0 N6 q" ]1 R$ C3 K9 h/ c
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 9 M* u% p6 L. Y3 [/ S0 A# N
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'5 b+ O& v8 \$ I& R; j
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