 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
9 k: U, m3 k9 Q1 _, n* N 1 T2 \8 X w1 g# ` E
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
* L: M' i( x5 {! |2 c) \# ^" a" q' R( y6 s
! ?. r4 D- W" e( ]: _* i
The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
8 ^$ [$ M6 f6 k1 Slittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
: B: n4 L( b, I) D$ C' n4 S. X9 ?8 C2 o! o" f
2 f) n. j) ~, v- H! C" QWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
8 a2 P S& S0 j2 L' s+ n9 l( z4 {" t# w$ b
" m' o1 R0 F5 y- |The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.& N0 ?; t1 S" v4 P O
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
0 P: }$ ?: a: c. z) Y) n5 G( B# }/ q$ {2 X1 Q1 f; [; }
4 x7 z% z" A; N6 v The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
8 \! [0 {8 Z4 e7 }5 OThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'$ Q4 D7 E) a/ W+ I/ V
; m4 l+ I: G3 p* s# _0 D2 R' \- H
. `* E' `2 u7 q! A2 A6 r! g
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
% m$ D, J' {2 X/ v$ q/ ~* j6 j
/ v. J) l- Q2 _: S. o
6 O" k/ A2 e! k% J'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
" M- s3 H u" ], m- K0 k- ?1 }5 z+ U5 h
% ?7 n/ S) d4 N
'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ; A H7 i! \: w1 n+ Y9 a
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.' w4 B1 O' H, Q9 t$ K
|
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-3-8 16:22
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-3-8 18:18
