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/ [+ z3 f2 f# t2 yA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.- g9 |% c. N8 u5 t- `* }) W# d4 x6 A
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; l( H' a" Z0 P% V( UThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a" v8 x1 V9 Y B# _5 M: Y# }
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.3 L! L# b* y! j& A- h. X& p* N
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- e& Y) ?' L# Z, p3 NWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.4 J# ?! c: f8 j/ t0 K: k- z' N
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.; I7 S8 }- [) @. c5 V- U$ S
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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3 i0 i) f# R3 y9 N0 _& V- W( k6 ~ The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
/ V0 i- K2 l$ r8 |+ HThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'. M9 Q9 ?2 r9 k. L6 p$ f) @
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. I) ~; ^3 r, z/ x/ @1 WThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies. c! [; E8 O4 ?( T+ B7 o
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
# N% v- \, y @Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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