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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
5 i, Z# C7 |! u8 n9 tlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.) N) D/ n( {6 |
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.5 w! C/ N3 v, `4 ?( G2 T6 u
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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3 F2 m5 O8 N9 F8 e* s0 j The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.* a5 u; a" t/ ^$ x- i- P, [
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'6 q0 l* v0 R9 M v# r8 |& ]8 y
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7 t" A. l0 O# s, o, M2 ^The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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* E* n4 b" s: O m$ b5 N, F'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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