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+ Z. O3 E/ }3 s$ O7 d2 o3 a2 l, YA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a! f! x4 U; E' b% I. S- ~1 X0 O
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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$ ?5 `- _" q/ |& EWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.' M+ C" c) H8 \1 n( q
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- y) f) s' @1 ^# {. zThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.0 P# i- s0 K' X3 K0 S2 S
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.8 T: ~9 M# J% Q0 d9 j+ x* D/ [
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'! Z2 U: s9 L. L6 Y
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'; I1 f/ E4 t; J
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3 [: H# |2 G3 |; N5 ^'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.+ L P! }5 q9 W3 ]. C l
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
! {- E( K- K* M( KWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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