Women's Golf

sweetspot

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
- E* l: e4 F0 p: v8 B9 OThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'

( I& S9 }  i8 `" h* UFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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! s+ x* z! S! R3 K$ h; M0 M; vThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

2 ^% e/ f8 a+ }2 T2 ]5 vThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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( @! E( Q* U; ~7 C- w5 kThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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, E/ d% q, B: V, e* d  LMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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8 D) K; I" c; W3 ^0 Q$ A6 u- ?Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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! K0 i0 M; }0 OMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

0 R+ v4 o8 I! a* ]* x5 r  sMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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. B: J2 w8 U- [6 ~5 gPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.
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$ d( ^8 y* {: Q# i: R7 ~Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.