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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
& Y5 o: Q7 f2 N/ v. z! v! h& I; I% QShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 6 K' M& E, e) v* V! G2 t& @
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
9 y3 K; u+ t& r8 d8 S; U5 y/ DThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. % |% Q- o7 F! R" \
8 ^: F$ S) c4 x5 h- rWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 6 t" T5 Y; F$ A5 R6 Z( J
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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9 l2 l; I, B* Y2 j* P4 MThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 2 V: H; M) v' G. b4 ?1 J O
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 2 I; O2 n5 G f' G! I. {
' z" _3 B3 N4 A1 nSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! & y. x% k2 g p8 T& F
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. : j J* k% p# N/ F" H% L+ U
5 S, F4 _8 i& M) KThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ( f0 [, E1 ?) K4 H) Q
7 ?) z0 Z/ c- w' W$ oSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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- Q1 `' B3 V. F$ j4 h; y3 W, NThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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% R2 |; L, _. t( @/ aMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. - U- j- P2 W, J' M' d
! p q) h8 M# x' bAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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2 m+ H& D) P2 ]$ l# dMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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. C+ ^4 v7 v4 n b- yMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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4 o5 E5 @: Y5 _+ M+ rLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show , f+ Q8 a1 h' l& c8 o2 ^5 @+ z) u
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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