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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 7 R! ^" O$ h3 Y `
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
) E" D" d. P4 T" v+ R; mThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
5 H4 c& @' p( p9 G/ x2 W+ aThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 4 c" m& B' l# i' J- g* P/ j* P
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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5 d" T$ f, J* d1 {% [The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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2 K0 z" l* }) [# E% S# S6 j& ?/ a8 ZThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' % y5 o1 P9 f T/ ^* p
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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! E& i$ _8 }( vFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' v4 W) c1 ]1 P1 [ B7 u$ T( a% h
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' & O7 G' k1 @6 h6 j
* h# \: E5 w [! h# K# lSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ' {5 l! ^% h# v4 A: P+ |
( o1 z2 G+ _+ o# ~The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' |9 m% q, T$ t5 p' y
/ f; e& k& E& v# M* KMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 5 R. l3 Q( F/ J z. _% v
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. ~2 U2 x% b5 b A! BThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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4 a/ K, O3 W8 V6 k, K6 S1 ~Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ' _0 h3 C: ]) K' s1 N! g
3 {9 E* J8 I! SPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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