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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. * Z2 z5 R9 Y, n2 ~- v; n |" v
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
3 l4 c1 ~0 @2 JThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' . m8 |* u% t; V ^' H4 O% b' }. ?8 q2 Q
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' ; z U7 H* D) ?" |
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ! C q4 r4 V5 G$ L. }+ T! C$ b
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! , t# }; {) k& ]1 c; L
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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; E. L4 {, r6 A, g0 t) |- iThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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# K+ S7 q/ O5 R) c* BThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' . J' W: @) Y: p9 A# V, [+ p
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8 n- l+ i) u" n) E; C# _6 G6 AThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' ' e d! l; R" d+ I$ ?4 s0 U
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. - G5 q5 D7 z+ x9 `. d& Q M
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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4 s ?' P# D6 D" y$ D9 G/ YThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife * i: j! } r1 ~: D& c" `/ W" |
( \2 \7 j" {3 `0 XMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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0 i7 u: h& n: L& } n+ g+ {PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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