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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
( ^. S; `0 b8 A% p* l N% i1 bShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
0 a/ @8 u$ h; @* wThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
: |1 \) e) e# g% T/ s3 w2 aThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 9 S$ A3 e. L$ o8 H5 w2 J' d9 ?" c- H
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' v9 K$ {( w; O1 G5 s) N" n
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. - m4 L) Y9 e; M! L4 a: _
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. / b% r6 \! L& D, @" j4 i4 f" b P
2 h- z7 v ?9 J1 K/ J7 V% AThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 7 R' h& G8 @' b/ C- ^
# S$ V/ H8 u9 V9 L1 T/ H$ ySo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! ! }& O! w: O) d6 `- y
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. % k/ d! P. @& Z4 m. {9 }6 a
: S4 o( K/ Y8 {, [" O. T7 oThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ) K2 e, _! j9 [ F$ A3 f* {; T
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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4 m' Q/ j+ v! w& e PThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 7 k& n) t" ~' N) M S; q
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 3 M& g9 u. ]9 t/ R K
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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3 p' D. Y8 ?* k# r2 J! M; |4 aLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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$ O9 y9 d V2 |* F$ ?% ePS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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