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Canadian idiot
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2 ?. o$ |9 A4 Z5 ZDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
5 @$ ^4 S7 e5 [Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
. n- a! V {! H# ?! DAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
. N: {& S# B9 b4 ?8 v3 dI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
( a0 y) f* ]. v# mAnd they leave the house without packing heat
* B/ i! G; \. fNever even bring their guns to the mall
- V4 t/ X+ G" b3 H2 e6 w x' }And you know what else is too funny?9 R$ u4 q3 h. ~( x! K# g# _
Their stupid Monopoly money& K& Z1 Q% ?: a, \+ q* S' r
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export" {& P4 x, B1 _* A/ F' ]+ G r2 M
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
+ l# H h7 |# S O7 J& P+ o- LThey think their silly accent is so cute7 X* j) J& ^8 T+ f" O$ V7 V
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot8 C& L1 u0 C' Y! o
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare: Q/ M S+ ^+ M; n
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
R1 x6 k+ _' V9 NThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion: L' D/ |2 D `3 Y
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni& o) {+ H" D# @8 a0 X" ]9 W2 C' u
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
7 B% u, \7 c. j4 ]) C: |' CAll over Saskatchewan4 [; a: f$ u+ f" f# m: g
@+ L8 e J3 K6 U5 c4 \Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot1 H# R+ f* M9 z5 u( z# P5 l: z
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius2 V# w. _9 P% l% V# [2 S2 H. ^/ \
See the map, they're hovering right over us
. q0 G! F& f! Z; y( G+ B0 gTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous5 k2 S( @; }2 r/ s! q+ A
+ i, L; `0 s4 L5 o d9 I2 |+ AAlways hear the same kind of story. U( Y, X" o" Q) V4 N8 e S
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!" V/ D; A8 d3 ?3 I( D$ t9 S! T
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?: S, r9 e* X* _" e* Q6 M9 z6 @2 W0 v) K
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
! L: [ s& B5 S5 Z* ], J3 E8 zSo quick, before they see it coming4 S7 L# b) [$ J: F% g) D
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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