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Canadian idiot n) z4 T( L$ a, `" P" d2 }
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot) y$ U ^9 p. A. _# L" V
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
, X+ F5 @6 q8 E1 PAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
3 F! k' u2 d; \: [I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed$ G/ o) ` Y9 x+ N
! B* M! }$ ], ?They all live on donuts and moose meat
' P$ {6 \( h7 A) ?And they leave the house without packing heat5 h# i Z- Z7 O. o. H$ ^
Never even bring their guns to the mall8 C) n$ V7 n* B' D! K' j
And you know what else is too funny?
: \) f8 v4 p. R# A6 w. RTheir stupid Monopoly money; p1 Z8 e; t4 m6 t. [4 W
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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: u) o$ ]; x2 f- xWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
]0 v4 L o4 uThey treat curling just like it's a real sport2 P5 G" I4 J0 x& E2 J. z* Q7 \: _3 W% R
They think their silly accent is so cute
+ L) s8 ~% e1 W/ j8 Z8 p: [Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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( z% ~' Y$ ?3 v' g+ M/ SSure, they've got their national healthcare
# u0 g4 R8 [" e( @8 A5 UCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
# ]9 S; D. L" XThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
9 h3 o& y- U& a% bEat their weight in Kraft macaroni0 q( @7 N2 R+ q$ y% k
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni. w" e2 ]' M3 O! @ I' L' u
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
8 @$ `: l% j- j+ I7 bwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
: G' m* A- q7 ^2 j" f6 CSee the map, they're hovering right over us
( s q& X3 v) \7 N/ aTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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1 ~& ?" Z8 U# F9 g$ NAlways hear the same kind of story
) a$ l4 S( D; g9 @) OBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"+ V% e. G1 A% ?2 O% U$ W
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
7 B- A- D y7 K8 `) e8 MIt's gotta mean they're all up to something- z' U9 R- H: [! ?( z% T
So quick, before they see it coming# B: ^! E8 U" @% p9 O4 q A3 {
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