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Canadian idiot
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# `3 y: x, x, x1 c* h# O0 JDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot: Y4 b9 G3 R' N+ M
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
. N2 @5 V$ Q/ u5 R( r8 o' ~3 zAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?- c) u1 |' G- c2 a+ x; L$ n) N
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed$ b, w# b& `$ o! k
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
) E3 x9 l4 \2 a8 BAnd they leave the house without packing heat
$ ?0 I- Y. \* e" @# WNever even bring their guns to the mall
, w$ _3 j& ]% b! G" P7 DAnd you know what else is too funny?
6 C5 {' L4 M( p" D2 R Q) RTheir stupid Monopoly money# ]( N3 B7 I G. g( L4 `
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
- ^5 N. E5 v7 V6 E. b) Q2 Z" NThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
9 J: C- n% S) ?/ `) N- h$ G8 mThey think their silly accent is so cute
2 `1 L* A( i" ^) d" P S4 [Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot: c" ]* x/ c4 {+ Y; N
+ g1 {, `( L; h- B- [Sure, they've got their national healthcare3 [+ Q0 J( o, ~" R% o
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
4 Q H6 }1 e" N/ _% w6 lThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
! w0 A* ]6 C6 T8 j0 y$ j) H, n; lEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
7 }- c. G8 g f( F; hAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
+ |8 y3 s4 E- X! f$ uAll over Saskatchewan
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5 H3 a$ I6 m: j7 Q# |, ~/ g& YDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
2 g: e' p- V" X. \/ R# Uwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
. \3 `; z! s- r9 U' q3 M# R% ISee the map, they're hovering right over us- q0 r4 a0 a3 J+ E
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous' z# ^$ ~7 V( ]* I7 H. q* K. C
$ H* [) |0 S8 E0 R7 k, e6 m3 j% bAlways hear the same kind of story
/ v- Y' {8 A$ q" p8 VBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!". ]$ m+ \2 G/ f; ?# e% ^
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?% ~. ~2 o+ B9 ~0 J9 x- `- N: q
It's gotta mean they're all up to something W1 k8 K* _+ q
So quick, before they see it coming
1 I* U' E, u9 A6 }1 d' V% h7 cTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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