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Canadian idiot4 T' E8 C5 @/ w) m8 N" T9 V" K
" u& a$ V. M7 b7 z, u) WDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot+ [, p: f* R& ?0 C' I: }
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut! m/ z+ D. t8 j
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
- @/ d) |# |- v" ]. `" h) LI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed# }, p- h* j& t! w. @! a
: S( b) o( h7 sThey all live on donuts and moose meat. h: k2 _) r& v
And they leave the house without packing heat9 v( }; l- ?0 L% Q
Never even bring their guns to the mall
$ J- V- T. F! H, GAnd you know what else is too funny?: R1 x: D# \( ]: K O# y+ v# ^
Their stupid Monopoly money: k: J! S: H |4 `+ y
Can't take 'em seriously at all) s: Y: R& |4 a6 `# M# {
' m7 b9 P; v, V6 `Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
9 K0 e5 O8 Z; hThey treat curling just like it's a real sport4 l2 K2 c H$ c6 i3 k o8 v
They think their silly accent is so cute% K* P+ @# L0 D! X8 l1 `- E
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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C) F0 K& p* W; iSure, they've got their national healthcare
% D; l) s9 \7 F. sCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
$ K M) d- Q. LThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion+ c* S# C* ~; E2 {
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
4 ~" K# v, v4 a- sAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
6 B' Z3 M5 Y2 w! sAll over Saskatchewan0 H# W, P4 r* O9 {& y
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
4 d) ]( t8 k3 D( ~: X+ A8 g1 [wont figure out the temperature in Celsius5 r" Z2 E* \2 E( x1 S( [5 z& J
See the map, they're hovering right over us8 W# z6 g" O9 {" a7 P* n
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous, t0 C5 G6 h2 W) V8 _* @! J1 \
9 }2 N) w# Q+ Q9 _7 yAlways hear the same kind of story
1 P+ M/ e: V1 d7 Q9 {Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
8 h# a6 i0 ?8 ?8 i- ~- F2 ATell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?1 o0 ~( Q+ u j4 H" {2 I1 L
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
( B+ C9 Y z& m Z- xSo quick, before they see it coming
" v! d) C1 J6 J" cTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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