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Canadian idiot
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) u2 _, U3 P1 z0 `& @3 MDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot1 T" b* @+ E8 @
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut; T: i9 I. P+ j+ }( ?
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?7 }, y, ~- N' |, i! ?5 |( [
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed9 Y/ @3 L% t0 A
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They all live on donuts and moose meat# W% [! k/ w3 \) z6 z* v
And they leave the house without packing heat
% V9 R$ h/ W) c3 s) P# j; O9 gNever even bring their guns to the mall
, k" L( k& T! h' \! c# l, C4 GAnd you know what else is too funny?; z2 F# s E$ X9 j" l% {
Their stupid Monopoly money
5 B; ]+ G% V: WCan't take 'em seriously at all n) ~, y+ E# L) J3 x
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
, L$ H$ f5 T0 q% O$ z+ pThey treat curling just like it's a real sport3 q/ h5 J ~; d. h/ E% B$ ~
They think their silly accent is so cute
& h' _! _7 P( `* @/ ~8 CCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare, Z; _. O3 ]" Z: d( K$ Y
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air m7 o" b3 F: N; y- T* b: L ^
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion6 M# O6 ?1 ?- t( m7 F
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
, a) u- M3 _3 m [6 _And dream of drivin' a Zamboni1 n" b- M# V2 e* O, N! |9 i" ~9 ]
All over Saskatchewan; t! s% K, M( o A C9 y \ T
$ F$ W3 C0 x! o2 LDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
# ^* @" m0 C4 awont figure out the temperature in Celsius
0 `" a* g6 z0 ^See the map, they're hovering right over us
" U. I; ]6 ]& ? lTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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" h2 n9 B1 T" u" Q: U! V( }" R" KAlways hear the same kind of story
& q$ I8 t1 q$ oBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
. d2 G& y; v- Z+ _9 r7 s' V: {# h8 ^Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
; Q5 o! `9 k3 B1 W# ?3 M3 X% ^- rIt's gotta mean they're all up to something% Y! K( x" X# D# d7 M% O
So quick, before they see it coming& \- A9 J2 ]6 Q/ N
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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