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Canadian idiot( V0 {7 P& Q, N7 Y8 Z1 X6 S
+ o ?; X% b+ {9 aDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
/ Q0 o' a; B: A1 T- x7 k" d4 PDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut8 o' V8 V, W4 u9 J
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?6 W0 P, g( ?' s' n2 k1 `2 X
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat5 x- I. N, B4 N% q- Q$ g0 ~
And they leave the house without packing heat% E$ z* D4 R( @/ y8 O2 F
Never even bring their guns to the mall
2 @" \- ^: E9 r: T3 k H/ B1 ?And you know what else is too funny?
" `9 L1 @* { X9 \Their stupid Monopoly money7 W; S' K# M5 ?3 c; ~1 @
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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. s9 Z1 B+ x I/ Z0 O0 y* i. {1 z, jWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export, r! W3 z8 ? Z
They treat curling just like it's a real sport9 l- H$ M& f r: @4 c8 S7 K
They think their silly accent is so cute7 }2 \7 x' y0 h: t8 ?/ f9 h4 H& k
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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6 J( B Z, U7 b1 y( ^Sure, they've got their national healthcare
8 S/ W1 s$ v. i. ]* v: yCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
9 r! v) F; ^ g. Q6 ~5 k' _' YThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
; n- |+ v7 @& WEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
2 G4 C0 R% I( z4 p0 eAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
8 b; b! N: H: w# FAll over Saskatchewan
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9 H2 f4 C& ^1 e) ODon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
2 {( f$ Y3 N G, N# n7 D" Twont figure out the temperature in Celsius
, M, P) H H. l: d* @" |: i# BSee the map, they're hovering right over us
* |0 I. s. E/ L3 QTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous3 D- G" x3 r: K W) G# b0 B3 _) [
, N$ H8 W6 v3 @4 Z- t6 z, WAlways hear the same kind of story
5 i X6 D5 \ H; l$ c8 X) ^+ L/ YBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
0 V3 ?8 \. _1 k' t4 Y0 _3 n- @Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
+ ]$ N/ M8 N9 G3 }& e/ }7 D. tIt's gotta mean they're all up to something. `! X: e; Z% q+ F
So quick, before they see it coming; c" J# p- t& o, b
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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