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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
7 J7 b2 p1 _9 s1 x% d$ iDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut2 G5 g" M1 _" C0 X. I$ @; e
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
& s/ p9 O |% Q' y# X WI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed+ N+ G# x( j0 b# n5 Y- u/ d
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
5 [7 W. N( j$ R8 ^( |And they leave the house without packing heat
3 j5 F2 `) `, @" B8 f. z) q* g1 HNever even bring their guns to the mall
* S2 F. k( V/ P4 [3 h$ c: wAnd you know what else is too funny?
- B8 ^0 S/ d: E2 Q5 c0 g; N+ GTheir stupid Monopoly money
! o0 D, s" I D$ w! GCan't take 'em seriously at all
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z* Z: W7 F( oWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
5 \) ^, w4 J' Y, j5 WThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
$ \) i: T% |2 HThey think their silly accent is so cute
# r0 A4 h; Z" T) C# w8 T. o# P; R, sCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot; C$ t( }7 i" N+ G8 z, y9 P
5 O% N! S2 J2 G! k5 r6 `$ x7 {Sure, they've got their national healthcare
. o9 Z) J5 z! ~Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air1 i6 v0 c2 m# Q+ H) ?
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion9 K. N! y8 m7 L8 Z$ k0 |; F2 d
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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* U) e! w& Y& V6 W% f. OAll over Saskatchewan
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, n- [3 f( n% c7 RDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot9 o% E. F- ]. R9 o% W8 _
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
' K6 g, W+ }- W7 r- FSee the map, they're hovering right over us M% I& I; T3 n" I- }7 G
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story- j6 E5 M( V" {' T
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"/ j. A" V. @7 v4 d
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
& |6 m6 [- G/ ?) SIt's gotta mean they're all up to something: I5 u, Y( V, _9 @9 [
So quick, before they see it coming
3 k# d8 M" J2 @5 PTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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