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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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/ c/ X% J2 Z; ]! t2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ g5 q8 w& W$ L6 ^! _0 O8 N6 y' v
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area1 r ~+ v; k# E7 L* X
1 h- E6 v4 z( [( N7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' B9 e+ l2 w( }
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are./ h( C3 J- D# L4 j! k' X# A( M
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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5 h! S( @# x+ W! d14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, I2 T c5 s$ D3 g4 W# Q7 ]) L
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And; last, but not least!)
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