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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol F$ n9 m" u# @4 z1 m7 A
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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( I! D7 M8 z1 t. X; p( o1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." d7 z5 J! S9 P) ~" U' d
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ [9 ]2 d" j6 X4 {$ j7 |6 a/ A
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: t# _- R, K& H( y" b7 Z: p
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.6 r$ h6 e" D: K- O1 I9 P: f: R; X! T0 l
6 }) C. Z" `- b" }; _" X' l8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* i% n& X% k, q# i7 a6 R
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 G: b. B1 e+ w. a* _6 D) i
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; l5 F2 y! D% w( u ~- W14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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