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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol' v( K2 u5 r9 \$ c; k3 v' F
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:6 m4 p8 r1 k: z1 M' {, T
3 _! }9 z7 m. Y( b& U6 L1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals./ U& M9 a4 F8 b8 n# q
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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7 ^7 m# R8 Q. D% H2 W4 t Y$ c; Q# C4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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" x% Y! F0 S% q, Y9 S2 s5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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2 e1 k. |: e4 Q* s$ G8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" e/ q: G! k7 a7 }; W
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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8 e2 B$ {7 F+ t12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!/ ~* e: u8 d H; q+ ~3 W. |
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!# B; A: g, ?; a* X! S4 m& m
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