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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 `+ v8 {# t: ]% R
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ) e" j$ D/ L" u# Y
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.9 d/ R* @7 S9 g/ }; p( ]$ Q
, t9 g' Q/ D- h& H9 ETen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here& Q0 \; |$ Y, X1 d) W
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
5 O2 W9 Y* ] a5 @+ `) K+ P. C8 V6 aIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
( \9 |% ^7 y6 {8 U+ Q5 ?in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and# \1 x- p$ C8 ` U2 u
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The- z# c& s1 x8 f8 T5 {1 |
professor was out cold.) O7 t9 x: [, n, ^
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 C7 |0 w& S/ E& h: A. _4 Lsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and7 q; S9 o% y8 A/ a" V# r2 y
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked& l' W6 Q8 Q% R5 G" f0 v
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
3 Y+ r8 \9 S5 N' Jwith you? Why did you do that?'7 P* d- X8 z" m+ p( v5 T7 J! }
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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