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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and+ S1 [4 z1 a5 X4 |4 ^# E& l
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 X: ?3 ?- k! k: o' u* \ Fare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here% Y! H) D# T) F. o. o
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ; f: d4 s3 U5 K& i, M
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier) t9 M: i( T3 ?6 z
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 U' l* ~! H8 Bcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
q, k/ s" B" w. ~professor was out cold.2 ~# Z* a. v/ @" U. f4 C
2 q3 Z/ s4 ]" }7 C _* g0 s' p% \The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ K* [+ h, |& n! `& ~# N1 L6 U8 p
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and0 ^. k- u! p6 j) O0 _" g; O: d
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
$ E! r z' l) e/ g g) }: Zat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' g, ?& s( F& g4 J* T% H5 Twith you? Why did you do that?'
8 l7 F! x# p! z* E) _The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your& p* D& g& |+ p0 G3 `" e8 s# L
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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