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) h2 @6 |# d! Y `1 [looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
) R* ~ |& d7 v% v) X6 a6 Gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 4 @: s y+ F7 r, m. h/ T6 C4 S
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.0 X. C h5 F5 v! A9 T% K
7 ]+ t8 i) m7 X; \# C+ E: [, T! DTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here Z5 X# S2 B* O, u6 t' S- F' k
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
" ?6 }, V7 c8 o, w* j$ sIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier3 j1 y# Q- e- o. W+ p$ P, _5 w
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
. j& ]2 u4 j) w$ t0 o- Scold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% Z4 j7 v+ q. V% {5 G
professor was out cold.; }' o" v! Q8 d. e3 Z- ~
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,& o5 E6 [, O% H& g+ y2 n G
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
4 b5 T# |9 D4 Q$ {; ^2 t) Msat there looking on in silence. / j7 L9 W0 ]) B# a6 c) _
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
0 a6 D4 V( P" @/ K* N) g6 bat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter$ M" g. V; h* _9 Q
with you? Why did you do that?'5 x8 P4 [# o$ J5 R( h
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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