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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; W Q3 W. _$ `- |
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.5 }' b& b5 c8 T _& d- d
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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7 C6 F( W2 \; ^# c( N1 ~8 sIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier4 T) `# t7 }, C9 V5 a
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
S! _9 Q3 s+ }+ l1 x5 v" m# x& }cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The& o$ ]+ N/ u! t/ E0 A9 O% w
professor was out cold.% D% H. ?* [, p5 Y0 \
3 X! ~" M( J) U" xThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
$ B5 W- v8 P' O. @) Q) zsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% [, f- d: G: E7 B2 F2 |, V$ L& V1 ?% j
sat there looking on in silence. 0 R+ `5 l3 R( ^( u$ p# p0 ]" {
0 ^( t: d$ U# m& J, VThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 M+ L$ r9 M0 _4 ]6 |3 } E
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; J3 S8 z" y+ \( L3 ~$ Uwith you? Why did you do that?'" g9 U2 L) `2 K/ z" m
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting + W% V; J) B6 X& X% M! y- X
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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