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( h7 i6 d1 K! Z( y5 s* olooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: M" v" R4 |9 l( O2 X8 d: Aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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2 G$ k! A0 O" F2 bThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.3 j3 b, P$ E+ v% s) ]/ Z# x
2 {6 |, u; d0 aTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here, L) @( b$ U+ r. `
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
/ r" J) @1 j( Z, v0 l+ Q' N3 N. mIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" v6 h5 R5 U- A+ }0 B' @
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and& [$ G5 g4 ~* b" h( z) `' {
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The1 p) n' e( y1 ^7 x5 E* U$ C0 R
professor was out cold.5 u5 E$ r8 J; d. N% O2 S* [, f
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
3 `% |9 J5 D+ }silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# m' C: C/ Y2 D, V# [sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, ^1 i' Q- C" Q0 ^/ D
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter! U# y- ^7 p1 h7 m+ G8 @* h
with you? Why did you do that?'% b5 I+ ^3 C& E- J
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your2 E1 {. a: N0 e$ B' X$ K
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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