God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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) j# K3 S* _% @7 tThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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/ L% E; M9 r, E2 y* }3 ITen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
9 S& f3 p. B1 B0 a1 rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
3 ], a! |: N0 [: |! d; m1 xprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
4 i1 J9 ^! Z7 ]" D, Lsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
$ W1 t. p5 C% b; m6 ~/ Zsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
/ `: ]* I8 ~) P3 _7 p/ bat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
& K7 L5 U7 `3 f: Vwith you? Why did you do that?'
( R" y- N! [7 `' }/ B- N' {The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# j) [" i- H& F- h& W1 KOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
3 r( L5 W7 y  `% {% D( ^are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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7 t( ~; r  R1 W; X下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
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yayoyeyu

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