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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you8 P" S! N* H8 E2 p! B& x
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' . |% E2 r9 e t% F, q
4 l& j; C Z2 ]4 H2 s0 C& R/ FThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.. k" s8 P) m2 U
/ N4 m& h" ~; S# c7 P) A6 @Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here2 Y# j% P) W8 l, p; _: c, V
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' / c5 x, }( t: d H8 {% \* e8 [7 @; P$ |
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ F9 i2 n5 C% a, s0 T/ s' g. l/ rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
, K& d3 d% c3 n5 qcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
# x# Z9 L0 j1 G" A$ Pprofessor was out cold.
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7 N! v6 [7 I( dThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
0 M+ i- y. u: \) H: S- e2 y& Vsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
/ M3 _1 \* S1 q, W+ rsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
& b$ W) z" H% e& Lat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
; q; f5 h: g% c1 Owith you? Why did you do that?'7 K% e" g* \! c ?/ R
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting + C) B o' Z* F' }
?/ P* p# E) F4 b8 lCanadian soldiers who are protecting your( W8 p# ^3 M, w5 ]4 {! ?
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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