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+ Y4 V% |5 k; D7 Vlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you4 w3 y4 f% p' U) {2 f3 F" O( Q4 q) l; T
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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- j' e! x* x; t0 _4 lTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 M% r! Z5 T' [. M& l* O8 EI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
1 d3 L. }7 V% U. |5 _7 i8 R: iIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier! q8 ?, z' n: ^6 L5 T
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and" w& `& P( w5 ^/ Y& J
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 a7 N: F3 O3 Q3 n: J! aprofessor was out cold.
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0 b5 L6 `' f& Q4 bThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,7 x0 l0 c. Y2 H R( J' ^
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 }$ Y* q+ _/ N4 [
sat there looking on in silence. ) z i" d x$ e" x2 h* q7 I% _8 ~$ u. H
; ?0 L( N- J5 J0 x# [ X/ P7 KThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked8 L4 O" J4 }6 {# U4 x* C
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: Z1 |; [) [% ?4 ^% c7 j: f
with you? Why did you do that?'
- p0 a( h5 Q7 I/ G! l! eThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting $ z- O, V% i7 H3 T
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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