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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.0 q" I2 G% N. p+ O6 D/ s) l6 U1 e
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.1 N3 w: _" M+ r, c" e
There was only one little thing bothering me...
# O9 m; w+ N/ AIt was her beautiful younger sister.2 I- M8 a0 Z% j C
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
* Y0 Y! Q5 W/ a) S7 [She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
- z# _ ]5 R7 K6 G$ c/ [9 t" X: DIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ H+ p$ _! u) e. Z4 x' i) M
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
^( ]0 _! f$ u) `0 H0 nShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.! F! e. h9 }# l) H' r
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
# ~4 o/ A( l) W: U- GWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
9 H& t( d% w- ?$ Y L% Y! D4 I" sShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'% R$ \" r& p0 i# D5 `! Y+ r" {
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.3 v0 r2 U% \2 r
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.3 N: |, s. B& \6 L* @8 ~
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.# s9 t& ~) Y( N
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
2 Y5 V. c: ~+ L# a+ `) GWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.. {' _1 n5 C' X
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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s! w- G, K7 F& L# R( WAlways keep your condoms in your car. |
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