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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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; A/ C9 j! ~) ]: q/ M" t" PI was a very happy man.
- E A7 V" E9 ]) `: r+ iMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
# u5 o' j8 T. m* j$ s2 Y+ }$ jThere was only one little thing bothering me...
3 Q: S7 R5 Y1 I N# Q0 \It was her beautiful younger sister.
) |* b8 ^2 j0 ~( E. k( G4 z( \My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
' O3 i t2 _' Q n! IShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. D7 R1 R, F% v8 r$ V# T' C5 C/ b4 n6 i
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# z- E& S# t+ y9 w6 O! X
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.4 v$ C- g! I2 w% Q& i& K
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
4 e9 x/ k/ I/ @2 B; jShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
& O6 R5 e& C( P, YWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.9 l# v! t, M6 C. ]- x) F: g4 z
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'$ _4 ?7 C* h$ S4 Y" E
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. k& F! W. `9 q. @I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.8 @$ C, h5 ^+ H+ R3 t
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
$ c8 [4 W M( GLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
G. G# P% L! n. w. {With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
, g+ l/ |, s& F7 J" FWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:* y5 G4 U. i4 I9 ~9 C
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