Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

+ J$ X$ X0 [# U4 f1 D- FI was a very happy man.
  d$ ~) a$ }3 FMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
% p4 y5 V' ?, h. ]! @There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
8 \4 M* r9 P( D1 ]1 X2 AShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
: L% M, N3 ]/ p/ T. POne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
/ U( r: X7 H* b- }She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
/ J( ~* N/ ~  Z' d) S* S9 }- F0 bShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
6 t$ R" T/ Y0 x4 K. \I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
. I% `6 b3 y8 P3 L3 p+ ]2 ~' }Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
, j! }- O* o) T5 J8 K( ]2 FWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
/ S+ _6 o  @  U. I4 _3 IWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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