Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

* ]0 ?+ T. ^# J8 [5 uWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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/ [' F; c* d) [: P5 G3 u1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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+ H- K& H. }. \3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4 v) {& o: H3 i. O9 w0 h: i4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

9 {8 U) f, w: r1 b4 e* T& D7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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5 A% w! q* L5 a8 K9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

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5 J. L( Q. T% x: E) t+ c13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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% q  t7 p. L3 {' l1 q14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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0 _" `, s' ^( g8 p; K# ?$ R15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

: |9 n" g4 {4 |% Y9 ~; X( }17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

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& g# z/ F; v  B* ]% M* i21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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5 S& `+ p2 w7 U- b: Q6 c22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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