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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: v& j0 I" k: T( a# @; }. x1 W# N
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.9 M$ H( a5 T% P( \4 l
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 R# ]$ \8 z9 |1 P2 j" \
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.3 Y, P! ?! c6 @- C
, c R) Y% T' P8 I: ^4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) V0 F# `4 X; N
% S4 w2 ?& X9 E! M; |* ~5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.1 P5 a" b- x) S1 }
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.4 H) `/ K2 {$ }! S3 y
& [! r6 S5 [( ]/ Q Z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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f9 v* E* c3 l8 K4 u# r3 K% O& B' e10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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; P2 O W B4 `11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 H. a W) x& Q
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12.) Super glue is forever.- [3 X4 L1 E. \) W$ @; x
& w+ k3 _7 M7 H& c1 v8 H13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 P/ ] R0 f- |+ P( N4 B, N; x+ E
( c6 t% ], C# B- E* Q$ c( b/ E14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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& U! I; J1 a% s# \$ t15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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$ m9 b. u( g1 _4 }! S: C. x) @16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.( _5 F. P! |$ K1 S) y6 h; G
1 y8 C' v- I+ ]/ P) h7 t" h$ k17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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5 [4 u/ y' G2 m& g, R18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.9 Q9 _8 Z, o. `: h6 P& B; S: c
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.- P: s# X/ g2 T4 E) N
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 T, d9 t: n y: q/ f; E( }21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 D7 Y, J% w6 y1 K4 B3 M
9 O1 z3 x: Q9 b: ^" g A22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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3 e, R. R& ^8 E. C23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 Z6 f' `, M7 x# z9 k$ J) }9 j/ o
9 @7 O* c* q5 w, h24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.8 J. _0 K& o5 ~
7 X7 D! F7 U; d1 W0 n+ {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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