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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...0 ]( x) F0 I2 {5 F0 t- y
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- `' t. Y& `/ C0 w, a1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.1 {( `# k3 x" W
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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4 L2 n# C$ R# B& p7 M1 E3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. d4 s1 C% \4 d8 g& o; Y
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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T5 r0 U& Z% E9 `' l. k9 |6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 T' @$ ^- v0 b4 ~( T4 Y
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 ~, C4 W9 |. ^
6 q1 x- [. Y* C1 e/ q, G% u8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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( n7 ]* R! S$ n, V9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.# t, C: F( y+ |+ F" M5 q: R
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% }0 _# h1 ^! [8 x2 d
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.# g' t* H4 ~! \0 M1 y; A
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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5 @0 g, t0 u0 g6 B6 X* d" S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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# z, _3 P+ k/ |4 f1 V* c14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.$ k7 h0 d- L7 l* K4 P
- [! P& d( e0 |3 @; N2 s15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.7 ]; R) A Z" _& z
( @- [0 d: b% z u, O( b17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.) T7 g6 O; T5 d; E5 h9 i
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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, i6 d: K5 }0 ^5 ] s% Q20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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; D" m% d9 @6 P9 u21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.3 K* F7 c4 V/ ^" o
7 t, G7 t o6 g1 [" Y% H24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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