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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...( x' Y) H# t h! }
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.# e. [# }; ], Y4 O4 k, b: G
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.6 G9 P' _" l9 s" K- ]$ d, b
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.0 r) ]3 D0 f- ?" ?
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.2 E1 f8 N2 a2 u5 [! R; @
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan./ n, G; B' m7 o3 K+ ]
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 S- R' I! [2 G6 `4 [* V
* w8 r8 U2 q0 X# H8 ~( ]7 u. |0 \9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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9 M) E4 z, U$ l' j+ q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.4 d, Q' m9 \* G3 L
, c8 K5 ^& _1 _( Z8 b2 |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.4 U) O9 i {% L. [7 _
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' u, M$ j W& s( P% o. T1 S
5 q' C; X" O+ o1 i% c/ p: U6 E14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.: D5 U& [' m; Q, T3 o4 p
& H5 g1 p# L6 t( r/ _15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.8 s' q- P6 u( c4 D ]
s" b% }7 R8 X) Q" r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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* z( V9 e# \$ n17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.. G- k0 Z& l0 X% u" o; L3 r
: ?2 ^4 O, d+ p9 G2 ? j19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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' b0 b+ r6 S# k9 d* H( ]20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.' G: V, I0 Z4 Y( q' h% y
/ v' G$ X6 Y( u1 Z7 Q- v8 \22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 s9 k" h- i! {6 I% T/ V% ~3 r
2 D/ z* ?7 h; B9 W$ H" ?& b23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ I' b6 q8 D4 r! G% o Q9 K2 c8 U) T, @
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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