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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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6 a" f; d8 Z1 h, F1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.5 m$ ]* \% K( X) Q$ U" t! q; P& m
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3 D# l$ K: k9 h% N, c
6 \# G; O5 z; i3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 S% h, g, C% J$ ^8 w. R
8 f" Z) T9 V3 r9 o* q. ?4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 C9 O7 {; g. I! v- N% D, w$ k7 ~$ [
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' H: y! q! m N1 x0 t- T& Y
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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. o7 e4 U% B. m. n+ Y1 x( U3 X7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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/ P1 O6 i" F( G, x8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.0 u* y' T5 \% Z
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.2 i" u+ e% ~9 x! L
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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3 ?9 K* y+ d' G, W0 f12.) Super glue is forever., A* @4 y! j7 r" {; O
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.; h& w4 o. E' ]$ d" \# m: ~7 L* d
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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8 s1 r1 L) }" [# C' a% I15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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7 ?% f4 M2 _3 b) k8 M2 }' G+ r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.3 C% O& q) d5 ^; @
2 p( k! E' f% ?8 d0 K2 I17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.0 _1 ^# U9 c9 K/ E8 h8 i8 K' N! }
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.; C9 k. g4 s# a& g
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$ n2 H* J5 H% U1 G5 S/ e3 b. G# k21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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7 D: q2 b0 E- Y8 w. {22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy./ z4 d, g3 l4 g. G/ m
% y! m5 b" z; V. H F23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. ~) a( B* G# j9 L2 L a
1 k: I1 A! q0 `) K" K24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.0 K6 R; {9 g" M+ k/ _
" Q4 y; Q, n, d; }6 p25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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