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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...' M6 H: G) `* Z
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 K, J; V) q0 v0 b
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( k' D9 l: n; F$ f' F. d0 K
- E6 r9 w: K& T! H: y+ i! C3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.; y& ^7 _$ \. Q# b: f8 H
. W) c7 U: @, |6 r1 S4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.. H" R$ v! S& B5 Y& A/ l
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. \, j1 V3 G$ v) s
6 l4 ^) c3 W/ f, M6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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% o( {! W. O; c6 V0 |7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.8 B! q$ s5 q, N4 `8 i2 |( U
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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. |* c$ |& ?" V! U2 V9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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8 [$ v) O& H& a! \) R! n* ?3 h+ a& P10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' ?8 Q. E& I! Z- }2 g- X" `
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.( [! [: l5 H+ E; U" {) o4 A) x; Q; G" p
, e/ _0 v1 v" D9 U+ D12.) Super glue is forever.7 m( Z) q+ W* B: b6 Y8 W: e# `8 N
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.- C5 E C6 D) V2 I7 O
5 D+ g8 ~- s8 ?! h14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.0 }# `0 `4 J) j' A2 l
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 D8 t/ I. ?9 F; }' d7 c* w
4 Y7 h, r* A! `" n1 o$ a18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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% s- ~$ t% }9 o: V j2 G20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.# W& E7 i& c P4 [
) _3 h4 O; D% a* x6 C21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 b0 o; T) h% h V2 H, u" p! h, }
/ E# x) c: ]8 N. h X22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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( ?8 r) W2 q/ }( D$ r# l5 k23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.0 H9 t. {. I: y! p
( l' i8 n; ?" k' T$ M' D! Y24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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