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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...5 d( c& @4 M7 h# o4 f8 S* V0 A
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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M+ C8 O1 i% a2 }2 u) a/ m2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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. c6 `% `8 R; R% y) ?3 o" v3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( x' H& r0 X, N- g9 b
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.2 Y, n- b s+ D0 ]) I* Q, Z
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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% O$ {/ R7 Q7 u0 @7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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. s/ t3 Z/ f7 w& B% o! }8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., c# E* V9 ]" h' f% i
9 ]3 [2 A5 Q& `; ]10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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" s! x: c% }; ~+ y. I12.) Super glue is forever.
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8 N) O: ~& d2 e( J' V' s13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.6 q X, ~+ p7 m& J
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O." P3 _1 g: q& C3 o
9 p* j" ^2 F& f" m15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 G9 E# z: z3 {5 f9 ^2 N! w9 L
2 m- T6 ~9 d6 i16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% N/ r( x6 W* Y x7 D% ?
% f; `% x# L$ C/ h T& u2 ~9 k0 m+ @18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! j3 M; `( Q# _( w9 v
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.$ F& s, m/ M a1 ?0 S2 F, I& U
9 o" K0 E, D% \9 |: C* j21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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; E F! ~2 R* \1 f22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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8 m5 D. _( K0 ], w) e7 ]* { _23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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: \& k: ?. h7 _3 a9 e0 [+ c24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% ]) B- d \( D$ m0 M
6 m6 o4 |: b% a, t25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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