Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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, H0 A  l3 o5 ~8 I2 X4 S3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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2 C: ]1 |; R6 N) x4 w4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& F; B2 D, ?- G- {6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7 k7 f! a# l; B% X7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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1 w2 X- c9 n! Q6 Z1 E8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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* }1 P* k1 T, A10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

9 w& H7 H! P' m! I! z12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ w( f. g, u" m9 B# m3 n8 d7 q13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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( I* B' X, D8 `. l$ A14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

+ E: {# |3 i# k3 |16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

3 D0 a, F9 i  F# |! i4 V) z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

* c% K5 A5 S7 @4 L5 \, A18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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6 V# x# |1 a( g  i20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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+ r# M; T5 Z1 C% ^21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

, }# }% J& O1 }$ N6 y; _22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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4 i* M8 a- F4 P6 U' @24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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( t) n6 Q: r# Z" o25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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