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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
# `$ U! o& V9 ]" C! J'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') # v" \- V3 `) s" O& V9 b/ u; m
+ P; o y8 m, R! k2 e'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* I/ W4 w5 F! g& |0 Q2 R: E'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
% l- ~( S6 h) d4 N3 J'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 q5 I4 N) n9 f. n, q! i2 ~'For reading a book,' she replies ! I, }+ \( L) O4 B/ w/ W3 u
( S/ A- ]" u9 x8 V: Q; g, q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ v9 G& C7 \( G" @* |0 p'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" \2 l. c p' L' W, o$ x'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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/ U7 ~3 V% R& H( T- j: Y'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
) Z7 Z& B: S) v) X: N$ m0 K' t- S 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
2 e- y% U9 `1 a& e: l% N'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 5 l8 P$ ] P2 |( B6 ] @& c
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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