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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ; z! @& r% w' K! [' q
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
1 n- r& a3 {! j# M1 g'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ! Z7 \; v' b9 g
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   8 T/ z6 F+ w- v
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 3 |. T! @& |/ y* S" g
'For reading a book,' she replies
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  @7 P: m" D3 |; S( E# Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& `' o; F$ n& G/ N, J0 \; N'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
3 g4 c! ~! F, S2 T( r* W& A* _/ H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   6 l$ f# A2 |/ Y: A4 Y9 Z* S
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. / [4 U/ l' r* w  r/ i7 R) l% S
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'     q- ^0 A1 p6 x. i. l$ f/ I

9 G# i# q0 j% \7 O8 y2 z'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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" Z7 Q- j3 K! m" Q* F[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. " L- G3 Z$ l8 I% b4 f" F
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But a funny story. ! T/ j0 G" T9 T3 u
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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/ i+ c* e8 ?  x4 d  a[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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