Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
2 a  b& g+ o/ m* f5 \# X8 y* b'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
( l" q- P" |2 u* H'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ a! Z% q4 E. T! x'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
  h2 a9 v- q* p$ q$ b8 j+ Q: @'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
) a. t/ z) b0 q6 U'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
4 Q+ {# ?' ]% r9 P) i& z7 `, I 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

7 g+ z. I. {- s0 y'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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  y* q7 E$ m. a7 s! M[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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2 Y1 r: f3 S% S; Q9 SBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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" r) {( a% h7 u$ g* ^) z[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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