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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.) Y: R1 ~8 ?' H- t' R

0 I% ?6 v& t; T& G: e  F2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.& U8 o: z- U# h7 \
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:, R7 W1 P% H* ^( g
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: {! E4 `4 X3 P1 ]- X, f+ t7 [" ya. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.8 X* z8 s7 G% S1 d1 i
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.2 L9 R& [' K& T6 ]
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.& g- h& Z! v* W" D' b- D- n

8 D' _% {' d. v0 Rd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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/ N, v0 A" I1 u& @: _e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.- D4 v4 Q7 s8 C: |

, [+ J, t* P, K8 y/ pf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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- M! F+ |0 [, o6 D7 j" |g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.3 C2 ]6 Q7 H( v. k8 ]

  \- R' Q% V3 T$ j1 ~h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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/ \5 e7 D+ z+ S3 d# Ri. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.  c+ [$ F6 w* G
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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) g6 p2 |$ y, I  ^1 L# z. Vk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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' X. t) Y4 V8 H. Z9 N. W; y- wl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ." l2 g! ?7 v$ }0 v0 p- |1 }+ D1 ^* g
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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