PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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0 U* M6 x* F, [7 I2 j3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4 u, B4 s3 n& o! z- ~4. Then analyze the situation:

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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" T* K7 {# P3 q/ f( x( _% E' Db. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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: O& X/ q) S" F9 c/ I+ Q/ Dg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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* B- L- a! q; Z. n; O. u5 yi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.