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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.+ S$ o& `- j. g7 @9 o; J2 Y

& O  h4 ]( K* T. u  _2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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; l, U2 o1 z. n. R$ B! n# L3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.. ?% ~" O* V$ ?

/ S/ }7 ~9 S8 N* W7 E3 U5 S4. Then analyze the situation:. t/ B' Y6 a  N1 ^0 y* N1 S  K
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* r" g  g8 X. \! }) y8 Q1 O' n7 pa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.9 A) m% [8 Y- k. I- C+ d  ?

+ S' `/ p! k* ~b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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6 @, {  x) N/ p2 P/ D( J5 Fc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.  V# v1 r: e" U5 v' T  }

- k, @( a: T) [1 g! Te. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security., H* c5 {/ d3 s9 Y- j5 V, q

) A" S% @, Q) o7 d8 |, fg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.+ |3 k0 ?- D( T4 k  R! A
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.3 @/ ?8 m( w) Z" u
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.' [" u; [: \/ T6 ]& a

6 S- ^6 X& b( S9 R% [j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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7 i) P1 r- k- q& b. M$ t/ Jk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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3 M& `* q2 m, p0 c0 t$ xl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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