Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, x8 p, {  I6 D& i) T, {the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* X' W; B& o6 e1 b- I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 p6 q% a. `$ A% Z* W he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* R. I) X4 Q7 Q% `you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 @* B7 T( ^" o$ E7 U1 UThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ |! |4 j/ w# t1 W' I& G' Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

! l" k" A/ i: _& I7 Q* `. XThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ ^# q, m! {: k$ w# _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* {$ C3 {' s& @& F5 {; [6 ~wakes the newfie up and asks,

% X5 x0 ^: Q% s: ]$ t' O6 W1 c8 ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

' p, J7 i# s. D& I* u& oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

, y3 f4 {4 X$ E$ i5 z0 n. Y; V3 xLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" [  l3 P5 D6 G0 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- W8 a% d4 ?% G7 g>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 n& o! C& E2 w; s/ B# S* y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 G$ g: T2 b: o, M+ r- S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& x& W- Q% R! I$ n3 d9 Y  ~1 I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% @1 ?; n0 ]/ \# [4 q2 q% g" E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( B  }  E! o4 C0 L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! v: E2 r- E. B4 I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! F! p  N2 U5 O* a, |! H% LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, Y  {, |1 O' w. l9 A, e3 N9 zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! c$ h( O" `; Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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2 A( O9 U+ h' \6 k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 l$ V3 a2 \! T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 |  _- O1 E9 W9 i- H6 {  c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

+ g* Y8 P7 ~2 f: O1 r# `9 V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

( A, T! }5 Q% |# ]+ s8 a  J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. Q/ W* I2 W5 |% c0 K' l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 \2 i0 f6 [* n. z+ B$ ]- A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! i5 R+ H* @# D多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

: D  [4 R; C6 m- y4 n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 U7 n1 ]  I* H8 |; F4 W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 K* Q5 t. q0 t* E  z- n3 _大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" g$ c7 J8 |+ q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! G! |: D/ k0 a说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢