Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& p2 Y* G6 Y' g% k: ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

+ D) ]& T! ?& p" k0 v7 b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 H, `  J" c! Z9 e( M- D& K2 X7 qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& S( j3 D2 h9 a6 P4 Zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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. h- D& V5 V+ f  dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& n) V$ \4 d0 i# H7 jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

1 M+ K, A6 o! X7 n: xThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% z0 U% h! w  ?4 Treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" X; N  A9 X( s+ ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 B* c% s' l5 r7 f1 k8 F4 |7 Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 U. Q9 |7 P* a& N- y6 Y% C( iback to sleep.

6 T9 G' j; N- U- r" R9 mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 X6 c5 E- I; x6 Vcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) B, }" B+ a5 I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 s0 [8 e3 Y% z% m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 X3 v# W  t+ J5 `>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! E( M3 k) b  ~; s5 r% s  u9 U# R>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: f4 n$ N$ |& f2 D" N' P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- o) V# i. k+ ]! a0 D, F; g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ G1 `# a- G" a8 Y1 q2 Z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 m# ?. y- f0 V, t8 m) a/ ?, E4 yA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 _( |! j2 h! n, Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 ]3 Y6 [% X+ p& t8 Tthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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. C% J3 t4 D; T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 Z+ i; X$ c! t( H* g1 O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 M9 j# ]2 Q5 `& [$ r2 x" x真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

0 J& u" i, ~$ O  K/ C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 }! V0 c7 r% v  K7 u7 P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: U  o. T. y# d真博学，偶像啊。

! }. ]  X' A) s% p; o4 B% J9 i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  g6 Z8 e4 G, }/ {6 Q9 t0 x她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
$ \# G3 e9 s* c2 L" g6 l$ `她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% B. J: p7 ^) Z* Y+ J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢