Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 j2 M6 L; _7 pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 g; ?: p% y- P9 _' dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 _0 S* q& K+ L: w lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 I  D! v. G) Kyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' ^  o5 [$ g) a  Z- T will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

) y8 R7 d. q' pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

! ~5 T5 G$ r& C% KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 N; b" R# m+ }5 ^6 {, v4 Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! I8 V0 E& `5 dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 K+ C) T+ K. B; A2 E) B6 ?6 ]1 I! Y5 whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 K& i% m4 d2 e% [back to sleep.

' V* X* r( ~4 n8 P+ @$ A/ X& \: JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) u/ z$ C& O$ c. J7 @comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

: Q. f1 e0 Y# M% E0 W0 a. X2 ^, Z7 ILawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) }* C0 n7 R- ?' U5 m1 Y4 B>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, d0 l7 v# o' F# Y+ Z* z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 X- g/ t) w! n4 S7 X& a3 x) \8 i>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 E/ j# b; `* c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 `8 {2 f; e8 S5 h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ u" U4 ~3 o( V2 E* s- @% }2 t% G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ v/ x$ h, A6 o6 @A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' W7 N# N! A& S. w5 i& j. rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' U1 b; c7 }) h  x; u9 r% }the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 G% s& z& h7 i7 \. m: M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, b, t9 Y* @9 Z0 d真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


5 X! Z# F$ e$ U# W" D5 W
- h, x, j3 g5 U% o6 B& I' Q; Y3 |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 B! N# Z1 t6 b7 E  ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: `; B4 m; J- c0 T" w; F0 e0 |3 [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) h0 S& d, g# j# ^2 q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

0 Y8 T4 k: a; y7 B1 H" }: S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 N* b" Y( V- N8 I  Q, v- y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. c' T2 C, J- f8 t: U6 e$ O9 r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; K' N6 i+ V& |. V! d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
# d& r/ W4 s+ f- s: \
# J" R0 v+ `% S真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" o$ [% I" d) b大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 c0 N, g  E' o4 r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 n( k( N5 s9 _2 `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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4 \( k) }/ ~: j, _5 O7 e- v4 Q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢