Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' _8 e& L5 t0 Z$ zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 o* b1 }/ O" A; a5 ^! i. Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, n$ _% k- s  B$ ]' l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 c% j* t# n" m; l3 e* yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 z& Z" A. S7 b2 i& n4 `4 Xyou pay me only $5.
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0 l% F% B, @% q' o4 X7 E% X% m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) I7 v, c$ }+ t4 [$ C will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" Q$ s" m% n' D  {9 ^0 hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 R! a4 e. b; K3 ~+ f7 k5 WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 {, Q) v" f7 G/ B  v+ cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: p' t: d/ r  x9 h; V' qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 ]" E5 f3 |" `/ `7 }1 r7 G1 O1 flawyer.
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9 f3 a( U+ P5 O5 b& GNow, it's the newfie's turn.

! u; m: H# A" A2 p! [He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& N6 i# l5 Q5 u. G2 p2 Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

4 S* a: b' i0 DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% ~8 Z) {5 F3 A7 U5 r7 areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: X1 I1 c& K4 V- z* kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) D. @3 h8 Z* h  Y: d. `2 v+ e& khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. s# G& n' u( ], mback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

) y  D) q7 t( j+ Q0 c) ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; S0 e7 m; ~5 ^3 L' b0 Land goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

& h, o* k; Y5 H0 o$ j1 ~Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 N( z+ m/ B" U% Q5 I8 _1 M( P>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 r  y9 Z* {; f>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) P$ r. _4 b- O) J3 j! ~% G" Q) h" g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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  ?( |' o2 m1 j) d$ \. Y+ w>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 H1 t7 F1 m0 Y7 ^>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% Z- f/ M  u4 }6 L9 |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 C8 c+ y8 q6 [% \>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 V% v# ]! w' ]/ b5 A) ]>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- l( c0 o0 \9 O# v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 p* N8 |9 I. \. B  S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. V! Y( h* v  z3 V: {>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 ~( |5 a2 ^5 `# uA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( D: B. Q# |! t; S& o& Nthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  L, D% n# l" X" b8 }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 e) e4 i+ z+ _( I! Q; e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: g  Q) W$ }) j" G7 K; @) }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 y/ s8 {5 M- S) I$ s0 f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; f$ k6 J' P' G2 r+ }% t  a2 R) W真聪明，偶像啊

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; E) e# D6 D& q1 k: d7 s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ q5 ^. ^# @1 E4 C, F0 ~' T" r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" d; N7 m1 u! P. A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

/ o5 p; T( R* x" h, ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- {/ o2 b# Q8 z4 }你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- ~3 ]1 R! `' E1 P2 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% J# X' R0 J1 U5 j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 O6 h+ X: z7 e; V$ I真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
1 Z- i) d  ]/ P' ~大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 M8 c0 `& r- t6 D+ W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 S, H; g  F' L& t3 O# M1 E说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢