Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ e. X6 S  \; ~4 M0 Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& v; g" V9 W. h6 Y: pyou pay me only $5.
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5 L5 S0 N$ X3 _9 C You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 r) l; Z4 p$ j1 ^7 Y will pay you $500.

# d; X- Q- X; S) c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 T! J' y# R3 z) z! p3 rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! b# E8 v. i1 o2 r9 }. t% ?; {' OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ q3 W. u4 c2 T; w$ e3 Q4 C# R# hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

2 s+ P$ d5 V% h2 J! _' r& l' HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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$ l' n2 u$ C! K! {  Z: i7 v: @& ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 r- \3 ?% j. z, i5 E) o( Rcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, P' T. O, `- y+ N$ S( N>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, o& q) g. n' \' W* ]  \6 _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 _; C( \& `* B6 A1 W; P: i, v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

, H0 u' p+ K5 W/ ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. v+ r/ E1 J7 T1 @0 }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 ~* a( C/ i) d( P3 ~" K6 pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. d$ R2 i6 H4 J; m# @. Q& \5 k4 j+ ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# k' U8 j( l8 R7 y* k( Rthe newfie would l ...

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* O* x4 q* X$ \2 z% t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- S, Y* {* L0 b! C! g4 _3 ?真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ @4 M+ F( O$ ^5 d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- C0 S9 w4 ~- ?; y( K" H真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ G- }8 X" E% O& x3 n. n; i$ s真聪明，偶像啊

# C' l# C' ?1 O5 a- H全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 V9 E) h* c+ T7 t% q全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# }3 S/ k8 N8 f$ [0 D5 U. h别把我往坏路上领啊。

( s$ k2 e( h8 c% y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 f6 Q; K( b5 f7 ], a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 }% ?5 s+ {8 G* m5 S2 k$ |' W真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  L: Y4 Q( H( H# j; v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. [$ J1 x# a* ?* Q9 Q# k! ]大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- t% G$ r1 \8 O4 }7 d% `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢