Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! \( J! ]' O. w) D7 c. O# Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  x! L7 C. u: u5 `: u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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! A& \  T8 D8 ]( A You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
% T( `. D4 b0 B/ ] will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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$ x! g: v3 ?' f8 m( d' bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 R' c3 J: Z6 X- r  Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. Y& N7 @. b7 P- K+ V# c, uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' @/ b: Q1 _! Y1 ]1 G9 C. aback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ A" p8 _  B% j( h( e  q& uwakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 P4 P( O' F" m) ?; F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

8 _  n% F! g3 }- a: vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

* `( V2 V) R7 z2 ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 B9 S) J" g1 R1 `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) U4 d$ _- x) V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 s" x, b+ Y+ V9 o>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ y, B) U6 V4 U5 [5 D: i>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. W( A( {( }6 `: _>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! T4 b6 @2 ^' B. T" }& Hthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ O- m, c& R- ~! T5 k7 ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, G+ z9 X2 r6 J+ O, F" H+ V* c! l- Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 J0 q4 e* q8 ~* k( \! M7 _( k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 ]7 u( J/ [0 e真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) P" `' G! O3 e5 ^( Z' \* I0 m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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. L* U5 E7 N  l9 d, Y全盘接受一下。

+ ^4 I6 e  q, Q4 Y! j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- ]( T& \  ^! N0 n1 _3 U- ^( s; i5 \别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ E8 v" A/ \5 H$ E6 S% [! S- r! A别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% m. G( X, k* Y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

& B- {% e8 K2 e6 u8 J% H2 b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* o$ y5 c* r+ r4 ?她是大学教瘦？
: S: h- i% J0 F: Y大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  U" H$ q* ]3 S& f) _# P2 x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢