Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: ]+ U% _- N  ?" p9 m+ Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ s; a- P) z6 k: R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 p! }4 {9 O' o/ P: A# d7 Nyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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* d, s8 a; P0 J+ f. Y+ ^ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ B* @- d) o7 V6 ~# O! TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 X! Q, x* N0 h& M* |pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

, U- J5 e8 e' v2 e: ONow, it's the newfie's turn.

+ I9 N, {8 h& B# ^* M8 L- W" iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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" u" L+ P2 e$ J" dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 V/ C: L. W% q2 Nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 _: {# A8 P6 d9 m8 Wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 W+ r3 a1 B& S% m9 Xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

- V3 T9 K9 {5 y$ S& S8 eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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% d2 j( R; C. m5 \'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! n8 O; Q6 E. \5 M( Y& k% y" ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- Y5 ]- J: R- z  R+ `) B1 o>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

- t; W  H$ ?5 J0 M( [- V>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" S3 a: }7 M& L# n: o0 E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 e& Q; H( ^9 {3 d) Q) N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& _0 V2 X9 |2 K; @: E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 Q% V2 U2 W% |' L: s8 E. h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. m& m3 T: ?* R- Y$ J# Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( O# c' b. \; r. _' \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, l7 t- T$ B  }( T8 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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- W7 F6 @- w; ]( t4 a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: B+ ^0 f3 Y$ c0 \& c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* u' Y/ \5 Z- g# u" D" S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 e# ?! V& l' O  a/ P* T7 |( U( d真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



' `' ?0 S# q4 L* H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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- P0 S% x9 V' J: [) ^全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" I/ v8 ~( X0 c. |6 d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

, G' K9 C8 k7 e4 @6 X: h  ?$ f/ Q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 z& O3 E; ~/ x1 w/ R' N) ^- U多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

. R/ C! _6 K5 Q8 u# M" k+ N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ v% e* C8 F+ k* h' Q* }* U0 @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' Q% |: w% T8 X9 ^) y5 R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% @* U1 h" W! \# ~0 [. y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 G. v' v' z. _, N2 k4 g% V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 e- e& b8 r: u& _( l. d哈哈，你们在这开小会呢