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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: ' @; n9 r) ~; s. a( K" d- E' { F2 I/ t
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. # g) j) G" |: J. P: r9 A& }
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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3 X) J- ?; q6 J" ?" qWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 7 F' g% ]1 \3 o) F- m) V
/ Y! o0 g$ j ^8 r( O4 L The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. ) A( \5 ]' y% C5 f$ u/ b! W$ O' v
3 G7 O7 D3 m( j9 _9 ?And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. . g! G/ M; A% D# D# F
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' * c- z% x& Z$ g4 \/ v# j* |
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. Z! Z. N+ B1 L9 L( E
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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; [# _% _6 [4 mSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. / \) s8 H3 ?6 A
* _" }; `* x$ d% U4 W1 x7 x' ^% i( U# jNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 5 P# q& m: ?: g; m
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 4 z# J8 i7 y5 E& l* R
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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