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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' / L' k8 J9 ^' n8 l) K+ l& X# T
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. : K5 k8 l; b& G' k9 _
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. t$ m: @- }% |. W( P
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' , P/ g( Q" i: [& e
, s* I x* s" M& q" iSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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0 s% P8 h s8 N1 BSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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$ t, j0 P, c+ J# k1 {, X4 O+ f! xNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
* {. \- y _# nHe gives up and goes back to bed. + ^2 R2 j9 k6 F' K' U( j
1 R! V; f0 Q8 T6 Q* {1 n2 e/ tThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' + o4 X% c- Q5 p9 o
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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