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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 3 z8 t; Y! b9 o y2 j! H% ^
3 L8 Q8 Q, B/ ^* _6 x" t4 bDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: , j6 r6 H' k7 R$ P# z N
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. ! P9 n( e' O% `: W
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 8 l$ l6 t. g: q: o
1 k1 Q: O# P5 H8 W The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 8 S. z' D8 k$ J) K
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. $ F$ u! I: _# V
3 ~, M# _! R+ {: E) f& ^9 ~Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 6 m& G0 d0 ~9 L; i
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. % }7 t0 _3 C$ k
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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! W/ s, q' L! O" d0 F cHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ; r; V- _4 |+ U6 ?9 U O
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 2 ~- w# z, x) ~$ c- w
. t1 o! N! W- Z0 r' [Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
; s E7 g1 Z. D YHe gives up and goes back to bed. $ h( v& g; U8 @& v
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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发表于 2008-10-26 06:03
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