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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' . r0 r6 P6 I( B T
3 k- x& x% ]4 z( g; q, m2 j6 SDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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& E5 U: b/ H f( f- Z- |Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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9 g( m7 u+ y, n ?. JWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. . o1 U! S6 d# k: U5 q7 C# _/ v
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' " M8 y1 O9 G$ z. F% d
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 1 D$ \$ } @2 @" k0 b+ [& I- [+ h
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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% @+ N C8 m3 H, HSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. - `# f& K* t: ]+ v
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
3 A9 B6 |; k) lHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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0 }, Y- |! ?# x" y% q1 G7 cThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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