10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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! ]( }* H# o3 V- U( L1 y5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
5 i2 C) @) j$ a' S+ g- d  L" {6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
' V3 Y9 ?' A" p7 p7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
& G- O" ^# m, z. i- ~. ~, L8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
$ E1 r# y! X+ P1 D9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
7 A) i  v& k/ i3 G* _) \) Ointeresting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
9 H; e. a/ i5 Z5 d$ ?. v: m2 Pthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

& M" j) O9 F# m6 D& I& kGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

" a" e& M2 ~) g0 r* h  Oare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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- h% A) ^' B8 _5 t# Rare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

; |# e  P# h) b9 p4 @/ jgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

, p8 g% L) \7 p+ Ugrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

% h5 X; y: {. E, {grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

) T1 J, F( W' t+ ~' l9 D- Ndid not get the first one, where is the pun

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1 Q# S3 u/ b! }1 b  W. O"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
, M4 a' a, O: F( r"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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6 R( |" \* _/ I# Y) a+ Fi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

; }/ G7 E" |' J, O( ren, it hit me now

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