10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
+ C6 s2 N$ t$ B% |% B" Z2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
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duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
' a. j( ~4 q) x' r6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
& g$ M; [5 d/ _0 H8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
' y. B( U, B- O( {9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
8 Z* w5 l" |, [0 J10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
6 z( K# {1 q2 C+ e& |interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

; ^0 Q, U1 X% \Grass could mena herb

: w5 |7 T$ B. W: }# z6 ?are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

$ E, U5 Z8 k7 c3 o: d$ W+ o7 Zgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

. F; o$ b7 n5 L) K5 fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

  G; B! V( b- |% Q2 ~' cdid not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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# I$ a; ~3 p1 h$ Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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% N& g9 U. d7 y"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
& ]& d% G5 s- W/ J- j3 c6 s"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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8 M2 F, t% h( u1 S( P0 g6 W8 Q1 w& n# Len, it hit me now

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