10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
2 T8 w0 p9 D6 p0 W5 Z3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
! X3 w7 S7 S9 E* i' ~7 @5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
) p# i# a+ X8 D& D# }6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

- \5 T  j+ i0 h; M" JGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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7 A4 |7 k; O5 l  b, zare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

. a+ o, Q7 k: D( r+ ?grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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" n: V/ L+ E7 e% Gdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

& Z% v9 c- L/ B' v6 q) L, igrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

" L1 M: B) r8 P( [0 Idid not get the first one, where is the pun

8 m+ v+ h) ?7 Breally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

7 c, k/ O0 a2 d4 J2 l! k& Hgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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' c! W6 O) f0 J. u6 ri get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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4 _) m  x: |! j, L8 C3 |/ I- ?grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

3 @: U! m  c! o! z' h+ a. p/ p. k"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
9 T& n1 K% g: C1 K  F' V0 N"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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/ p, A+ ?2 H9 b; ]% Y& x7 E"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
9 Y. G9 {8 O% W! y5 T( J"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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( ?- G0 M- f; ci get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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