10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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- s3 h' f8 m6 [0 z5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
$ _  g9 s+ X/ t; M  w+ j, q- L: o6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
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Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

5 {1 |# X; P. t* }" M* q/ i1 f7 c! Fare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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8 I. b: R% R9 y  c6 Ureally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

; b. E, ^* Q# q' Q* n"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
. I) D" R; d4 U; Z"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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( Y8 z( l2 R1 n9 Si get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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