10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
3 Q) i% G, t: }: T) h& `2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
: J) {. q) g  {# r" J4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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  u6 w2 J" T6 Y, }5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
: X: m- X2 W- }/ u6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
0 f: \# @- X& L/ q8 r8 m) d/ S8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

4 \/ Z  h2 _1 xGrass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


, z- s( b. {2 L2 Q- t4 S2 e7 |5 C3 dare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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4 ~+ y2 y3 s1 j& N8 N. d( oreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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5 r! l  P7 o; i  u# P" igrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
: t* m- D+ k! ]" h  ?* U( g+ D"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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4 O( e/ o2 ~( d* X0 G/ `8 M"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


2 G+ [; y7 W! h3 p7 oi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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