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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." ' j. o3 E5 i/ o% ]
. {- _) d: c" a. T7 I5 xGeorge was brokenhearted. ) ^/ I6 ^2 i4 v" r1 K8 c& I
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 4 n. G! K4 D4 C: A0 c
) n0 C3 f' g' a( \' c"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 6 a0 o' j5 e% @8 G. }+ S9 F
E: L/ k; H0 |* Q1 o7 x"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." `, O: x6 p7 l3 o
- c0 s0 \) R8 f$ m* }"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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