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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." ' j' C% k1 n' V# y B7 ?
3 W5 S O! Y% ^& T% c5 fGeorge was brokenhearted.
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2 X0 D) [. J7 [After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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' P% k! a' t9 B! `5 c1 QGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 5 m* s8 m# N: C/ i
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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* w4 b0 c7 R0 Q" A, Q- r"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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