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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." * |8 n3 ~' @0 C: J5 T
2 B, K1 v& C7 }, T- ^% h; u2 BGeorge was brokenhearted. & E8 U u8 k3 I! m( N
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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# q0 F$ s3 {* c1 b$ n0 u! _"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 1 b& r& ~3 y% \
1 N# b% T/ [! A1 {: F' e/ m9 sGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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! r+ u- ?3 i, E"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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# `# O1 w1 d0 [. y/ Z"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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