Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

0 g1 s( g* I1 v9 VQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
/ c' E' c+ w  ?! K( ZA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; I% R& }2 D& o- q& V: W  oA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- V  J2 e- N9 K2 n& u$ oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, e& O$ g0 h1 N: T# u% yA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

' p, Z; o$ u/ N7 I: m5 z/ GQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
) ?8 q8 K/ i, X& g0 k; E2 }+ rA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ _' y9 u% r. Q' a; PQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ ^: ^( N; u! H; }  @1 i/ qA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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