Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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) c6 A; ^6 f$ ~% @6 N, bQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 ]: D: W- V5 L2 L2 U: ~0 kA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
. {+ t' G3 P! |: |3 B" G% pA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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& ^6 x  s; T. o; {, r% n: ]- UQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

; }! F2 }! K# L' x# KQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
$ Z0 T3 @  f8 k2 E+ v, ^+ s; wA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
, s+ ]$ b, [6 X6 l2 a" ]A: Heavy psychedelics.

1 m+ S# S* H4 N4 ^1 o% \Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

5 c( f, r& l9 U  zQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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