Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
( F5 e2 S/ ~1 E0 `A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

8 ]7 @3 a8 v) b" c- J4 TQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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. u& h; ?  m) R' {/ o$ u0 N6 gQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ S: V$ w& M- HA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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  z/ w+ i9 X. [& [( kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
5 E" Q  M9 j2 I# b" e( S# _A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

0 f7 \& ^! ]& W& [Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ G/ \  r5 x( j" `6 w+ H6 HA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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0 F/ j5 Z, p8 M% ]2 @Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; J+ o" g5 q) AA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

" S+ f2 |3 w2 R3 \- ]" o8 TQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 T! N5 Y6 `3 O# v7 ^, rA: The color.

# r1 f( }9 g: d9 V" wQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

2 ^+ \1 t5 U* h/ _$ `Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  y! f! O5 W/ Y% e! s& wA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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