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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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- m' }+ u# v$ R: V9 _Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
. k# Z% t7 E1 o& IA: What for? He can't see my license plate. * }: l. Z2 m2 w
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? " ~$ D0 ~- p, g
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & V5 t7 F) V, ?5 e* _6 R
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 2 v; \( s" n+ c, U3 C9 L
A: Your car.
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6 O  W9 a" U* |* Z9 {. D5 tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # Y# s" v& J- p! M) ?# y' r7 I% s3 C
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.   |. O5 z' H. e! @' x
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 3 j9 `  h. ~: A3 g- j
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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4 B/ A6 j; l0 y* O1 ^Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
1 ?) E6 h8 T3 zA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' d* Z1 Q/ _% n; r) w/ H# UQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 W! S! d2 k/ @2 [3 _A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ) {& p: g; m8 t9 i/ `7 @* g1 [6 r& J
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
' b4 t' G8 {7 ]- h! u8 B2 a& E( IA: The color. + Y! w  J1 y% v0 C- e& `" o

7 a. F/ K) M# O8 r7 I: pQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( ~$ ^5 p" k/ b4 S& Z/ u$ LA: Heavy psychedelics. , B5 L: r- t+ L. m' p

1 s! w8 k/ Q$ G4 @8 J7 F8 MQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? . Q0 L4 T5 {3 ~- y2 i9 d  @
A: Carry loaded weapons. 4 F1 [% `7 c  K+ R. p" C" j3 T2 p

% r, w$ N/ ^: g( {0 l# ZQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 \  R) N0 Q& bA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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