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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. , S8 |8 q$ A( \3 m% ]4 V
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? % A3 E! [+ W+ L, F' J* P/ F) G
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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" r+ q, G- G3 i' ZQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 5 R7 m5 a7 _4 V( `
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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7 d+ D' o3 W" M" gQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 1 }1 ^( k( q( V8 A6 K
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 7 C$ ^% K$ B2 F/ T& e! {
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 O2 d1 b; S3 W$ A& kQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 0 E' K5 k4 U f. Q2 L/ |
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ! r2 J" M+ D+ N$ `6 l
' b6 K: q3 T4 ] j* r: mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? & F1 U; p6 ^; x7 a H
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , W4 p) h; A9 } u! R
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? & c) `2 ~7 B* F) n
A: The color. ! U) b0 N/ m8 P. H. Z) T
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 5 A+ Z7 D( W) H' k" x
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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/ ]# ^. t; G' }/ h: HQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 2 `0 m( N, ~) Z
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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/ |0 Q5 u" z, D |7 h9 BQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 9 a6 U4 E: f, J# h- h
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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