Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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4 n/ k# a5 ~4 v( YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
; F7 m1 C: h* g" w: t- NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
% {% R( w1 F1 A  m$ u6 mA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

1 O$ b6 R+ y4 r1 A8 t4 CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
6 F, [0 e7 `; K( ?A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' H- |  v/ a' B+ ^$ {A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

/ {/ Q3 t& a8 k$ ?' |- n4 ]Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
7 _! k3 L8 h# oA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

( i0 S: g% b4 o% ZQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 V0 ~6 f5 v1 `6 @- X" jA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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7 N; X% j) x& h2 V) }: c" ]Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
) Z# d6 z7 S( M3 Y' eA: The color.

2 X/ S0 l2 p+ v9 Q( F. IQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
/ ^, n# C, _/ F$ H, e5 uA: Heavy psychedelics.
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6 c* A% n5 F6 {Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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- V6 T5 `; m, U4 x, DQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ h; F7 s; L  M' yA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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