Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ Q* [. |, p% |# J8 o" t3 NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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) K( h2 ?3 c8 e% ]* w0 g- x% Y2 JQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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! K4 W' E9 j2 M, }& B; kQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

  }1 ]- i8 B' Z; u, R, \- k7 vQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
# T* E) N3 T: z6 H( oA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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! F& I( t4 b& \6 I& k. ]Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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& O% l$ X2 o9 J) R. y1 BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

% F- S7 g4 G7 U  P: E$ S9 ]9 DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

' s4 s8 H$ H8 T/ {" x9 j3 f/ MQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

# y; x: G8 [$ A4 UQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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