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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 6 t& w+ |( J4 O' z0 H0 \
2 g# J# T( n V8 FQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
S* D" ~( d/ A* b4 x7 n* jA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 2 G% Y- f9 W7 }# e! I2 V8 u. Z: R' d
/ a) A) u9 y- S( T8 hQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 I# H/ N9 S) o* L5 J2 \
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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- \6 f7 O5 e/ y( O" g5 Q* ]5 r6 TQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 M, V' C5 V' A+ gA: Your car. . ^3 `. Z/ N1 w9 \3 ^$ p Z
2 o0 K, _ f5 E8 [0 AQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? % x: ?9 E$ K. @) k7 T' }' G
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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3 b3 i6 r' I h, A, _Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! j- B! p( U! N2 r4 {& G! cA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. % ~+ \$ l, G8 g8 x$ G- n7 W
1 z$ P% c, g7 j1 l$ @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: I( L$ {9 b3 c" t, yA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 |* a0 `% _* c0 s) S- `
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
5 ^7 ]) c' u/ l8 T% LA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. - v! W7 R' o3 \4 |# K
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
8 U) b1 t7 x. u @) n- eA: The color. 4 @4 c& T) t# J- q( H9 A
6 d9 q( e' r* J( H! QQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ c$ p ~8 n* z, n/ W/ iA: Heavy psychedelics.
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: b# \% i- ~0 I; {4 bQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 z) Q3 g; q0 B( R2 e+ l0 f' X
A: Carry loaded weapons. % r1 ^- S0 I0 H2 q
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 3 r9 ^3 C- I( O5 `- u: l$ b# L# ^
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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