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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ; X5 x- a" g+ d3 }: s& \2 r
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
5 J) B4 O6 m* n7 G% e3 j1 J8 g2 Y3 V Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa./ o8 u2 v) N9 |) d c. @0 d
$ r* q' c5 L1 m, C: _; r 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。+ o+ X {0 ]+ s3 q
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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2 v5 H+ B4 O) }1 S2 g+ ` 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。& ?. ?1 R3 _# |# d. X4 f! t
( y! n# D! S, B3 b. Y% E Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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+ M: K r* C8 T( ~: q 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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8 M4 p: y P5 j Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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# S: ?( X; R$ U8 e 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.5 g k: j# q9 e
4 O( e7 R' u3 L2 p( {! {! x$ H- g 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。" z+ l3 H U5 h1 w& L' K
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.' E3 C+ }! b! R3 p" u- q) Y8 j' F
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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- g2 S2 L, [0 J" |/ ^+ m' H9 H" @ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. c2 f4 r6 x) ^; O/ q
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! L& e* p* F& N/ N+ q
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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* M- j: b0 T3 Y# } Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.7 K# ^' W2 h3 l1 O6 W0 ~; J
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 D' g2 L' d) ?) b: D; { P6 q
% g: o- b3 C$ Q3 o9 u8 \ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.# V6 Z6 H, C. C2 t3 w
+ B r+ W5 J" s0 M! J “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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! E6 Z8 l) |9 N There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.2 u# f$ V4 U4 p
4 m9 Q, a* B. k 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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8 p) v* }1 |# ^+ G5 }" z7 z “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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0 Z. Z, V/ y8 n( k! k t 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。( \0 I' T" W9 {0 t
2 |/ [, g. F% c Q( z! O' ~ “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!, W( k. X: S5 @' \
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.7 a. Q: A% H1 d O, I
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。; S1 }7 y- m& W: `+ C
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When two’s company, three’s the result!7 y; T% ~* e5 G1 s( T& a2 C6 @
- V& }2 O6 R* X5 }0 \2 Z3 F 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 e+ [4 ^+ m; [$ A
4 L! q C' B+ y. r: |1 p* D# I. ? A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。# x2 y- i; J0 x8 S) Q0 \
) D1 i2 d" X/ g- F: v/ F- Q0 v; M The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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( s' y! Q0 w# X The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.0 y3 z' e: ]$ I8 G: r; {
5 ]- M; d5 {) v) A6 y' u0 Q7 ]( M 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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