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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.- e* X( d% o* n8 u1 |
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。5 v7 A) U, K5 a6 o" O: P, i9 e
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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- \0 h/ o/ O& B/ L5 l6 S2 A 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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+ a7 p5 P5 N' D& P- A 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。& J# S6 D" @# J, |& j5 s+ g
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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8 L* E/ P. r2 @8 ~/ i- D) {0 r Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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3 j; ]% n: K+ |* d 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。! C& C: y2 ?. z
8 `6 _( O$ L6 t# O, g: C) j! e* t Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.: D* |+ H( T5 M2 I
U9 W3 \; z! N 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。; e# @4 t/ n; \- ]& h
0 `5 z2 O0 [/ x0 B" z The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.; o: P8 c% c5 C. a$ ~6 X
) m. c8 S- }9 ^- e 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。$ @0 g* ^) a0 D, l* |; T" K1 F* v
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.) |+ {0 K, U T6 Y1 I$ a3 d( }# P
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today., N: e( n4 N: i
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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( U6 W x9 o8 F9 D: I$ \ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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7 c7 X7 Q+ S6 l5 K Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children." E |, L X( c4 r
- K+ [. F' y3 W- ? 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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) }/ K! D5 R1 W& Y! y “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.( \8 F" H; ~7 L' P8 Q! t2 {: i
- Z+ O% \) I% G' e 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。( U. v7 b$ ]% ^8 a' q" q
) X0 W' ^! Z4 {* j, T1 J- x “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!' Q- F( m6 k" O" o" u+ K
* ^3 D+ [$ _( @8 J4 X' I 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。8 k7 c3 @) K% ?- _
6 T' [( Z0 z* F* X: ]$ g k7 s- G3 G God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.# b6 l1 k3 O( h: k( i
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。3 b, U, c4 R4 W, n4 s$ Y% m$ ^: |
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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+ z" ?& d8 F# \* H/ ] A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.6 v; f u$ y, c; F
% g' m# D4 z; X5 M- |' B2 m, p( L0 Q 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。! y- v; x" }/ R0 K" p1 e; U, B
. H$ S' e/ F( V" P- Y9 Z6 ] The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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( o7 f8 y- G: Z* ~5 A4 j3 j The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.8 o$ H7 x6 f* n/ D/ ]
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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