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Blonde Car Accident
, S' v0 k4 y9 j: `. `: K5 B2 M- @One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! W$ @. l9 g. f( T
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.$ k) W" S. Y: U' J% [+ Y
! l! s( o5 {+ z7 E* W& nFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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% ^6 Y& G( [8 M7 ?4 NThe blonde started laughing." i2 y2 I: K2 s( x
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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; n/ x Y0 ~7 K0 VThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.9 Z+ m, R. J0 @; |, e1 V) \/ I( p$ t
& C9 m+ w9 K1 C6 I6 IThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.% O9 X- C7 ?" k1 [" }8 R
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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, o4 b$ t3 k$ j# c$ MRowing Your Boat
; Q/ f1 G# F& ?0 QTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."8 D# H( t' m4 t3 A
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I Want to Buy That
3 j6 o6 g9 w& x7 ?1 w) `A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.0 C: a" E2 ~) ~- h
; c( _0 \6 q3 x' q* a$ dThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.! R5 V9 S) j7 d# ^6 F
0 ~( E1 Q0 C1 o- p+ uThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.# }, c( E/ b* j8 |
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.! {& ?- T/ q) ?6 y2 _8 R
3 x/ }0 ~4 V- b$ e- s. JSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.. g* o8 ~( K0 h0 j( @( i4 T
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.- d( l ]! C% l4 T( J
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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0 {' H! g% s1 z. G. T3 @5 ^The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"; n8 ?/ @% K; d, v
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Are You Really Sure?8 ?% w/ _5 x3 D1 w0 A
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"% s/ y( ^+ s7 ^7 u6 G
0 @ F% i! R5 j. g6 P; G0 xIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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& c' y$ t4 U5 N) v% @* uOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."4 @* p2 d8 h0 [2 R: Q' m; U
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Blonde Sky Divers
6 |+ t: M; h% h, cA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.- w2 ~7 C) H5 h; l& i. `( ]# `6 |1 C
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.: P% e+ X! c' A# o$ q; B) k
5 A) N$ }5 ?) h! D# CShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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9 L% P) _6 R+ g/ D' k- l4 y8 ~The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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