Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
$ h% u3 K/ v+ c: Y  H5 D) rOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

+ ]3 x. i+ d' [The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

3 F6 N5 Z) U5 l+ S# N" H8 U% lThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

! s& Y! G( d. {, w' JThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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3 U1 k# \( J; |+ U8 X: h7 RThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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" x2 G2 n0 C2 pRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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& f7 N' e1 N  x. y* l$ q' y% PTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

0 \1 m5 F1 `4 {8 B; k) AI Want to Buy That
, q# Z9 U2 r- L4 t9 w( p* F* @' D5 PA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

( J6 K! u: t+ O; c% p+ CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

' T! T# m- G( Z6 v1 O- _To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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! D% I) p2 i) w% x" q: a- J: o; ~7 oThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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( J4 V2 a5 Q) L9 i% s: _Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

  w& @( Y! q: }* ~7 mIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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, m* i2 ~! Y+ n$ _* \The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
5 q6 e% j$ ~1 R) E4 i/ k  VA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

- i, p' }: h1 z4 j/ N: ~4 G; a5 s1 x6 lThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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; K1 G. X/ m# _6 [$ o. t) X) B5 HShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

, n$ t" l! K. O0 V& n  KThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

1 s, |  L! |+ T; j( B[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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