Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
; o* F) q1 F/ j) V2 Z- H5 h* aOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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* s& H* ]+ V: P! {Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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- \$ d) ~( B( V/ F7 @" [6 aThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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6 T+ g, b! W; I6 B* b: u1 vLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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! L$ d2 Y& \2 K+ Q7 ]8 b4 t+ j6 WThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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5 e5 }2 w) v' L: p/ K6 dTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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- V3 t0 W+ E% W# W2 ETo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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' O7 t0 O' b- m4 dI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

" {8 R: b* A' e' m# tThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

6 M$ j9 I8 ]- yFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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7 N0 F1 z: O( \6 z# MSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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. n% K  k! z4 H# [$ I" nTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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8 E$ d4 s  V+ u5 |The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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2 v! T/ u1 o1 @4 iOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

3 E* A2 m& K: L4 @) g7 EThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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; Q, c; {1 C( c5 J( qBlonde Sky Divers
1 I% Y: m$ u. z# j( bA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

( Y0 L: u1 x2 x- |She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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; E: |# h& ~  u- Y$ W6 E# `The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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, ?5 Z* T' x/ l[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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