Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

$ O& c4 ]8 h% M& `( X. g. O" qThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

; ^& t$ r2 ^" G' {1 r5 Q: xFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

6 X8 I! l7 _% P& v! H; mThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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) f* k4 [, r9 t! T0 Q- UThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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/ _8 P. R  Q, p; D" z0 bRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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* F0 D) p8 ~) E3 zThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

& s- h6 ~6 ]+ j3 m4 Q1 sTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

; v; c0 i- {$ Y( Z  f/ ?I Want to Buy That
* H! x( Q- u! `9 EA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

) }7 t  E" B( p/ Z# E8 F7 B; u1 xThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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% ], }6 f6 B4 j4 GThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

7 t7 e- C6 d/ \The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

+ H3 e" G  j" w0 H4 w; fBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

+ N9 i1 G& D- R- H9 W. t2 Y( FThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

& E, I5 C8 `$ \6 a. \0 J* U$ sShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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