Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

6 n8 {8 z; A' s' j& Y* }; YThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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) g* H$ }+ N& UFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

( g8 S; [: c0 s, F6 q, \This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

# [) ]8 U, Q9 d3 f- G! |7 AThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

- N6 k- l# c% F# k1 gLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

7 {8 Q- p/ F) t0 @The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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6 [2 N8 G- P1 q+ c7 A$ KTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

. k( \- h3 e- y. e- B  ]+ qThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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0 ^- h# K: P6 PTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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9 g6 Q8 T2 N( bA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

, U; c9 |1 K0 }The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

+ T# ^$ P/ D& x; o8 c' FFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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4 ~! N1 v, N! {* `) X4 `To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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4 e1 O3 h, C$ q3 `3 J, j- XThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

( N. |6 Q# @, o( t1 t2 e; HThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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, I5 M: y/ X0 _4 d% uAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

9 M4 M0 r7 H2 ]7 d: dIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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/ @6 e% Z9 S- S. E4 V  aThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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) X) S, }) x" ?The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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