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Blonde Car Accident
9 d# z7 P0 o; i; a+ g& j' mOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.- p" o, Y; x- K
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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) \8 c: r6 }; W) w! UHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.( |3 p o' z Q* s+ J- T
0 u- R, @% q6 m1 R8 \Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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7 x/ j' |0 A% G8 }& d ~The blonde started laughing.# G' H3 _9 D) `' }5 k3 _
9 l( N/ D5 D q/ y9 `- Y5 CThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.9 Q5 t0 B: e9 c5 y! j
; g, b% z3 d0 i0 c m4 qThis time the blonde laughed even harder.' h1 E* P* g2 A
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.) E& O3 p6 L& J1 q0 L
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.# M# Q- l$ J) k$ u) ^3 X) j! p: ]
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"( }7 E4 W3 o( Q( O/ |
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Rowing Your Boat
- X1 M" G; P9 n$ q. z* zTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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4 r+ x% y0 D0 D0 o3 fThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."" g" _: G; R+ f, N$ p
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I Want to Buy That* P; c2 y4 W# l# J" x: m. e, k
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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, `. ]* g ~2 T p1 Y2 g+ Y7 ~Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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- ]4 r1 f+ K1 s( QSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.. _/ f8 ~! L7 {! W: c; j
; h: ~6 `5 R, ^( n4 F$ x! ~" o+ lTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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# Z5 g5 h8 c) d; L+ c5 d2 P- \" J) l0 xThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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# |( {6 L7 P, K% hThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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, l# Q! }: U8 E! W/ ^Are You Really Sure?5 U$ E; G. P H, H I- Y: H4 ~
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"2 d. c- @! j# S2 t! u
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."0 B" n% j/ {3 b; x
$ X6 _+ m. `- I- \; j+ A5 e6 T* `Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"1 i& ]4 u$ ~0 L7 D3 u3 p8 V0 C
0 a8 ?$ j, K7 t; F0 y! C( FThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."7 Z" y$ g$ Q5 x2 D. P" _
1 U, B- |9 j% ~, Q; J( SBlonde Sky Divers- f c" r; F/ m; o& {: N; Y! Q
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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: ]$ J+ n6 g; Q/ }3 E+ `1 c. O( KThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.+ U j6 \! B% u& Y
8 K8 e, ^, E! b$ [" FShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"# }3 |$ N7 t$ w
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