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5 Y. v6 r. v& G8 WAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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) K) Y% j6 D! y5 t% X 'I should be in charge,' said the brain,2 N0 ~+ A5 Q1 _" }4 A# H% [ ~# S
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'6 P$ W0 m9 t, w$ L" Y
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
$ f$ e! ^* b1 B& ^4 n0 S8 v; }'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
- }& \; v# x1 H3 f 'I should be in charge,' said the legs,- D6 p7 @: e" l& `5 O
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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/ j# i+ v$ q) }" j3 U7 g 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: B! j$ a3 K* Y' Y5 x: m! d'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'0 A( J' K$ W* m% ^8 |# w% y
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
8 ?7 K L0 q% U, Q7 P! ]'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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2 A0 x" M1 [' w5 MAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum6 }+ O, `3 Z' {4 K% [* h
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
c V' }& X% T1 e9 j+ ?/ ~Within a few days,; n* X0 |7 ^/ ]: {' G+ g3 B
the brain had a terrible headache,# ]8 O" k: Z* p
the stomach
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got wobbly,
' ~& U* A- o$ \% ?+ C. Vthe eyes
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and the
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r7 K4 R) _3 |2 Twas toxic.
?: \) o7 K; j9 n# E M, QThey all decided that the# }! z8 A2 k; j- }8 S; O
rectum should be the boss.& H5 Z2 g, [3 f W) j& {: Z( P
The Moral of the story?( v8 f0 \/ c) U4 c
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!3 S( j8 Z3 S m; l

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