The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

; V2 E# J2 ~' m- \' y8 vAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
0 T5 F8 H. A' D$ h  {2 n6 itrying to decide who was the one in charge.
( V7 M/ r! p. A1 v# l# D* m  Z  c'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
7 S" v+ v. _1 p- k; ?'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



5 ]+ W" v4 I% y1 c9 \- m'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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7 J% E! M; o; ~: T8 h! [9 n$ F8 ?'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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  Q' B1 }' m3 {- Q. Q) EAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
  D' }$ i- ~* @* e# lWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
# r+ U3 p& x" z' ]the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
2 Z, F# H1 z$ H* K( jgot watery,
4 v  G/ u5 ^- Z, P# y! uand the
0 b# [( A- R4 Q" Y& ~2 F4 [. ublood
was toxic.
. ^$ y' y: U) W) M* q/ \* o) zThey all decided that the
# t' K. Y+ O/ g+ lrectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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Sunnyman

Haha!
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% M8 o, v1 |! ~$ c' nWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.