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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,% T: P( s& Q2 M. U. x: C. Q3 }( v5 o
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the' s  `9 n- \1 k+ d
stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
1 X" T/ Y( a" g3 \' ~. d5 l; e7 S9 r'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'' o6 O6 Z$ U! \/ v+ [+ t' K
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
; U/ m9 `1 d# H# @$ Z'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
1 Y. _. C! S/ M; B% s& ['Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
# _5 @( E" I9 |9 z. h) Vand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
! b4 u0 P( ?% q0 K; {6 v# Tthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,3 [1 v' }& M) a1 r& n; G: m8 M" [: ~8 ?
the
legs
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got wobbly,! Q& B3 Q  F0 d
the
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got watery,
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blood  ~6 n/ N1 l" X) e/ I; [) q
was toxic.
+ A! @$ m0 [8 Y( ~: d8 vThey all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.
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The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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/ N! c2 |; Z0 u$ D* I[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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' H  _- b; b& K" ^- }" k6 G2 M: PWhere you got this so funning story!
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