The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
' d$ I$ ~6 v. ]1 C4 o8 Y. u'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
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7 j( N5 T. n7 p( O'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
! p' B3 V1 @9 x'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
  ^) U, R+ j# [- j  F- z'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ a% q( u" _2 U" K+ B: Y4 N4 i'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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" _0 q) T3 m7 i# Y2 m5 CAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
- ^+ Q- ?. F9 ^* tWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
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+ B2 Y6 P1 N* Z' J. xThe Moral of the story?
3 f, j) z* m2 Y- G# j6 s/ O- R: B/ bThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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4 ^# R+ T- ]# z! h0 r[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
2 D1 ^; ~" h; J; F/ O3 J6 eI like it.