The Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
" b$ l* A+ U, \, W/ r3 q& |'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
0 |4 c) k& t/ Z1 ?6 L) x4 N'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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( N! s6 q! j! u3 b9 Y'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



6 D0 n; `4 W& |9 I1 c* L  v'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
/ }9 t% e1 A* }- u4 p: P8 y'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
/ p+ q) H, |5 W; ^'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
5 G3 j3 y- J7 {, s# q& g& @'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
; M0 H# N5 y5 w. f# Z! r! `and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
( a$ }* L, o( i+ I2 r5 v) Y! Othe stomach
  U5 z9 ^& `$ S- Xwas bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
$ L" ~& w9 i* x4 ^# u8 \3 h, y) trectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

6 F% V* n7 h! w/ i' N+ zWhere you got this so funning story!
0 `) W6 K% [& V+ w& s5 yI like it.