The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
6 F5 A- Y, ?5 Q# J* N/ J! j9 Qtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
! ?1 a2 K3 q/ m/ N'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
9 E; a% v2 r& K0 K'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
1 X" T/ Y( a" g3 \' ~. d5 l; e7 S9 r'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
; U/ m9 `1 d# H# @$ Z'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
4 N, }3 y- N% L/ Z, H8 G'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
1 Y. _. C! S/ M; B% s& ['Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
# _5 @( E" I9 |9 z. h) Vand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
! b4 u0 P( ?% q0 K; {6 v# Tthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
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the eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
+ A! @$ m0 [8 Y( ~: d8 vThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
; V3 U4 l# m; aThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!




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/ N! c2 |; Z0 u$ D* I[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

' H  _- b; b& K" ^- }" k6 G2 M: PWhere you got this so funning story!
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