The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

5 Y. v6 r. v& G8 WAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
4 H0 `3 l. D; Y( k2 v9 h& E$ u& ]; d) atrying to decide who was the one in charge.
) K) Y% j6 D! y5 t% X'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
$ f$ e! ^* b1 B& ^4 n0 S8 v; }'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
- }& \; v# x1 H3 f'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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/ j# i+ v$ q) }" j3 U7 g'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: B! j$ a3 K* Y' Y5 x: m! d'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
8 ?7 K  L0 q% U, Q7 P! ]'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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2 A0 x" M1 [' w5 MAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
  c  V' }& X% T1 e9 j+ ?/ ~Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
% ]: F" @. `( i% D5 `was bloated,
' q5 ~! f) Z$ H. x( _the legs
got wobbly,
' ~& U* A- o$ \% ?+ C. Vthe eyes
' a# h# }) u4 @/ C" \, Xgot watery,
and the
, C9 k( n* m$ lblood
  r7 K4 R) _3 |2 Twas toxic.
  ?: \) o7 K; j9 n# E  M, QThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.