The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
5 C3 b% a7 P8 m2 o'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
( @6 l  @# @% u; d  P" m8 ]* _'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

3 }8 ^! q0 j; N; n2 Q'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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4 R; m# X- e. p( w& w. s$ L'I should be in charge,' said the
; _. n/ w! x' f/ g! jstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
# q3 i1 S7 ~( Y( l2 g3 M7 K7 a+ `'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
6 K% U6 z; Q1 F: s'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
! f) {2 ^$ O9 M$ G, s5 ]5 F'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
1 |2 A" J! K' Y" G. nWithin a few days,
9 B7 _* Y% O$ {9 I& gthe brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
4 L. k0 @  w: Jwas toxic.
, N9 C  F( W4 B/ l8 VThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
* M. V' R$ p9 |9 z& VThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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' f0 G) f( h- R[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
" ~7 ^& ?7 R# y, O5 c- eI like it.