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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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& i4 V/ A) G/ |9 W& iAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,4 A) o6 p4 M* ]" g4 _& M
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
# n1 z5 J: B0 v% b5 @) V'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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- b" i# s6 Q. I'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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* |! e- @1 J, S'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the4 t0 _/ x8 m0 w" u" s+ C# I
stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
% K' v1 Z, y' X'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ ^+ J7 J! l) D( \3 ?9 P; E, o4 x3 A'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
( J+ z: r, S& a; ]'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
9 b2 [) e! C$ o% v4 N. i7 Y  Band insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,# ^* V: f/ @, F! j; _9 j
the brain had a terrible headache,

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stomach& w) b0 J4 f2 K% w+ i8 k- S
was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,
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eyes
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got watery,
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blood
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was toxic.
! X  J  E$ J7 ^They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss." X$ }7 J# M5 B7 [' D5 F% J# C
The Moral of the story?
/ t8 @4 i; M: u+ f. v& oThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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2 r) i$ L4 E3 O2 ^) LWhere you got this so funning story!: j9 H2 F- u/ L( C8 h
I like it.
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