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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,- b+ x& U, W7 |1 p* C: @7 e% f
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
( @6 l  @# @% u; d  P" m8 ]* _'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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3 }8 ^! q0 j; N; n2 Q'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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4 R; m# X- e. p( w& w. s$ L'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,5 M9 a8 C& O  B9 }1 b9 Z
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'( Q7 D. F0 p& }& H5 a9 f
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,5 x! P& }* ^2 m# x% Y  c% u3 w6 K
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum4 }, L/ q1 u) ^: z8 R- {5 Q
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

1 |2 A" J! K' Y" G. nWithin a few days,
9 B7 _* Y% O$ {9 I& gthe brain had a terrible headache,

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stomach: d3 C7 x% h! d9 q; H
was bloated,& B( D% H" U) p3 }* Z
the
legs
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got wobbly,) `+ m: f! |, x2 f* B. T0 D
the
eyes! A5 i! A! s6 q0 z7 a
got watery,3 [( ?* s7 l* i; o- U( m2 d% a
and the
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blood
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was toxic.
, N9 C  F( W4 B/ l8 VThey all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.7 n" L  {3 ^+ R' {: ]% L
The Moral of the story?
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' f0 G) f( h- R[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!5 G) u" e. e- M" O
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Where you got this so funning story!
" ~7 ^& ?7 R# y, O5 c- eI like it.
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