The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

& i4 V/ A) G/ |9 W& iAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
# n1 z5 J: B0 v% b5 @) V'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

- b" i# s6 Q. I'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
* |! e- @1 J, S'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
. H3 l, O2 Y* l0 F'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
% K' v1 Z, y' X'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
+ ^+ J7 J! l) D( \3 ?9 P; E, o4 x3 A'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
; i' y3 U$ b( Y3 R'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
( J+ z: r, S& a; ]'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
9 b2 [) e! C$ o% v4 N. i7 Y  Band insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
, K, B2 i5 W6 a, Y" Y5 m+ g5 s$ l6 uthe legs
6 C: x& F9 H$ w; ?9 H$ ]got wobbly,
% p/ b6 @, C1 {, Lthe eyes
  ?% P8 j9 e2 s- Y0 ^8 a& ngot watery,
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blood
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! X  J  E$ J7 ^They all decided that the
8 M7 N- S6 m. b7 Vrectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
/ t8 @4 i; M: u+ f. v& oThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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2 r) i$ L4 E3 O2 ^) LWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.