The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

6 ~0 p) s8 H2 L9 W# u+ wAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
0 r: B, m' G4 qtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
7 W+ J* I* E7 P- w! f+ C( q'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
. X# L$ `1 j& P# U'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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. L$ ?3 E$ [1 n% O1 x  w/ z$ T'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
7 F* _: i& {2 O# N& x'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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; g: M$ O& @, G+ E'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

0 B5 V0 }  W( W3 F5 Z- E. I9 z5 p5 ]'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
. N, D% i! Z3 o& Q; J9 R, Q/ e, }7 @'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
3 S! ]4 ^1 D+ @+ h7 k0 ]1 a'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
8 b( Z0 p3 }9 C, ?" O- J# @- V'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

0 ^: U2 U$ q. e- ]0 Y0 dAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
( _' B! d! L1 \1 i6 T% h3 Pand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
! O, e" r2 s+ x# k3 w+ A3 Dthe stomach
2 n$ |  y. x2 r; p# U; @( `was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
2 o  b6 ^2 K1 H1 S' {$ }got watery,
and the
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1 w* \* q; J0 M5 H& \! qwas toxic.
They all decided that the
; S& K* X1 J3 s: T$ `rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

" U1 m0 @& O* f% F- OWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.