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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,' q$ j8 T* S  K  e0 L
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
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( N! s6 q! j! u3 b9 Y'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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6 D0 n; `4 W& |9 I1 c* L  v'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,7 S) W& N% l# _2 I
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,1 ^0 w4 N) K0 l1 t$ f
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,2 s9 ^1 w0 e* v7 n0 W, w
the brain had a terrible headache,

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stomach
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was bloated,) w6 O# e' `: S) W) w4 r' d1 z  I/ P
the
legs
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got wobbly,1 Z" u- e- V6 j, s
the
eyes
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got watery,
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blood  ?9 ~' n6 l2 H
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They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.( X' l% P( A/ t# N
The Moral of the story?, `- b1 f3 u+ \- i# F
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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6 F% V* n7 h! w/ i' N+ zWhere you got this so funning story!
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