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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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2 n9 ^3 J8 b! v$ n, ^A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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' m% z3 f$ ~$ A8 y0 v$ FThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'- n1 {5 \ w9 t8 q3 m" q6 Y S. o5 l- z0 ^
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'7 }" {+ M# d& T: U& n
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'! `0 o, J4 h" D; s) b% m8 v
0 Q0 l0 e8 r2 _+ ~0 w7 b2 S3 D& RHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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: A Q0 _0 h* @( [5 D8 y' T+ uPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'- D( w7 F5 E; j8 C, J) [
9 N& \9 w p0 m9 _# z" xThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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