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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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% f5 o! Q5 w( w- c9 w1 k& o! A8 X9 ]2 xThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'6 E* ?1 n1 w+ |* ?1 W7 ]* k
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'' h4 c5 `/ G- N& C }8 Y' }8 ]$ X: w0 R
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'$ r3 `: t p- L- u4 |2 Z' z9 Z
0 [ F. M$ O# n! G4 CShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'9 `7 g! n( w$ n# s- i5 z" ?% x2 N1 e
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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