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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!') N7 O: i+ d2 \' u: i( u7 c
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'1 W& Q; c9 _; {
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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: E* g" p; e# Q; QThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'3 k+ Y5 \! F/ {' @ @7 E. z6 T
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'* M/ d3 l5 `; ^* P0 }8 u& Z+ r
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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