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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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2 B& C, V2 b' R/ N+ UA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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0 H6 o$ Y6 |5 |7 m+ Z8 t7 ?" f6 XThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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7 U4 T0 R9 _- \The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'1 ^, V# d) b) @& I! w
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'0 t- D9 T6 W+ o$ L" j
1 i1 V. ~$ I _( s: L# XThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !' _1 F. q: z# u( U2 m
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'5 c! g6 O( {: p; i/ \% b
. X/ o! s O1 g6 }He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'2 R8 U( m; M* ~6 e! e1 T
) Y/ x9 a+ U6 ^6 c1 t9 a0 S- }She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'3 |. l$ t6 F, D# ^* G
' E+ j/ @# c- e* v5 GPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?') Q# _: @# _5 d
" D" T8 j! u2 o _# ~$ I% L6 cThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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