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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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, a. Y+ G0 k7 C3 O& z$ P7 sA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'. j B2 v" L7 I+ M4 H
) i. s" f2 @+ zThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'1 b: t; m& I( ^7 j1 V" I, a# J* O- f/ Q
$ \6 W6 {& A- I# b. ~4 S1 lThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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( f' h" R7 {- e9 LThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.', U) J% F4 e! u+ E2 L8 R' q6 z
8 t- B B, P. k. MThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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- @: _! v( b: }: E" C4 V% k/ iThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'0 W1 Z; J) q' W$ b4 F
$ h9 f0 |% U- |' \He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'' w, _' z: w r+ C% I4 l
7 F w C {' F: g' m7 VShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'" o2 _- {0 Y: b! S" V/ R
. _. y, a g$ _9 b, ? q8 M i2 @Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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6 n) B% {9 _" `8 W: b/ E: \The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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