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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'( N6 g. M1 l" a' T3 s
; M$ b4 I5 q3 e) d' ^' F; U4 n7 JThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'" K8 Z% n6 a$ {: E5 ^. C& I1 V" g
% n7 |8 ~! w3 _* g1 z& PThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'0 D1 _0 j/ r2 @( d- ^
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'0 G+ V; [) S$ u' F' g
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'1 S6 a3 k. U% f8 S+ F
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'3 P; S* d! j% D/ w
; e, E+ S) o2 k1 Q9 ~' OShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'7 E1 P# H2 C4 _. U7 B
: z6 X- G8 F9 q; e) @/ wThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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