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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. $ `' J9 S j' ^
; I/ H- ~$ ]( u: _3 PA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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: i. [/ o, j3 k; N1 G) SThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'4 w3 F) f" j3 P! o
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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; y5 ~- [6 B+ H, Q' E* k1 Y0 dThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'! ^( M! |. ?8 m# Y; ]; m/ M! a
" E) ]' F0 n) ]" N- ^That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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9 T' g2 p* N* UHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'. @, Q9 m: C6 ?1 x; N2 H0 b- p
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'/ Z. }. V0 t7 O! O
: w; W2 k: N+ ^6 JPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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3 m- z0 ^! Y2 V6 t8 y1 lThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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