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% Q+ N8 ^+ |/ ]! X7 I, u) Q5 m# CA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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5 p6 F1 D$ X p X% l7 KThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'; b: r9 ^2 x. T# ^9 G( `
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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' K; v' p6 \$ E0 aThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'6 z2 f1 p' m/ }! f# Y! u
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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8 w6 z2 C7 v6 I) K$ \' t* VShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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' z+ {5 X* z5 l9 ~5 \Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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