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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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+ `4 u g% Q% f+ OA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'; Y9 {. s' |% ^. ~& x& T6 g
9 V7 s0 M+ F2 L/ {The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'! _9 m; { ` _2 }9 q5 S- k x! B
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !') {8 L: G5 Z5 m/ h
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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5 l- ]; ~* _/ Z! L# mThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'4 d! x7 H8 K$ g5 f( r0 K. j1 {
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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5 ^/ `1 \0 ]/ OShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'6 G1 d$ L. ?+ V& N( F
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'4 ]; C2 r- v |+ c, @/ J
% {" o, h3 H5 M+ I/ s L+ ]" HThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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