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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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6 p( T, Y; S. oA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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5 B) \2 ]4 _0 r. w# O; x+ m% m1 aThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'$ e9 T$ @; s0 {/ c& |( d6 e
; z( i0 E( l1 L3 v0 k6 ?The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'2 Y& }9 J" w: x5 G! `
9 m0 k _# H5 vThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'' N) c5 C: z$ O% w, A- \
( G5 t( f6 y% \8 dThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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4 ]8 b/ Z1 s2 PThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'$ ]- T8 \" \+ P/ |
' c0 D8 L, @9 s/ t0 z4 T* wHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'* o3 x( _, s6 w+ V, h% S
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'5 O# L' w, }6 v8 ~" G# R
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'8 q3 a/ }" b O
. p" K, w5 b* N$ N3 a9 gThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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