Never Say to a Cop:

OliveOil

NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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7 p  n0 P- n2 s" p, M: X1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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! A6 K7 y" B$ N& W$ n4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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; H, t. w( k0 F) B5 G! M% Z  n5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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% ~) v5 e9 h$ L2 \( A3 C/ z6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

  j7 l4 U  k" x9 @, A4 K10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

: D5 h, K7 O) _- w! p$ M( }11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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8 M& e; C9 e2 ]4 w) Z1 B" ]12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"