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NEVER SAY TO A COP: + `6 G. v- s! X& J
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 9 |1 B9 ^3 a* }
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3 t8 u2 C% g n% R8 N
# w0 b: q4 q' F) Y3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4 A6 j$ G1 n' v* H8 X/ {
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! . [' T8 a: B$ L. Q: E
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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4 T. l8 m& Q( B$ o) M6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? - _$ y* _3 t7 ~9 S
" Q/ ^6 V! E; Z, Y8. I pay your salary!
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( g& H3 u3 j2 L9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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