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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 6 m, e: C+ K% I3 o5 F
7 E! r: w2 f0 q; @1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 0 t* A4 y1 m5 {! H. |
1 T2 l; d. Z0 P1 A. w3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? . t- ^- C, U* \8 }: i+ |
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! $ t7 R/ x9 [' E
! G- A1 Y8 j1 x) _1 \5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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* C: e9 B6 F( o% l2 F1 c7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! 3 y' L2 a z+ M: ~4 `- D ~1 h: I
8 k4 K1 u7 `. |8 `# B9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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