Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

9 l2 f" l' z  `( ^. B4 E2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

! Q: f! {: I4 s' D8 H- B; E1 u4 g: G5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

, C( M, p0 P+ J4 f7 L& w11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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  ~" }; ?3 t2 P% W- e; R1 D/ v+ w12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"