Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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+ f% ^0 n) W+ A; N, ?0 N- [1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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- I* a% D, l- j& x( h7 y6 G2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

; x" g4 e  ]: E( t( h: K! w% `4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?

, E+ A7 X2 i# R8 s" w& I# G6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

  J+ w6 W8 m9 s( }8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

1 Q  P% S) B9 l: ~- r0 a4 O% v10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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3 b3 ?$ {" K5 m. J. {: a11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

' P" H( w0 Y1 Y7 l3 r( d* p12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"