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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 6 A2 S/ w2 Z$ e5 o& P! @# m, s: p3 l
9 l2 f" l' z `( ^. B4 E2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 9 ?) F( q" x" c2 T$ u& |& d7 Y
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5 q* ?0 s) s& t/ [4 M O# q
! Q: f! {: I4 s' D8 H- B; E1 u4 g: G5. Are You Andy or Barney? * T( v5 }4 ?$ v9 N! P, G; L, F1 F
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! 8 x# I1 M9 x3 U( Q* O
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 2 H- G. t9 `7 E- S
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. + y; I9 E& S4 S, M; J& y
, C( M, p0 P+ J4 f7 L& w11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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~" }; ?3 t2 P% W- e; R1 D/ v+ w12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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