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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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; ~$ `- `. f" o- F. j1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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' Y6 O1 j! y2 Q! F2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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* @7 ^& H! A. l1 k1 N, K3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? $ G: r5 {. u9 o9 P, X
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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; A+ j& `4 y% N. A5. Are You Andy or Barney? 4 y. z9 c N3 s% J
: y5 K. A* ^% \7 ?: Y6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 2 W& g; ?1 C5 E2 _5 a
\) I, _# T# ~7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ) L+ r: r: c7 D% w9 J- D
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 5 q+ Y' z$ ?4 t D
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ! u5 @) V+ m2 `2 N
+ W0 o$ g0 k/ ~2 t12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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