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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
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0 t n+ i7 a: s" E& Z7 YThen send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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% M5 f* u. V2 D# P* N. kLeave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. " T6 [$ Q, F/ q4 ~# [* Q
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If they are counting the bricks. 3 V+ G* N. f4 R* e/ V; S
Put them in the accounts department. 1 K4 d; ~$ ]$ H" P u
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If they are recounting them.. * k, I, e: @1 d1 B) N
Put them in auditing.
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If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
& R3 R; | F; U2 D3 i fPut them in engineering. - V3 u2 l( i) j: G. v% N
& U5 E: r! m- z2 J! lIf they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
M3 \- c3 J/ x0 y1 tPut them in planning. # A- K+ l/ M3 |7 O" t
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
6 r: g. B/ \" r3 i/ X; LPut them in operations.
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. `1 X7 J2 s- D$ ?; f/ [ ~- QIf they are sleeping.
t) `" ~# h0 Z3 n" N* UPut them in security.
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9 R' x0 B" {( E% \4 yIf they have broken the bricks into pieces.
) ]& o7 I' t% s) NPut them in information technology. 7 I; C0 r7 ^: w
1 J8 }! P9 q7 ` cIf they are sitting idle. {+ c$ F5 I) n. {# H1 u1 _7 S
Put them in human resources.
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If they say they have tried different combinations, yet 4 H Q! G8 c- u1 s$ H! n$ ^
not a brick has been moved.
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If they have already left for the day.
) E8 m |6 P2 I( p2 [7 I0 mPut them in marketing.
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If they are staring out of the window. 0 T! O& P$ Q/ K2 k! K7 K# q
Put them on strategic planning. $ R3 b$ k, @- T4 Q- O# f& y
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And then last but not least.
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9 K) o4 I/ E4 c6 B: f4 tCongratulate them and put them in top management |
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