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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. & U) W) l* D i2 S3 j! _! _
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Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. 8 e0 h) y, o' j! c& ?: U
% W/ E# i$ U) W/ O9 \: J% lLeave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. 1 y1 x4 p' J2 B1 I8 F- u6 f
w2 q; m& ~: ^' n, i3 S7 aIf they are counting the bricks. 2 I# a6 X. O F+ i4 @0 V) L
Put them in the accounts department. $ H R" S4 o9 i
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If they are recounting them..
; F- J, [7 k$ b4 _4 }6 HPut them in auditing.
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' Z2 }+ ^4 S* d4 Z. A5 u" m; RIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. 8 Z D# H# Y3 J% o4 q
Put them in engineering. 7 a! F. M9 `+ u& _8 t8 _# q
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. . \* u& p/ A+ B0 x& k0 K3 e1 ~
Put them in planning. 3 R) F. L! \, V! w
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other. 5 w$ v& W1 h/ m- {- l% n2 L
Put them in operations.
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8 D3 d C4 M8 J3 S) VIf they are sleeping. : W* g. [1 d* L
Put them in security. - ?& o, e5 o- N6 z( `
- o: m) `9 C2 J1 H0 |9 VIf they have broken the bricks into pieces.
" N( e* U0 A4 E% zPut them in information technology.
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If they are sitting idle. : b: G9 V2 B" U; F" P
Put them in human resources. ( P6 a; j' d# f- r) h$ R; y
+ M [6 f6 l# D i* z, Y& yIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet
( M# X$ F, ?) e' X- Inot a brick has been moved.
1 _, Y1 o0 f( n0 G; N( L/ D4 k: kPut them in sales.
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$ [* Y. h' m) TIf they have already left for the day. $ Q- q( ~6 ^: m
Put them in marketing.
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If they are staring out of the window.
- H7 c! L4 u, H7 N% L1 kPut them on strategic planning.
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! h0 T! w! }4 }4 HAnd then last but not least. l+ _/ q, `: |6 t( r4 J
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
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! t9 W4 { ^0 U& T S" ~Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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