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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who?
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿 ! i' _1 X# g" v9 N

6 x$ D( X, N* F! K) Q' E" |  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你? : M! o; u% f# z; P0 w! k
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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( B2 n2 F- \% e5 n" i# @  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 2 Q# ~# N4 o3 P  M/ G4 Q
together up ! . Z" Y3 I; S5 D# F/ @
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 2 `6 Q1 R& z  |( y: W2 }. f
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 7 w2 n  h$ d  {$ I2 \# g* _) r
nothing to say,go home!!
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4 x5 N9 m4 |. A6 R  有事起奏,无事退朝 1 x( ^/ I5 _3 E7 N$ o

6 i5 W' y! G) {3 F7 G  p& m* }  6.you me you me
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  彼此彼此
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) |( _8 j' z  H* j  x  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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  你给我站住!
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0 s; J8 O3 I5 h- R$ P% [  8.know is know noknow is noknow " A, O: f, w& K# V) V! u
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  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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9 T4 C/ X* A! l- N  9.WATCH SISTER
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! 8 I9 ?7 i& c5 p0 T% w
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 3 o2 r2 q- P3 G* ?& U3 v
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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) _% |6 E' ^" g  美中不足
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; X1 Q: S% h) v4 k3 Q4 b  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open 2 @8 u# N) F8 w
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  心花怒放 . p& `0 j: B3 k* F  }2 X4 H

) h' y' `: x: b' K  ?  14.go past no mistake past
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% ^( p8 q$ g* i# R& ?  走过路过,不要错过 + l  U6 B: J: w3 ?% r- B! S

, d$ n' Q9 e/ {. \  15.小明:I am sorry!
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7 v( X! Q- v/ C  老外:I am sorry too! ! `. {' I" I$ c. l, z; W

" [4 T" f) z! J# q8 t# \1 w  小明:I am sorry three!
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$ d) \) q) b) `0 L' [1 T  老外:What are you sorry for?
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$ f7 ^# w( R3 Z( I/ D: O  小明:I am sorry five!
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. M  [" E- L8 F0 v  e5 l! d  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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- I5 z! ~$ ~8 _& }# J* |9 Q. W  要钱没有,要命一条 & G5 h. L8 R! {3 {' k& i3 |! J; J1 p  Q9 ~
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. ; }$ {9 O. [3 r, ~1 C
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  我叫李老大,今年25。 & z8 m7 H3 b+ u9 k0 a

2 X% M  f( e$ `/ G9 N  18.you have two down son。
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  你有两下子。
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  19.as far as you go to die ; I7 K  u  f; b1 {0 [, Y
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  有多远,死多远!!!!   v8 f* B0 {3 j4 H% a

4 b1 c6 I$ O2 N: `. ^& o  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn 4 q/ a9 r" o: ^, d# R- B1 p
my face. % m$ k0 \. H  H- Z/ R5 n( V

! T3 G% l# |6 S' s. s/ A给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~
. |5 C8 e1 p2 H- ?8 W我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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