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A typical macho man married a typical good-looking blonde lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: / L$ m4 v* o* Y( B8 v
, p4 K5 K D F& }"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"$ G) ?) P4 I3 p
6 |5 x; `5 a" Q+ p, w% l- QHis new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not." |
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