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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

0 {% ~" p7 B6 \/ V4 ?George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
. \4 M+ d5 Z. a1 ACondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
4 c' @' b( n7 KGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
% @0 N% Q: k5 q+ Y6 _% W# f1 ^0 bCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
- |  c* y( ~/ iGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
( J0 o4 f0 V) P. S+ d" @, ~& f2 dGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
! e- Z; l+ r: GGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
, }- U5 N% o9 G! ]# Z% Z3 hGeorge: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
  k4 h/ n# k3 s+ J) n2 w- R( mGeorge: The Chinaman!
0 @/ R/ `9 q( Z. t, f5 S4 yCondi: Hu is leading China.
, D. |' j- Z" S3 h. pGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
* _' S$ l* U6 A4 Q5 U% WCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
( G% c. J1 E" V. g0 \George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
* o, r, d, L( t- bGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 F5 ?7 j2 K0 n7 KGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
6 \, X7 f- I/ c; T' CCondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
. f* H5 q/ f0 Y5 W, u" m, |/ ZCondi: Yes, sir.
3 ?7 q8 Y# k4 `2 f, G" f+ UGeorge: Yassir is in China?
/ K. R8 ]/ G4 Q/ cCondi: No, sir.
2 l. U% U! b! _' jGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
) T5 {& L$ ~: t8 m1 `; O- Y1 nGeorge: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
' F* C0 z+ \! M. G  v+ XGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
9 s$ m: v5 a( m( [6 C0 v$ HCondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
* ~: ?0 A4 \$ ^& Y3 R4 `George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
5 M! @, i7 I& H: t7 @, aCondi: Yes, sir.
+ x6 H3 B- @" t. w& D" r+ t" EGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
4 {6 x7 W+ i9 f1 }2 _3 TCondi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
/ `1 y. f8 s- b3 J! uCondi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
6 |; e7 k7 U. h5 b+ }George: Will you stay out of China?!
2 U3 p! y8 _; V& G9 ZCondi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
: o5 H* b7 d4 f4 ~0 \& C; X7 YGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
4 ?8 q- n& o$ o2 tCondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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