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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 9 U& e- a2 f9 N8 _
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 1 M$ M* H. Z" t6 i: E* y9 S2 O
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 9 T8 `4 x( I! @6 y5 f9 T
George: Great. Lay it on me. % K0 }! `" Y8 P; Q9 y0 V0 e2 c" N
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ) H4 o0 b, [4 B8 ~; E7 F, y* g5 C
George: That's what I want to know.
: \6 T1 H2 T2 l. A' p' E1 s% BCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
5 ]& y4 u4 P; c# ?* G2 SGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? & e; Y. @, d8 v/ H; J
Condi: Yes. # B+ B: o- V7 {, H; q: f- O
George: I mean the fellow's name.
2 Y3 X( I Z' u/ _/ [/ MCondi: Hu.
) r, s! G' B B b$ j* T3 E0 NGeorge: The guy in China.
$ o5 V, |9 d/ z/ U) ZCondi: Hu. & R- P+ h/ G! B3 s- S% |
George: The new leader of China. $ r. i. O! i' y$ o
Condi: Hu.
" v/ _1 V- R: S% A$ Z; I% S5 g9 xGeorge: The Chinaman! 5 B' i$ i! R* |* v1 i; `
Condi: Hu is leading China.
+ v( K3 r3 z8 y. N2 w8 z( xGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 8 K5 K g/ s! V( b
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ( m$ O4 V- o1 x+ T; c
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 5 j/ Z0 a; D# h2 ~7 h
Condi: That's the man's name.
7 d) w& F1 q# z0 w+ DGeorge: That's who's name?
7 f; A. F! U& C; pCondi: Yes.
# e. n' F' H/ \: |2 V; KGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
; ~. Y$ ~# D8 l' U4 V7 u8 wCondi: Yes, sir. 2 m8 r9 O- N! h4 Z2 G8 y A
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 3 M8 e* K9 ?6 M+ s; A0 Q$ g) [
Condi: That's correct. $ ^8 \3 ^) p4 e1 l, G5 W3 h/ m
George: Then who is in China? * g! W3 O, J: Y( ]9 ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
% m. p3 ~* U, {6 \" Y% Y, tGeorge: Yassir is in China?
' G* z r& d: |6 H- [9 XCondi: No, sir.
' ? S8 ~7 q. R+ UGeorge: Then who is? 4 r9 I1 |/ X# m" Z1 @/ F1 M
Condi: Yes, sir. & ^& I1 e- y1 i. q) G* b) p
George: Yassir?
$ i# q2 ^- h' G$ g: ~. z- ?Condi: No, sir.
3 h# b4 Z$ k( x2 N$ M; ]George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. % x4 l+ G/ D" D+ J- c8 P& M) r# Z: P5 k
Condi: Kofi? # } f+ A1 I* M5 b$ Y, y
George: No, thanks.
- P1 v& {! n' uCondi: You want Kofi?
, @1 ]' ?- y" o& ^4 z+ K/ |George: No.
! W0 w% x$ u7 |/ [' J. ^Condi: You don't want Kofi. " n, Y' m6 J) C, }
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 3 N$ b( |' j- y
Condi: Yes, sir.
' Q0 N4 N( u% P- q& C8 `George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 4 N% l+ {7 e2 x, n+ |
Condi: Kofi?
I/ B- T0 i% ^# i) D7 w) jGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
) j1 X5 L" ^1 D2 v# Z2 xCondi: And call who? & y8 r0 T. g. q5 D: A
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
6 k. i/ b: c# i' wCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
+ c- e/ I$ ]7 B# `8 \George: Will you stay out of China?! 6 g& A- r4 d* N5 m* Q
Condi: Yes, sir.
* y! p9 D' S& |& A8 E4 jGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. * d! ]( y1 z3 y: z: _& C
Condi: Kofi. 1 Q7 t( o! s E( d0 {/ M* }
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
! ]8 e9 M1 ?* X(Condi picks up the phone.)
% ^: {! ?: y9 b& m$ Z4 C: K" }' UCondi: Rice, here.
9 S- ~, c( x& W( x) M, TGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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