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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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) Q1 f" X$ P, X- ]7 K1 ?" T, ^4 } @; jGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 2 R j& S- g/ G
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 9 m1 B2 h( p$ q3 b3 g
George: Great. Lay it on me. " N- g' A4 s d- u5 f
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
; W2 {8 M, b2 F9 b) O. N- Y- B' hGeorge: That's what I want to know. : o# }5 @- Z# a* m9 I1 `% Q/ e7 I
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
" v1 ] j: p( hGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ( s3 b. n& Y: D' N2 @' G7 h0 Y
Condi: Yes.
2 R$ s9 |& `6 d; l$ t8 w9 Q0 |George: I mean the fellow's name. ! d; |/ b4 ?/ T% B8 }4 m p/ M) F+ {1 `
Condi: Hu.
$ h" U& q9 ?% OGeorge: The guy in China.
# @9 `& c) E' }* R8 QCondi: Hu. 2 s& ^. m8 D2 \0 d- T) f
George: The new leader of China.
: ?( z( K6 b+ ~' c" y# ]Condi: Hu. 3 D! D% G, x$ n: k4 `& m
George: The Chinaman! + s6 G0 o* P& ]4 o9 Y1 b2 l
Condi: Hu is leading China. ) G! k7 @; r# n* c) i. T: e
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ' y# ]( w" u) {- ]9 a4 z( q
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ' c; L7 p) p5 M: A2 T% w
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ; H2 Q3 I3 t2 m: H( G1 }$ ^" X* Y
Condi: That's the man's name.
' _- W3 e3 p9 n/ s' U' w/ HGeorge: That's who's name? : S6 c& Y/ {# m
Condi: Yes. 9 P. A1 ]1 O2 Q6 S% E" u. D
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? / [$ ]$ t9 W; @* u: I3 O
Condi: Yes, sir. 4 E1 u" ` K/ M/ ?# {. o' i
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
" p! U& \ h0 u; @3 F) NCondi: That's correct. 2 }& n0 I, m, @& H4 x
George: Then who is in China?
# Z, R) d8 q$ o' g% X6 B6 ?/ mCondi: Yes, sir. 3 Q2 a; H$ j# ^* k# D
George: Yassir is in China? ! ]/ U/ b. t, W0 q* A2 |4 d4 f
Condi: No, sir.
* ~0 ?5 K3 x) ^8 h& ]( T" SGeorge: Then who is?
" c) e: x4 U) `) q) ]& E% yCondi: Yes, sir. + n+ N4 G l% O' Y
George: Yassir? 0 N0 K" `8 r$ ~2 o, j& p3 Q6 g
Condi: No, sir. % s0 U' v( P, p2 n
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
) a' G. m5 l/ }Condi: Kofi?
$ p9 {+ v* u. z6 c6 JGeorge: No, thanks.
" a3 x& [' n- G) LCondi: You want Kofi?
% q5 r5 ~- J7 h! y& bGeorge: No. 1 Q# G7 J9 ?1 U
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
; L! g) h( w b( YGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 7 m8 i7 l6 P' J7 H( U$ u2 i* O1 {
Condi: Yes, sir. 7 z( j. v8 A8 r; d8 f0 ]
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
$ w# w$ X0 f% q7 S! s0 p; O* hCondi: Kofi?
, h. j+ |+ O1 _9 E& I C2 FGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
! D1 U, x1 }+ l/ [+ ]7 C) Q1 @* bCondi: And call who?
8 m! o' Y! k+ y5 x7 ^George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
# l( {# j$ i' K" l( k- uCondi: Hu is the guy in China. 4 m# `3 g& J3 ?. Y8 d
George: Will you stay out of China?!
3 Q& f( Z6 u1 y* q3 F$ T! X5 t" hCondi: Yes, sir. . P3 y( \. K% U9 D: R
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ! C. W$ o2 \+ @6 u
Condi: Kofi. ; t$ A% R" m) ]6 J/ N% J& N
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. & _& \0 o5 @- {* B% ^
(Condi picks up the phone.)
+ b( H& N9 |" j2 q) Q$ F: ICondi: Rice, here. 2 H- |" y1 y0 H. X- h; Z7 ]
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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