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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
0 A8 {) x& y1 a! C4 B9 B% ?9 lGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
' X/ T2 f! [" o1 W3 R5 \Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
& w! m" p( M0 |George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
" E0 J( [% S. R( q. x; ^( r% @Condi: Yes.
, }2 A) A, |7 f, j7 ~George: I mean the fellow's name.
8 {% L8 z' f: X' f8 fCondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
+ V- ^, ~( Y' NCondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
' ?6 x3 {) q' o  V. w# dGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
4 c% X7 {% Y+ |( {+ Q& ACondi: That's the man's name.
+ A2 ~$ A6 a1 ], ?1 X7 ^) l8 J( yGeorge: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
2 I* f& f" M4 N; F0 dGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
( _3 c/ [" ?6 c  FCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
0 L1 ]; E+ o! k  @( D8 pGeorge: Then who is in China?
9 ~. O% \6 Y! Z! t& ~2 i+ `* w# MCondi: Yes, sir.
) F9 A; w; g. q+ jGeorge: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
3 c- k: A% N" b7 wCondi: Kofi?
' c* l+ Y- m4 W2 Z  O, G4 s( A2 f' PGeorge: No, thanks.
0 {: g* Z; F# R1 G' vCondi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
1 W5 c" k' E$ q4 y* b2 UCondi: You don't want Kofi.
5 I0 Y6 \+ x0 D- `% QGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ o. S: ~0 Z, G( V# T* z: MGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
+ C. `# P/ d% y7 c2 u, m' T) VCondi: Kofi?
2 \# V- t3 Q* g4 fGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
+ m: O' C* `* a4 hCondi: And call who?
% }3 P5 b; F- ]5 _8 hGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
/ |: ^# y1 p- G1 D' JGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
6 r7 G6 N' z+ i, n% j) cCondi: Yes, sir.
$ v/ a# A( S/ u+ d! v- H9 l" C9 w1 OGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
/ g2 q* u' X3 H  @' {  C' ICondi: Rice, here.
1 k5 s6 {" ]/ k7 e: x1 JGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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