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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
* W$ j, |7 @" u: T; RCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
' f* D  ?& A7 M1 zGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
. M+ H; S. e- t- Q6 fCondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
/ x# C4 `8 L# `& Y/ S6 J6 RGeorge: The new leader of China.
/ V* J8 |  T0 T1 v+ |7 W4 V) NCondi: Hu.
9 b0 D/ L! M* B4 DGeorge: The Chinaman!
% a+ X' S3 R  C* r5 v, V- cCondi: Hu is leading China.
. g; t  T! F! Q5 ]George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
7 J! Z6 |) P) o1 W3 Z0 T! t( X, M' pCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
; G# r* H' \3 e4 sGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
3 U; t1 x4 g& m$ l- U% `Condi: Yes.
- F! T1 Q7 {4 ]7 A+ d" s- ~George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
. e" ]2 k. W$ VGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
7 g" ~2 U1 Y2 Q1 u9 iCondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
- [* V% W: }$ I! u' t2 zCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
# c) ^/ I; _$ m4 PGeorge: Then who is?
, \. Z/ |3 g" F! s! j. J& y) LCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
, K, m! a; x+ J- R6 [) D7 MGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
% w& H1 y7 h5 J: g% k1 q$ H3 oCondi: Kofi?
" \2 h3 v$ c7 @# c% M  G' cGeorge: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
2 k- ~( r9 C- N4 w3 K2 nCondi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
1 l6 t* R' u4 c; j( n8 h4 ICondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
% n8 @! I( b, m: @9 C! g% l8 R) qGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
. A% E3 m# [& TGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
4 P! t6 k0 b8 c/ UCondi: Yes, sir.
! q0 t" N/ l6 H9 V# r% @+ d  tGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
1 x' e0 s" m2 @8 l! mCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
8 F) a, J. Y+ Q1 g2 d(Condi picks up the phone.)
) V, r8 t; g& H: o' a  SCondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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