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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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: P O3 d. l0 j1 l' cGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? " l$ l1 p& [2 c! m" Z* Z* e& X1 U
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. : w1 x" Q" A/ [. u2 m5 Y- P
George: Great. Lay it on me. 0 j) E0 Y4 y2 J! |1 M. H. d
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 4 N+ E, i2 ~: K. l/ `' }
George: That's what I want to know. . w+ w% U* A* E5 k
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
; l- Q4 _; c6 j7 s( G/ J% K1 qGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
) _+ G# s. ?# N, p, UCondi: Yes. $ j; |. i/ v/ H6 F
George: I mean the fellow's name. ( U/ G( ^# U$ ?; g4 G
Condi: Hu.
# O( h/ c. [2 l4 ~George: The guy in China. 2 s e7 P8 O+ p B6 J. M2 h, G
Condi: Hu. / w; C' v9 O; {; h
George: The new leader of China. 6 C9 Z* {8 K' p- r- \! f
Condi: Hu. " M% S4 t6 m& ~7 M( _' q
George: The Chinaman! * t' U* ^7 E1 R0 l0 i' s, F3 s
Condi: Hu is leading China. ! A5 B& @8 Q8 ], z" d" A9 U
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 4 t6 T, _5 |' Y; O9 S) `; R6 G
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
1 w" d/ R5 y2 F9 HGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? . t: g9 Q, k- \, G3 [
Condi: That's the man's name.
- o: u+ A2 d. H, LGeorge: That's who's name? ; F I' @4 A% w. {+ |& k/ F
Condi: Yes.
8 H/ Y9 a+ [3 n, `, z- {George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
* ~, C( i0 P6 ?Condi: Yes, sir.
7 c/ X' n$ C- ?, C, M( \& ~George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
G4 w1 I% G8 |% y c8 ACondi: That's correct.
$ \- }( r+ ~- [- J- o' `+ ~& yGeorge: Then who is in China? 2 ]/ @1 N6 o; S) ~0 L H
Condi: Yes, sir.
& U( i( s1 e3 cGeorge: Yassir is in China?
# k/ I$ ?% i/ nCondi: No, sir.
& l F, s& G8 M( X: [9 N" T, C" MGeorge: Then who is?
6 P6 U) f- u2 e' h+ Y" VCondi: Yes, sir. 4 }6 j9 j0 V. N0 ^9 G
George: Yassir? : e; @1 q/ }( Z: V* I4 l& \
Condi: No, sir.
0 i' m0 U- ] F7 H) UGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. - J" Q8 l( g% C8 i6 N/ @ Z
Condi: Kofi? O* B, J) L( F% X; V
George: No, thanks.
5 y2 H4 y6 V7 }2 @& gCondi: You want Kofi? , `, w6 w- x& h3 m8 Q& Q
George: No. ( ?, n0 L% Q* q, d" @& A
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
8 p( Z% Y3 S3 H/ sGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. , N4 v& z. a+ Y: F
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 K- g5 U; D: s- P2 `! r F
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ) Q* p8 k6 @1 G; X C& J
Condi: Kofi?
1 b, P k* y* m0 Q* }George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
& s) m2 c& h" S2 V# P! JCondi: And call who? + a3 o, b1 k% W7 B3 N- b" Z
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 9 v0 J8 j& f9 k4 r0 B/ B: I/ b8 ?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
' x/ H& ~7 I$ }* A" KGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
$ x, D6 J0 Q4 P4 n/ [Condi: Yes, sir.
6 a$ S5 ~, D. d {% i1 B% [, aGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
4 ?. t, B0 M& B& R, N% Y' }Condi: Kofi. : O7 l7 M* p; g' y. T$ u
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 6 |( X: Y, v& p# Z: q1 H
(Condi picks up the phone.) # {" t" a! o! L) O3 H$ C
Condi: Rice, here. ; V% B+ U2 I1 a) X5 n$ y# R
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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