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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
1 G. q+ V: l, O2 tCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. . I! K; ~# U. A- l- D6 R9 [9 [
George: Great. Lay it on me.
3 r& m0 l4 S5 l; o4 OCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
+ k E( L U7 T& ?6 iGeorge: That's what I want to know.
& t! g& \' V* `9 s; u' p5 J4 PCondi: That's what I'm telling you. , ?4 q" v$ M m9 z( ~- W
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? $ G0 W7 U9 c1 L7 _% b% ]
Condi: Yes.
! h/ \* B N3 V# f& MGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. 9 i5 ?; t1 Q% d5 a8 i% d
Condi: Hu.
$ ]+ C9 }4 s( p: y, ^; V9 R( H& SGeorge: The guy in China.
: b' }" s7 j7 L5 l4 |# M, ?Condi: Hu.
1 C7 A" c& ^9 ?* k2 e" \0 o. N9 A, n9 _George: The new leader of China.
, G" S# T/ @1 e. k5 D; WCondi: Hu. C# m* x1 A9 ~- B5 ]/ x' A
George: The Chinaman!
) g9 R; U* h* J2 RCondi: Hu is leading China. # ?% M/ r8 {, T0 o3 L+ }9 }
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
+ ]" p, x1 }; b+ V0 P$ eCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
* g5 A9 U. q: v/ I6 |George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
: D. p: v2 H$ }1 M5 e4 O. ]# aCondi: That's the man's name.
' Z: F; o3 d& P/ x9 V8 DGeorge: That's who's name? & p0 C, n/ p& r. F; ^0 D
Condi: Yes.
. |% l4 W6 ~. I) d8 kGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ! `, [" x' Y# r
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 B; F5 L0 L4 N' B$ u
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
& h. M8 k3 i9 VCondi: That's correct. 9 I+ v+ p7 s$ M' y: J+ D' o' U
George: Then who is in China? 2 M/ {" [, R+ U$ o- n3 M
Condi: Yes, sir.
; ]; n; V0 @9 G9 `' O1 _, p+ z& I; Y; ^George: Yassir is in China? ' _8 I+ h |$ G* I8 r( R$ b+ g1 ] N
Condi: No, sir.
% r0 V) R8 o7 l: p! g$ Z. xGeorge: Then who is?
+ F3 h0 a6 f2 \3 ^% ]- c: ACondi: Yes, sir.
/ k1 b/ E' k7 J8 r4 M; d, IGeorge: Yassir?
& a# F4 q$ k; Y8 BCondi: No, sir.
% L2 v" f& l/ y I. a }. \ p# LGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. # X8 v' Q+ L' H0 c
Condi: Kofi? " m, N+ M$ }' k- x
George: No, thanks. + ]$ `) k9 E. T- K0 d1 w) r
Condi: You want Kofi?
9 Y0 c) F2 c7 D kGeorge: No. ( b( P3 d8 o! l. O6 [/ u4 \
Condi: You don't want Kofi. - u/ n% f1 i M- ^! _- }' `6 u
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 6 i- [4 G; H5 x
Condi: Yes, sir. ( K" m- W9 y4 M V6 u$ i. Z& [
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
3 A7 e1 v! b, o, g3 ICondi: Kofi? 3 {. i" y' [* m5 O
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 6 k/ n: Z3 {- z0 ?$ |" x
Condi: And call who? ) \2 [4 B. p* b. y6 h( E7 ^
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
0 q- b4 x- D" J$ d3 z* S0 Z H7 _Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
- n) [( K1 U& ]! V7 ?6 vGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 2 E9 u% ?, h, R* r+ m5 |
Condi: Yes, sir.
- Q+ N# l( t+ j9 Y: E4 J6 xGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ' j$ j! s% B4 v3 {' _
Condi: Kofi.
: g- }. z% _8 h4 a, I2 b0 RGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. & z) l( r' f5 J) d
(Condi picks up the phone.)
( W5 b h+ c$ ~; UCondi: Rice, here.
4 Z' s' k5 l7 e8 AGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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