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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 0 f9 d1 O5 F! j5 @: k) ~: S/ j
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 4 x4 d- ~2 Y3 F9 Q5 P& m
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
. X, R( j6 v; p2 O( j u7 @5 UGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. * C. y. S& T; r& d6 i: X1 y
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
5 V/ v6 v, [' JGeorge: That's what I want to know. % a, Z1 j( p, F6 r; B5 G( I0 `
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. * _9 q; \- |6 ~/ b
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 8 y8 S3 E. T2 s% N4 t
Condi: Yes.
7 T- O) m2 l* pGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
, r" A! V, o$ @7 r# P. {. ?Condi: Hu.
G4 D: N' h6 lGeorge: The guy in China. / ~( G. Y: V% q: p, {
Condi: Hu.
8 d. J1 f" p& SGeorge: The new leader of China. 6 i' f4 c7 M3 t9 [. O& l8 H
Condi: Hu.
* _ ^' f6 n7 G, H1 j) Z. VGeorge: The Chinaman! 9 S2 H0 }$ U! D* C" s! ~
Condi: Hu is leading China. 8 [- \9 F; M; C- A4 ~4 ^
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
; o4 j. b4 M0 D, cCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ' C4 R( l8 l Y9 C, ~
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Z! J, h* L. Z. ?2 KCondi: That's the man's name. 0 b% j) m# ?2 Y4 K# s
George: That's who's name? 2 X- O0 o a/ N" a. c2 c r
Condi: Yes. 1 J8 C# r4 J0 {6 n! l& i
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
, g, [" L% k" r t4 k4 PCondi: Yes, sir.
/ p8 O3 O1 ]" X3 SGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
. o2 N. ?: a2 t" M/ d0 u' ~; aCondi: That's correct.
- Q5 v% A5 n2 [% Q0 e9 F3 rGeorge: Then who is in China? 0 y+ C- \/ Y/ V/ E& I" u
Condi: Yes, sir. + {9 V# j1 h2 p$ l4 ~2 Y" E4 }
George: Yassir is in China?
) s& n4 r4 h5 @# ]$ XCondi: No, sir. 5 l% w( n$ D) |! y0 n( U
George: Then who is? - ] l3 a5 T& h/ _3 d7 S8 q, ~
Condi: Yes, sir.
4 G7 K' l2 r% W2 S+ JGeorge: Yassir? 3 `5 y5 ^2 F6 w7 [5 w0 ]
Condi: No, sir. 1 Y8 K+ ~& ~3 y& ^
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. * Y3 H. ]! s0 d! l. s! a* L# c4 N
Condi: Kofi?
9 b8 q" V4 b, j* A5 ZGeorge: No, thanks. 2 _/ V& z; f$ @
Condi: You want Kofi?
& Y3 ]4 z3 _% J2 S2 h. cGeorge: No. ' B1 n' F2 \+ ]' m; ^( k
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
3 l# B, T; A& SGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. a- W' e) X: `0 s! T
Condi: Yes, sir. $ Q& j! s: u5 ]$ Y" w
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
9 |; _. ~& f P/ G$ g8 mCondi: Kofi? 3 J% B- o& L: n, b* o+ k9 j4 p7 c
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
, J0 T; Z6 j' ]- a2 X, g& }Condi: And call who? 3 u7 Y; I3 h* U n
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ) d- h0 @- D, e7 h
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
- Q" ]% h: V1 h! v8 H0 r8 y' _George: Will you stay out of China?!
- A1 M+ `/ X/ g7 E: hCondi: Yes, sir. 5 Y, I; l) ]. ?; F7 f6 l3 o
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
( ?/ t) v$ p8 ] ~Condi: Kofi.
1 q: c- {8 `1 K3 r: k6 P$ N# JGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
1 [* Y' k- j" L" F' I8 Z; C' c(Condi picks up the phone.)
" k2 W0 q) G5 }Condi: Rice, here. # X8 V8 h2 V( h1 @2 q% a* h
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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