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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
+ B2 O* P, k" U2 z2 O2 LGeorge: That's what I want to know.
. x( O1 \9 u. c4 {) |( pCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
/ ~: i: N  @1 ]! IGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
# o) M- N& }8 y& C  K5 w$ BCondi: Yes.
( I) T& k0 H1 n4 JGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
, C3 K( e3 b, o! t; [  N- FCondi: Hu.
( ~, J, k, b, iGeorge: The guy in China.
" T; c- U$ M6 k: d4 wCondi: Hu.
2 ]# @2 k& R1 Y: ]: RGeorge: The new leader of China.
; N; B  P  F1 L; d. f& S1 fCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
, W! T: u5 N( QCondi: Hu is leading China.
9 i# H- c& Q0 W$ h4 @; iGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
/ }! g. J' Y# uCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
" R* ~1 D+ y' w% U- [3 VGeorge: That's who's name?
8 z8 l5 v3 F* F  w$ YCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
# G6 b! _* H! mGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
+ R# |' \1 L. E, r6 CGeorge: Then who is in China?
& i: l: g4 i* B4 {Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
' J- ^+ }; s  z  q8 X, p' cCondi: No, sir.
% l2 b9 o' ^9 H. v( OGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
* P. L6 T0 \5 Y$ h. Z  Y3 q) Y: @George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
, g7 |1 L. H4 m3 B. R- L* \+ Y! DGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
* `( d% A- y, m, ^# l) LGeorge: No.
" [% V/ G! ^8 O3 `Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
" E; [! w3 `7 V# A, m! ]  bCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
8 \3 e8 d# o3 {# K8 \7 fCondi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
5 e" c, u$ W6 Q" b( y) C+ ]& z! M3 eCondi: And call who?
8 D3 T9 _) C$ }; F2 Y- b# [George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
) M) t3 P2 d- e5 n0 D) D4 AGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
; x) t6 V( Y2 x6 d4 g" mCondi: Yes, sir.
" k9 X. Y- `! L* t* RGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
. ?# \' V; i: O% [: XCondi: Kofi.
3 d3 r* R. ^8 n3 L3 e: UGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
* p/ }( O. p4 y# P) Z; ?George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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