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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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. d" e4 h9 {$ r" s; A! a- \Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. & v" e. K+ P) ^( \6 G
: z, N$ L: p& x6 u0 R6 P! YToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. l; K7 u; @4 A5 [. t9 a
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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$ n6 i C6 a' M- o% O- g% PIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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3 w. I+ f% K, H# KA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ( y$ v' v0 A. U6 N. H) N& e
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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