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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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1 n2 n& K" v/ x/ L0 WWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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7 Q) A. E* x& L5 e' t; ~Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. . O& u: R9 X6 w
& r; k0 R+ g0 hToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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1 ]0 N, P& ~6 o2 ?3 BIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 6 e4 e4 `+ k2 Z8 d9 Y
[* E) m8 I% E* B5 K# `* I( QOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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. A" S/ a0 J% X0 JA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. , p& V! \7 N1 f' Z7 m o, P
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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