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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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0 X! ^7 C" B* { bWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. . a, A* _% v# K4 [3 x
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. & d O/ P V! A7 }9 q
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. " J" |/ Y( ~/ D4 h3 M
% D9 z6 y8 S9 V7 f9 EOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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* @+ v1 L# U9 V' V. u: WA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. , |1 a, X" l0 C& D* h; C
& M: z2 [! }' v6 \3 g" }Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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