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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 1 |% v% n+ E0 B. ?, m0 ]) k4 I! S G+ h
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 4 e3 K$ i- Q5 z3 l
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. & _! I6 L1 Z% e: {& I: J
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ; g$ j2 K9 Q. |# ^# T, O o
" g+ E- i7 ?+ [( s3 fMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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