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 Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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 Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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 Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 5 G% \4 {3 V* ^$ h+ m3 H
 
 ! ?7 c) z& B( Z5 D/ MWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 8 U& }3 d" E8 \& N0 d5 K9 R
 
 : l4 `1 I1 \; V3 D; ~If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. , D$ o) f9 I0 {) c/ ^: N% t# A
 
 8 |: ~6 @6 l, b# nOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. , [9 z6 u) T0 s. H0 o
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 A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 6 z6 G) W/ O  }; p5 Q' `
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 Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
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