 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 Wisdom from Grandpa...
3 X# ^' V5 ~: d/ ?
' f0 k' Z8 B' `) v/ m2 U# e$ z' E( O
9 z1 j% }4 f4 L# C, ]# m3 @Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
; }! y; K) H( V5 |7 F
8 ]4 h, v! }5 o; kTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. . P, o! B9 n$ n% i$ O
. K6 n9 z# K J d, p# cToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 5 O; q$ q, n" R; u" Z4 E# ^& O
$ }& a0 [* l' sWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
. H) {: U4 k6 W3 T/ d3 s" z) p9 d1 i! P! U q
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 4 x+ y# j* X6 E3 a2 k' ?
, Z6 T ? P& |+ q s0 P: t# H
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. # N& Z- C+ @7 ?' |% {/ g
, H0 D" c8 q2 p. d/ d1 n+ NA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
* T, h3 U8 i" ~# L8 u( d! B2 G* g0 p* q( j1 ^+ u
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
|