Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
  Q, E3 f& F3 g- N) J8 S1 m0 j! nA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
6 P! f; V5 \, F4 S( p     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

% C$ P. c! ]% ?* x+ \Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
/ c4 ], C9 U4 O# b0 BA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

, U- n; y# {) Y5 [, qQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
& O+ q$ `+ H- o! ^0 uA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

2 c, c6 ?+ T  R& g4 yQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
: I+ z) G8 |  t, ~0 I8 I& Y' CA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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