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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
" N1 u& f% w3 C. s7 \1 G, T3 t0 @A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.2 ^: [5 ~$ V9 ^( V9 O" Z
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
: b' ~' B! q1 T0 ^5 OA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
* k# g2 {# y0 x4 k' g( }" FA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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, b# ]$ D% j' D! y1 |; p7 [Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?+ `) k- d v/ g
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
9 A' J2 l8 t; N! I) lA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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: y- L w% @/ V6 M- k4 i. UQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
7 b8 k" [ ~1 v+ X) v' gA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.6 b% |! L$ e- T5 R; j# {/ y1 s
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
) b+ i& Y; k- ]/ { g7 ^! Q, WA: Their foreheads.
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: {0 i6 d% m- w8 bQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
5 a5 o, w5 }% G0 z: e- \/ uA: "I remember these." |
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