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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?+ Z: n- m# `( g0 d; U9 a
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
# ~8 e4 N1 z; ] When you are done you will have a place to live.; f9 A: J( v5 o: t
4 ?% }5 E! ~3 B( }Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?' U k' A: q9 F1 q
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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* o, r' l6 ?" T. OQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
# A! X5 V- B9 D5 HA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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# s5 G# W" ~" S. d# A# S- ~: z, ?Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
+ r6 a) V4 a ~6 p+ Y0 XA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.4 a) }2 e* A- R
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
, y3 u: q: E0 i' k$ j& f0 zA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.* Y* @' A$ s- m! U( B
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?7 {% e. J9 G( ]' t: k
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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* G* M& R2 {7 d$ c C3 o. T$ y. ~Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
7 _5 I, O- y; O* n3 \A: Their foreheads.5 n1 f( X0 {& X9 C7 _( t1 d
/ t( `- [2 W% c# M, GQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
/ m7 A9 S L, d* C! VA: "I remember these." |
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