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发表于 2008-7-9 11:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?5 }7 M! q  R7 {6 l+ N
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.0 Y% i/ W& q/ O) U% O3 ~& N* T1 s
     When you are done you will have a place to live.: o# [& l" j  m/ I
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 B) H- d3 w( u3 ~# S$ f0 B; HA: Tell him you're pregnant.) c, t8 k0 m. o1 w3 m
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?' X: ~: x: y  ]  B; r" Y$ i
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?$ X8 c* N4 D. C# K( L+ ~
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car." W) ]& ^$ l( p$ f

6 V" g6 R( w' _3 n6 jQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?4 k# Z8 r' u. u
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.9 m1 Y# `0 b  U6 p1 o3 i

" W0 [: s  C2 I7 S8 N# a8 d$ Y* CQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
1 E8 u0 J" \3 w# T! g7 a$ g* N4 {A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?- R  q4 I2 e  h( M
A: Their foreheads.! g2 S# e6 G1 h1 {  S! H9 h

/ `0 K1 g$ s. B2 O( VQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?4 K' j6 W4 |& g" `, M0 K
A: "I remember these."
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发表于 2008-7-9 11:30 | 显示全部楼层
That's exactly what I am now.
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发表于 2008-7-16 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
interesting stuff. Ding
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发表于 2008-7-16 19:00 | 显示全部楼层
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