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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?0 _# \8 d- [) I* O* j5 J' M X" V
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.0 W1 Z/ d, M6 j/ J" d- Q0 m% K& l( i0 o
When you are done you will have a place to live.. D4 l6 K M- x1 S
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
/ T5 a) e; k% T- _( lA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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( {* e' s9 x! { kQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
% j$ e9 @3 K0 U1 c0 Q" }A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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" [( a" ^4 b* SQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?9 _% v) W' @5 P J
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
6 R9 S0 F8 Y VA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.6 u v& M. c$ m3 K2 m
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?6 y3 j; j/ r$ M0 ^7 X. F5 U
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.: e$ X8 `% x0 x6 k
8 s A4 R* L0 s, Z. a; R& V a5 h! SQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?' Q7 i8 L1 \! L
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?. E- f$ ^, c/ M' i( E. I
A: "I remember these." |
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