Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
2 N8 t- L% k$ V8 O6 G     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
- v( l8 O2 Q: P3 w3 ?A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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3 ^# t5 _; O. n4 b3 R$ s0 PQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

9 X1 [8 v/ X/ y1 k: h& jQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
8 S4 b9 X) \- nA: Their foreheads.
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9 n* [' z5 d# u- W1 ~Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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