Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
( L$ J% ~) U- v5 w( I! {A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
: d, g+ Q1 R1 |3 p1 n! G# J$ aA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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  c' w3 D# o2 X& i" ~- }' v! oQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
; k$ ~, Q' H0 ]: |A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
/ I7 w9 @" k1 y6 F" K& k/ V1 cA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

, u' i) C( N. V2 O+ V' ~Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
" s6 P& D4 ^( q0 }A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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