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发表于 2008-7-9 11:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
  Q, E3 f& F3 g- N) J8 S1 m0 j! nA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
6 P! f; V5 \, F4 S( p     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?4 V- T' D6 P' J7 h0 O' E
A: Tell him you're pregnant." W6 g7 s( A0 C) @( [% H5 a) [

% C$ P. c! ]% ?* x+ \Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?  O7 X5 s, q2 O8 \5 R6 w; _
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
/ c4 ], C9 U4 O# b0 BA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.8 h4 r9 S) m% X6 p' }( G5 `
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?7 a9 q4 i+ c' l4 w3 D$ u
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.6 v# _2 G1 P3 l

, U- n; y# {) Y5 [, qQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
& O+ q$ `+ H- o! ^0 uA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?6 d; R9 E" w- F
A: Their foreheads.; i9 J# m, B4 E6 M7 i

2 c, c6 ?+ T  R& g4 yQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
: I+ z) G8 |  t, ~0 I8 I& Y' CA: "I remember these."
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发表于 2008-7-9 11:30 | 显示全部楼层
That's exactly what I am now. - `# [7 @  U% d1 d0 {% v
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发表于 2008-7-16 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
interesting stuff. Ding
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发表于 2008-7-16 19:00 | 显示全部楼层
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