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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?5 h& F1 e- [) ?( K! @5 p: e
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.# M% W. z3 _0 ]# \5 K" A
When you are done you will have a place to live.) C0 i u/ ]( ~
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?! d. ?: p( U6 h% m( I- s2 |
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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6 e: }# I: f9 B# @Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
+ r. b, V6 X3 X' L' O% e5 @- vA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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/ Y: Y% Y ^$ Y' Q X5 o$ X1 m) lQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?* b: p% y& E& w" j1 ~( u9 {+ M0 X7 P
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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6 }0 {. @1 d9 P" b. SQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
4 m3 P* ]3 \' u% |) Y: X0 f' G% @A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
" \. G a3 v. r/ z8 o0 T" EA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.; W0 r# N. E: W6 w6 X- i
$ H9 q" x" ~3 s4 w; }Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?* a0 `: |! \' r( Q" F; R& O' X! B
A: Their foreheads., C, G, ~* E d9 g/ P
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?/ E$ t6 i; v$ j. |& r' t
A: "I remember these." |
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