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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?/ \& Y& ~$ s! x. [0 ?. S$ \& I
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
9 L& H* `6 d, f, u: L! @: ] When you are done you will have a place to live.
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% p" y. U L( AQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?4 f9 v, U2 T. L( D) p
A: Tell him you're pregnant.7 {. ?' D) D& X, J' O8 ^3 }5 _
# [& y( j7 W' tQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?+ w- J( g9 ^( W4 y& A
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.6 d9 [; n$ v- Y. f! d+ G" ~2 \1 A! G) a
8 m# h) \5 L2 u+ W; WQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?9 D/ O" K( J( Y: n3 s& i4 w q
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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! P+ Y( F* [" b% R- ^ M7 {Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
x6 Q: |0 e0 Q* ]( VA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?3 u( [3 y; @8 @
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.' d. H g% V7 R1 I
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?% Q2 \7 u o0 B3 e3 l5 \% }- |/ t. O
A: Their foreheads.' A% Y7 y; s' \6 p( @" Q/ W
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
0 Y1 b, i( Z% q8 F4 O0 x8 HA: "I remember these." |
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