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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
& R# l" T8 ^7 k* J# s% V6 o6 C! u# yA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
% w/ i3 N0 _: a: a1 v& E( B When you are done you will have a place to live.9 B7 d" C: x0 }9 F9 l c+ H
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?# h n4 d; G7 `( E9 I: b# S9 n
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?' _* t0 U* m7 o! L T8 L D$ ]
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.% v$ V! J+ ^7 t) y2 J' S
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?1 N7 B, _- l" W% z2 ?, F) h( J Z
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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1 e' V9 z2 _. b! T5 u* q$ AQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?3 {. q2 k- ^) I) p8 _
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.) g7 A6 y/ f9 I- z8 c# d
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?" L5 e/ m# o, F! }4 v
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.( \- e, i8 r- u9 e+ S# D
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?" ]. q) m% q. |! i" {+ `0 n
A: Their foreheads.2 ^- m3 P+ V9 u A3 B2 ]0 N6 @
4 R! p+ v+ J& Z0 LQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
U" c& b- W0 o/ c0 [/ AA: "I remember these." |
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