埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3972|回复: 4

Fifty plus

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-9 11:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?! j+ G+ i$ f% `* B" ^
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.; l5 N% `# @) }1 `: k0 G- f
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
) ~- `- t: a* G' I& G' r" t6 O
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
( L$ J% ~) U- v5 w( I! {A: Tell him you're pregnant.
% Z2 ?0 J* q4 d6 k* j/ l8 `& U) |% j% i2 R
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
: d, g+ Q1 R1 |3 p1 n! G# J$ aA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
7 ^8 [' o$ Z$ c' |
  c' w3 D# o2 X& i" ~- }' v! oQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
; k$ ~, Q' H0 ]: |A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.0 ~: c5 Z  S, v9 [& R& o( v% _$ v. r8 F
, o9 i; `% v! G/ i8 ^, K
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
/ I7 w9 @" k1 y6 F" K& k/ V1 cA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.- ~5 w6 y8 R& F

, u' i) C( N. V2 O+ V' ~Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?) X: J3 H+ b9 Y/ r# x6 r
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.! B1 p. w! m6 N+ f+ ^' ^& ^
& ^1 |- Y5 ?+ D+ O) ?+ v/ Q
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
" s6 P& D4 ^( q0 }A: Their foreheads.
! i  \' |8 S$ N% L' V/ \' O/ H/ o' ]
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?( k/ U* F0 \1 F0 D# H1 B
A: "I remember these."
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-9 11:30 | 显示全部楼层
That's exactly what I am now.
2 R( B6 V; C1 k8 o/ `
鲜花(122) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-16 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
interesting stuff. Ding
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-16 19:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-6-13 16:41 , Processed in 0.152250 second(s), 16 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表