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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.* c' p$ [( A! T" h. P6 }
% j9 y( O7 y, t4 a( v. F$ T* ?( ^(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.6 ]8 B* m$ W: M2 r0 [
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(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. % {. f `& \$ l( S
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% h& w# c; U, y% A6 c+ X5 `+ K(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)1 M* {& _5 g7 h+ i4 J& A/ k
' H- B. R% c) o, x6 Z5 o6 u5 n(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. * J# c' p5 c. g8 m% Z
" [! R, g+ S, k" ~1 f7 n& V8 F(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').8 D* P* w+ V4 p6 A" O+ P6 z* U
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!9 s0 s0 i. [( E) D- E$ r* K" d& {
& W* A( `9 L! n- ~. Q' P5 l6 k(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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