埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4211|回复: 2

Nine words women use

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-10 04:42 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
(1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
/ n' ~/ |8 a5 |5 L: C: Q5 c: R$ R( r# H* w
(2) Five Minutes:    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.9 h, @1 S2 ?2 o  C4 v+ X
8 U& `! y9 d2 N7 ]( `4 h( w# s( _
(3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.   
2 D9 R' C* Z' F* m( d1 _- S+ ~* {  W
(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!   
1 B" p' I! ~+ ~) G1 F2 Y' n3 \4 _6 F( T- H1 y& `! a
(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)3 _. c4 Q* `7 l, h! d
% ]" f3 D6 F, {6 Y) y+ O) ?' Z
(6) That's Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  
7 f* X: m7 I( k/ E( s* X9 e  V' q: O) N% {# S4 W1 Z4 a) _
(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').- i( j3 a! E( Z1 h! m  q% V$ K

; j6 j3 X- F' `/ u(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
! p! p1 X( t  b# W5 m
7 q+ u3 T" M% U4 G(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-15 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-10 18:48 , Processed in 0.120862 second(s), 12 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表