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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. / m! y. U d j' \ d* F2 Y
# Q" {" N+ x$ gJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”0 ^0 q- ~2 |) q. Y4 z1 k9 z
% }& ~/ t: t: JAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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7 Q" [8 e- Q i, QThe scale says: Sorry, no change today0 p/ x0 c- U) x, [
. O3 x# p7 b! V- a9 X8 J' U6 i7 r[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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