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K. K! i# I5 `/ u% ?. dTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ; d; q7 _: z' u3 R! o
1 `1 i! [( }3 S0 DJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”! v' f6 g: r% m- n$ h/ P; |% X, K7 _
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”* \5 c, e+ K# ~4 A
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today5 i' S" Q5 y' c* l
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