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Bad Relationship
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2 _. [8 c6 s; h" U- c3 m) dTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. " R0 t; \$ ^$ a+ w2 a9 ^" {
0 @8 {; Z$ j& |1 MJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”" J) K5 e8 T" n* e \
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”# N! m# ?" B' _3 h, U
, d% [5 \% r3 |8 D: @+ [4 }% T# ]”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”) S4 A* Q' K" a0 p" M+ V, ~4 |5 n
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# m) P& B7 i9 W& ~9 f; }& jThe scale says: Sorry, no change today5 \: k% A5 r7 b
( O& Z0 Z4 q& W' F4 g p0 A[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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