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! K$ A) s4 k! ?8 W. |+ DTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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/ w0 x' @: \+ NJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”: ^. m( M& t6 C" b) \
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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& }8 G3 J- T) V$ y4 Q8 _”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today3 S! l5 U+ V1 m) j0 l! |
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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