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" {7 u1 L: w% r5 ]Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.” k: a) e1 u6 V3 @
3 Q( r* T. r8 l8 DAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today/ j2 {* y& E& |; y* p2 F
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