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: I9 }7 B: e; S1 dTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. " ~ d3 e0 o, h* }: ?, t
( Y. a$ }5 y" [, |8 @2 |Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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* X9 ?# T7 B1 \And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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& i2 u) H' L( K. `& l8 P+ V”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”4 h1 a8 q# S" L0 ]6 ~" P
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7 n$ a, W+ M' ~5 oThe scale says: Sorry, no change today+ z% j& o \6 u, N7 X
1 r8 u1 M! h/ M _[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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