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p3 B& n: i3 L$ X8 Z5 UTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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2 A+ O9 i' l6 E( RJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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) o. d! S1 U, D; N- o( I2 CAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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