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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. + s6 A# k- @7 g3 i
" c! ~0 T9 y' y& W$ g' AJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”; F, W. u' f1 Y8 x$ e+ U
' W- V6 C% e0 ~8 i. f0 JAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”; y, K7 B; W+ N6 N4 p- a* e* ~- _
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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