Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
: W1 j- [- u& y7 k1 D$ g% oCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
% t2 B0 I2 k7 j2 TTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
0 o* X/ m5 p4 A7 }* ~GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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  ]4 a8 d- l6 C  V3 D4 V$ Z2 r: xTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
* c# `2 \+ a6 {) |: E7 m5 ?TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 {; \- l* O, c/ E  kWINNIE:     Me!
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" S; t' ~3 O/ RTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 V  b& R5 e7 D) r" w+ u. u7 [TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
6 N6 v$ ~& _+ |* N9 i- G3 x/ |7 e8 rMILLIE:          I is..
# E9 x: q7 _! _. r. C" `TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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  q$ Y$ h# U+ t0 t8 B$ e+ J/ BTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; g; B) ^5 H5 w/ bLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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0 `% Z4 }2 O' B  P+ R. J: D6 n5 PTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ \5 `$ g0 ^1 X5 e# i: R8 uCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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- {! P$ C9 B, F- }8 LTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)