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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .) A6 J9 c9 E# \
MARIA: Here it is.
+ J" k3 g5 v( c' h+ N( gTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?( z' ^1 b, [- ^( L" h( f
CLASS: Maria.
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6 `' m* _6 k2 Q) O3 g5 r$ LTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, G# u, o9 x7 [, r& s1 UJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.2 B8 y* n( w0 V5 h
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
' Z, [. A9 w$ |4 ]GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.2 a* b8 `3 Z7 U1 F1 Q. Z9 c8 Q
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3 b; e' E' @$ ]# M0 n, o& kTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?- p+ _0 l" T% o) n! N* {/ d
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! N1 U* L) w: r6 [( E, nTEACHER: What are you talking about?
9 P* T* Z* B" t" L; XDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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. o' h8 ~% J/ E- P( F% B4 w% VTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago." t9 k- L u+ `# R- p4 Z' ?/ t- v' w
WINNIE: Me!
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. ^. i+ z/ M% G" zTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
: ~2 j H7 N" a7 s7 k! }% W) jGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.5 L8 Q" I6 F, D' @4 T
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'9 }+ s) O7 {! J$ b/ q9 m
MILLIE: I is..4 ], x8 ?% ^) h( N4 n3 e: J
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'5 l* Z8 |, f l3 U' N- h
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?. X: V" W- W+ q' p( A
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) o6 k ~$ E. ` P# F$ q" @: |2 X
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9 W5 [2 p2 J- V. {TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
" _# Q: a1 ]4 n( c* \' BSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- b/ v6 `. H' b' s9 n
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& p! v+ D3 u( A% ]; \4 P0 G
HAROLD: A teacher # a1 t) l: E6 @3 N9 J+ \# f
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