 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .# i/ H. k+ E6 l! G" l3 e
MARIA: Here it is.
, m. B" i; u% y2 a$ }7 U& v, YTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
u% Q, h9 F) K" ^8 }4 mCLASS: Maria.
; G/ q; K) I- [1 i+ x: T____________________________________3 Y& ]# w8 m5 u" h, ^
: g4 b4 e- S/ A4 l- F! ~9 gTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
7 |" D4 P8 U* ^# Y. E: a/ |" SJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.- X# w5 a' l0 v" V- I
__________________________________________
; `2 `, L; u& ?$ ~/ t# @8 n
6 K: B! w7 H) H Y9 s9 qTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 Z) K0 g0 c+ O3 fGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'* z( w# d( Z6 B" b4 r
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
- n2 k7 s! m0 P7 Y F+ h$ k+ fGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.( }& T N' V. j9 R
________________________________ ____________
1 n: m( }- y% A: s }) `' ~6 d- o; j3 A. \% \& W
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
. C+ `1 l+ r$ K; W4 q4 tDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
3 P, H, g4 n8 v6 u6 @' ZTEACHER: What are you talking about?
& q3 A: }( I& c) WDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.2 r6 B- [: a( j+ @& j
__________________________________
+ K4 d' T5 h9 j) P6 a& b$ F; H! y% l( ?2 V- @+ J0 k: d9 o
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
4 V. N1 u/ S6 I& WWINNIE: Me!9 V) q/ s+ u, ?: {6 t6 U6 {- I
__________________________________________# `, G( ?4 Y1 k* L) P& e4 V1 s3 i
& D8 |. i6 o y8 _
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?+ V3 g9 x/ p1 Y9 ~
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ \' i2 C; y; ~4 f9 c( K& N: l! P0 p
_______________________________________
4 j2 A w& n2 T( t& z5 t
/ z: {( ]% X& p- P; c8 nTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' R. r. f- i6 s+ N. {+ p' fMILLIE: I is..
# `, [0 b' ~2 RTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'6 H# B; u2 u9 q. y" k) }7 F& a
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
" s, N5 \) S% A' t
, B9 z3 V2 b' n( R, g7 j! l- e_________________________________
7 m# {& }% C I6 |1 c
- P: h& Y G. J$ ?TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 t/ {. [# ?: n/ r: a& ULOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
$ B" M$ J! V H0 k R+ ~3 ~_______________ ______ _________________, Y: v' z1 k3 P, E8 O! v
9 D- {+ w% Q$ i. z4 D* N: A% UTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* i8 X# O- b; OSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.) ]' N" W, s" C/ {
_____________________ _________8 J- ^1 c+ L1 n& J' o3 J1 h
. l+ c9 \; z; v5 T8 L g" Q
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ E) j7 E5 ? Y3 y2 Y r% `0 R
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
% B5 i, w4 @) J1 z4 ~3 c# b___________________________________
4 i' [ K; T' ^5 C. M4 i, `
1 s6 c5 n& z; F4 fTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?- J8 C: B3 p3 S; m( |
HAROLD: A teacher
4 [$ A0 X& I! f& E! k9 _$ L: m6 B& [4 i3 N! @
__________________________________ |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
