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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .4 F1 T" Q; l* d. h4 E' U
MARIA: Here it is.
4 q- a. ^* _+ g: I% M$ ^TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
7 \9 j5 j; K/ U g) dCLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * E3 f6 n7 ]2 i, p
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.( m' {! S* O: ?# F0 m
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' y7 e/ a: L8 K6 D& G( H4 ~& wTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'* a7 O) c( J. r2 k
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ }! j2 g6 B9 U! G" C
TEACHER: No, that's wrong& n; G4 R3 S& Y/ b6 @& Z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it." W0 u T( E- h, M( l
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 C$ P4 g5 p& ?6 e" t& j$ Y+ m/ M( b
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
8 u$ [- p5 a' d. u1 cTEACHER: What are you talking about?
& w( `3 i$ W4 E, ~8 ~; Z8 U; w8 ^DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ M6 q0 g' x8 bWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?/ A h" z4 T- T* c* P% |
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 R1 i$ K0 Q, ]/ UTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
3 m- ]9 i8 L- T d$ R5 @5 K% F% GMILLIE: I is..! N! J; _# W3 ?, E
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' I, s8 V$ C5 C
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ; h" ]$ e5 p' ^" Q& Q! u
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?3 f7 m/ ]* k3 D9 d
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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. w" g5 Q9 M* [ u3 z! @$ FTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 m, \5 \* r: R% u+ K4 O* j7 rSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.# N, r; ?1 S w0 e+ e3 u0 d
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1 b6 W* Q3 C, ~/ R+ Y; y: oTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?4 v3 a# m5 c, `% A' L
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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! @. n5 n3 I" W5 [: hTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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