Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
! n! |5 u$ _  Y5 m$ f) N4 A3 `8 f& M2 VTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
  q4 A1 Z& E; X, f7 Z' nCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 t+ w; D/ y1 e; u9 d6 T- xTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) A3 a+ f0 A: JGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
3 s( b* o0 r" k! D# B5 T" \/ jGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 M) f9 R& \: @$ UWINNIE:     Me!
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) i( ~9 o6 ^. @TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
; i( b, W6 k3 P1 {/ DGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) l+ ~; V  I; g0 O. cMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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6 d2 Z: p) |$ Q; _TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ T0 W' g0 W% m, z: F5 zLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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+ {4 \- e; ?0 a$ J, ?7 QTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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+ M* W3 T" h. Y* aTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
  M, V3 G8 R  S' xCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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4 D/ N4 b6 s: jTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: Z% H( _# K) ?9 L) MHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)