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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. J# z3 B7 j& _4 r3 H9 x
MARIA: Here it is.; b$ o' ~6 \, p8 n }- e
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?3 e: b& {& V+ K, W8 w. ~ P
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 4 P: c- e, p; G( K
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'8 i; R' j$ V. ?5 B1 o; v8 H$ N# M$ w# F
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'# k2 s# B* _4 M6 S
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
" O- J' [9 I2 `* ?GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 x' d' {& O# R2 ?! K3 H
DONALD: H I J K L M N O." c4 m. i( m( I; {
TEACHER: What are you talking about?+ R0 I# [% |6 g' Z
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 R* Q2 S2 e5 l' E& T& }1 Y
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
' M4 a2 J5 ]. E2 `# }; ^* vWINNIE: Me!
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) M+ k2 k# V& R& sTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
7 \5 B1 Q! w0 {" c7 t" Y9 QGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.1 E/ r5 i; j; S- V- z+ |3 o# {8 r ^' v5 X
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'0 Z* A1 p: S% X9 \# W
MILLIE: I is..
9 O# g. d9 t. U0 o' s+ GTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
2 Z% ]% `" f& rMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: F9 v2 T3 s q& E& CLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?, }, m1 q& s. o
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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2 s1 n; t% f+ b" G% ZTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?/ _3 z% G. x6 q: ?- C( |
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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# D" ]4 }; l. J5 _1 H0 x( w9 w! u/ ?TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?9 A8 [# h3 s7 C" j) u7 |$ X! d$ I
HAROLD: A teacher
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