埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 5024|回复: 7

Kids Are Quick

[复制链接]
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 07:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .1 X3 E. L5 ]3 l  o9 _1 ^
MARIA:       Here it is.( _. k$ k* l: ]& n, n- h, g
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?; @# F: M! N! w9 K
CLASS:        Maria.- t6 S! t# s( B, F9 p
____________________________________
6 g% w! a6 r. B$ \% K* x" i* d* M  # y4 G/ J) \: T$ ]6 S$ n- Z" `
TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? $ T2 Z1 X8 k% C4 D) F
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
; n! u8 ?/ r: t  k$ g/ p__________________________________________. W/ j4 s% e/ s9 u& T' ?

$ w6 F2 w& k0 @  V8 p# C2 YTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 Q6 A: A& C+ W/ c4 F. ~6 Q4 b" B( C
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& `+ z# _) l; y; `7 MTEACHER:  No, that's wrong( _7 F3 X. V* a+ N3 x
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
- O! I9 J2 D6 X5 }________________________________ ____________
& k0 {! U' U8 e- h  e( }. E* a! t. ?
TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 c" o4 Q" q4 hDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
3 _* ?5 c) @" n: t- RTEACHER:  What are you talking about?/ k2 `( {' Y, s
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.  |8 Z# V& I4 c
__________________________________
4 T2 l  @1 D5 A1 U+ ^$ P! I* D! P4 Q( k9 ?# b* T3 j' |
TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 Q6 U9 T5 b' y+ N$ D. F! a- ]; P' L( X9 mWINNIE:     Me!& D# _  w" L& D0 m- l$ L! \6 l" F
__________________________________________9 T: f' v( a1 n& J& z8 A. ]
: q* i4 r, V+ v, p
TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?& n  l5 _* x/ W) h4 L
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
5 l) x6 V* g- ^( T0 O3 D: i_______________________________________
0 V' o" \7 N& d
$ O" @% V! i6 V' v2 s" ~. mTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. z5 e8 {3 {  t' }6 {6 XMILLIE:          I is..
% J# K/ b5 C& Q( R/ i$ f7 [7 W4 h: l% `TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
) G3 i. x3 v9 H% TMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     / y: @; E+ O. y

! K3 W4 N0 @( `- y8 s7 B_________________________________% W% f  l) C; T+ \- {

. \2 H+ H" Q0 UTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ ~% B3 x& [+ u) q0 OLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   2 ^# X7 U! M; `1 x3 P$ s
_______________ ______ _________________
# a8 D3 A9 h1 L5 H3 x6 e    * o3 G. ?6 u+ [0 V  {
TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  Z. E+ O( a8 w9 ^% a+ Q& I# j# USIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.3 {0 O" G' C) U* l/ [7 b+ T1 }
_____________________ _________
  C$ K. H, |$ H% w% \& \  k    . i- c( f  A0 b+ _; A
TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- }7 J4 M: B/ MCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.! t) F- x" K* V4 e; O( z3 o$ g1 o
___________________________________
' ?2 V/ i2 k& {, }: z( W6 Z: z" f, T8 Z, `/ }
TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 y! K6 [3 a; G$ Z- t
HAROLD:       A teacher ; T, v$ x' J) I& V3 s8 c/ y

5 `4 |( W& x! A% n& Q__________________________________
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 08:09 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 08:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-5 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Like them.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-9 13:18 | 显示全部楼层
Kids are really quick. Lol........3 ]2 t9 l7 m0 u% }) G
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-7-10 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-10 20:28 , Processed in 0.153313 second(s), 20 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表