Kids Are Quick

Xbfeng

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
" j& E$ k9 w" e" TMARIA:       Here it is.
5 t' Z" o& N7 O- RTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
7 q4 z. H2 C: X9 |# Z3 OCLASS:        Maria.
____________________________________
& J" a. D1 _; S. F0 ?8 U  
9 I4 y6 R: f; u& QTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, V- J% {1 q% w( i0 P) j# M" u/ {& M, }JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
3 w9 a8 I& r6 b9 R
6 Y/ k$ I) D  S' LTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
8 D" k$ ]( N- P8 C; j0 G8 W1 Y! CTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
________________________________ ____________
3 I$ p1 J# L% q# o
7 H  K0 g4 H  ^6 s) aTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
3 }' i* [) j% N$ eDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
, |6 \/ P& ?# ~+ ~9 V! n' R5 X) v4 CTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
  H8 O2 @$ ^" y( L( u+ o5 w! ?; R, ^DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
& ^+ C4 c6 q$ o$ Y- `4 l__________________________________

/ P/ H! P  C# G# N! zTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 D. z+ I. ~( e& X. `- BWINNIE:     Me!
9 X6 \' _- S, i2 N! f__________________________________________
& @; U) U4 T* e1 ^
* C( \! k5 V4 `8 g8 |% k0 S) ^TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 W5 Q& S. U: P- H$ AGLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________

, Q/ \& o0 ]4 m! [1 ZTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
, d! L+ T9 {7 \$ }$ \TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! |. J' h; q3 M5 ^, q- XMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

. [+ s, N' b& y" K_________________________________
) s# e9 N0 c* B' r. o# I
/ H7 [# P6 e! T5 U& B# dTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
_______________ ______ _________________
   
TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& E& r; @6 m; j7 k: {, RSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
1 O: u' `' L; G5 Z: x_____________________ _________
2 {, R; y- R1 x   
! [; G/ W% [9 i+ P( H9 fTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
___________________________________

# s0 ~' j4 {  c- p4 x1 `TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% J2 i& J3 V+ C. FHAROLD:       A teacher
0 ^9 d6 t6 z) C3 k  v3 f1 I. y
__________________________________

kensu

有影无踪

Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)