Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
" @% ?1 V$ u5 w, a' j" Q& LTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
' q/ J' c8 s8 Z1 QCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ v& F  C3 h4 \0 z  z7 g8 @; lJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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1 W% E& x5 f" ?9 B) y/ e( UTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
; R. \) f5 @) t- x% NTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
, j. D, }  U( T: d2 V' wGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
5 j( B7 ^3 e0 J4 R$ W  i: I! ~TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
- }1 [$ o0 G4 |DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
  S: ?) Z* a  R/ v8 l6 e. h. {WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# d0 C& _  C$ v+ A8 @, G- N0 _TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 Y7 R; g& n6 K; qMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
3 }* ]& O+ p6 t5 r8 K- @) @MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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  P! \1 N6 k. c! [% p+ A+ ?TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 ~/ |+ `: \, ]LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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) A7 h  R+ w- e0 P7 }+ n! S# z# gTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 m" N8 r: m  ?6 OSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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. G- d. j8 O% k0 eTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)