Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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$ w6 F2 w& k0 @  V8 p# C2 YTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& `+ z# _) l; y; `7 MTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 c" o4 Q" q4 hDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
3 _* ?5 c) @" n: t- RTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 Q6 U9 T5 b' y+ N$ D. F! a- ]; P' L( X9 mWINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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$ O" @% V! i6 V' v2 s" ~. mTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. z5 e8 {3 {  t' }6 {6 XMILLIE:          I is..
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) G3 i. x3 v9 H% TMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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. \2 H+ H" Q0 UTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
+ ~% B3 x& [+ u) q0 OLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  Z. E+ O( a8 w9 ^% a+ Q& I# j# USIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- }7 J4 M: B/ MCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)