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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.0 S4 ^8 Q: E1 ~" x i7 I6 \" o
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..." H0 U1 M( H v+ r% @: P( _7 P
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."6 y/ k# Q: Z" A2 r' |7 o4 h
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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