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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
/ {; u/ V# ~; y8 a5 [As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
6 l- ~ n6 I6 D- Q7 P'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did." P2 e' s: M) \4 {5 e" t
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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& |. a2 x2 R6 @Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.& ]9 X+ F6 m- D% F9 P$ B- a
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.( }$ F+ t! N# O6 X
$ y, J4 m4 V/ z; w& c; ]! ZThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.', \' E6 D* e3 U& g" Z9 F: Y# a
. ~% e0 j. I7 c3 S; sSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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