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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.2 @" Q$ x0 G4 s4 n' L. U' T4 r4 k# D
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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! ^9 E M" r1 e* n'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.5 K5 u7 F1 W# s k$ b/ J, Y
- @$ S+ X# f5 h3 YWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
1 E* T- u1 U0 x6 |0 m! CThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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