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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.9 O( M9 Q [8 M3 u, a
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: & r# A! A4 y" O# K2 f- H
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did./ {+ x+ q) E# t/ ~% f4 f9 W6 {
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.3 p7 Y- G! Y c
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
3 }* T' s! m! K1 o/ \Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.+ A* x" D: ~- n; x7 Z x
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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