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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
# d. K, i7 w S' QAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: # _' J( E% Z! f# N
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. X2 @ P6 w* e
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
$ y! ?0 G. \5 PThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.4 S8 {) v7 e, O4 k- N! p8 {
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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