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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
4 m4 u& ]8 q( B7 q# J/ Y9 M- ]As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'% h' t' p- ^" y2 h
, P2 v5 u$ p" X4 jThe Cowboy says: / Q4 [2 h0 L3 S5 A5 w+ j( ?
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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# B3 ~ D3 q) \: U+ J7 DWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.4 s y R7 B( N0 K4 j: u
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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% F0 |5 A4 g$ X. F) JThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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: X" I, Z+ Y I5 D8 s% GSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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