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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
+ t; k" f2 j' n x) L: F" \, e3 E1 ?As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'+ G1 `# `! r- @8 j; s: p: K
# _+ X9 q* y$ B9 n+ K+ z+ RThe Cowboy says: ( s) B8 t2 x$ H! [
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.; g' A- @! p; i/ q0 \
. } c9 b6 Z. T! A; lWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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$ u+ s) g5 B/ o" [2 IThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
# T- P* R. F" T1 \* D$ k" ~. h" cThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.2 G% C+ a: a: W0 C ^% [6 X
: k, o7 }! m. D; x; o5 p, ZThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'1 \$ E: |0 G% T. F$ U" k
! J2 `( V# x8 w" U ~6 TSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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