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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
0 r: H) j5 r8 y5 J% xAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?', V+ `* C _* C; p6 L; M1 W
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The Cowboy says: 0 g8 G i" J! v# Y1 U/ T9 }
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.2 r% T. z) t- r) v
, d# x! X4 ^. | p' pWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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9 E8 R y# x; P, n% p( ^Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
. p2 C* T- u5 r; ]) a E2 m4 nThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.- }5 c C1 L* Y/ M( x
j. r9 w3 ~$ T ^9 rThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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; s" r+ q1 a1 y" CSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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