Naked Cowboy!

秋染红叶

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says:
. f1 [7 ~$ Z- X7 ^'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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( ~+ B1 ^" U, [3 f- ^" y6 n" l6 YThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
6 o0 L1 E& \# C6 m" EThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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- j4 F1 ]5 Y- s0 eThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ',  and here I am.'

Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist.

織紗千影

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