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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
$ d r. M8 a' w' G1 ?6 tAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'* |1 b* p: i1 x0 c/ \9 ?( ]) _: c
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The Cowboy says:
5 k7 J$ |. H1 [3 @'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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% C9 `0 ~# H, y! dWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.# A/ c+ c, O% v9 {- l
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
* D9 U9 j! v9 {: f. qThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'0 E; P ~$ `" b, w$ q
% o5 y/ L7 V. vSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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