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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.+ r, \) |( Z: U1 b; R
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'8 Z1 D! c3 u7 d, a
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The Cowboy says: ' Q. @( L( C0 l- v/ T2 \
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.; V3 Q) O- @$ {$ p3 v$ h
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
8 W3 D/ G/ _7 j! EThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.; ]6 W" f6 e. k D) u4 \- Q5 T
+ Y8 o+ `/ o' c, i$ M- \Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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