An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 1 U: E: |& x3 i: a
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'" E. f) ]1 n5 ~+ v
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '- J$ Y+ c: ?& w, N
( U9 B) z9 D2 V( y* C; W) Vbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '/ `& M# k$ Y/ g/ M6 P+ y
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 3 Y3 D. m# m" N0 r) m9 W: ^# g; u% X) h
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'