An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 3 c. {; q# E7 D# S5 h# S9 \4 w5 {+ x" f6 l. t8 f( p" P
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ) S% `: g/ D6 I6 Y9 `! v 5 T. x0 K/ P' t! Z6 I. ], Y* `: Y
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' . s5 G; F9 z1 b# e, c8 U% E' e3 X k5 p
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '7 ]) ?# U: T& V* F
+ i# ^2 ^; y) x/ m& x- w'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. M' p! H0 k4 O5 y, ^, k
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'