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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'2 G2 ~( k7 }+ ^: V) S0 f
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. # J4 k6 i( |+ c; p
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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