An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra : r) k. B r1 t! Z * ^( j) n5 W! a'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 7 s! w3 K+ _ E6 }: R $ x$ H% L3 y3 l
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '% G0 N9 @, ?! m* V) z
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '! z/ F& s7 _- b% z4 Z2 k
O9 r/ W( O3 S- ~- n; f'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ( a% i B/ j# r6 Y8 g8 U9 k) d R6 F& r2 t i
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'