An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 {; L( D4 F v% N6 L & \4 K$ [0 {/ M( {'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'+ t4 ?" o" F% K* r" e8 ?' I
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '- g, h; M0 R- h
1 F8 I" u6 b8 O5 J* Q Sbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '( O5 p$ m! H9 W. a3 V- o. }& B
5 r; _/ x' T( Y5 i. K'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 9 H) C6 R4 |7 g: u: ~
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'