An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ( V# ]7 E* Z* @; E5 {2 ~
; U7 i8 v$ F6 }'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 0 [2 O4 z% M x! i- }9 [' x 4 {$ r; f5 F' I& L9 M'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' x, o; q' q* ~: S' o1 [3 e
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 6 I+ ]2 F9 Q! J& a: p 6 i4 R o# m- J* _& Q0 O'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ) d: r9 E' l6 I6 |9 T/ T; ~- E$ a" O
0 D; u+ Q# ]0 ]# X/ uI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'