An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ! v2 \( X6 ]3 e3 v, i; Q
" f$ O+ {1 X6 f4 b+ C0 e4 x'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' - s& [1 Q' ]! {/ E! R6 V2 t# ? " N. b* T( z1 _7 Y/ e'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ', E8 \& |( ~$ N& B7 T7 E
8 d' d7 Q* ]+ K1 p# w" gbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '% H3 D) T+ L+ @) v6 A9 {" c
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 9 e x1 U+ H; R E, s
8 g2 K2 S# s5 `I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'