An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra $ A0 `! M# S/ E" a) K# n$ _' [5 f" _1 G/ j# G; `+ P$ M
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' # I! y0 W9 J8 v7 S% B- k8 o / T. u" A ]$ t! N* t+ _+ ?
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '9 X5 V% o) t v/ s8 u4 w
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' - _* t5 z1 j: a8 z/ s ; ]1 a$ j+ B9 `) b8 e
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. # ]# [4 u0 j2 s# M B5 f) c% o. c
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'