The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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/ c7 U' M2 l4 m3 rThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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' s5 Y( a5 x+ y1 oThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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; @* S  P" b! Y3 M5 N3 O: d7 w$ ?When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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( e, d5 T, S  k8 o7 [, a# ]Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

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