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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.* G* q7 r2 z( g9 l+ v
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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. t! x2 ~& d3 y; DThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.' l& {' |, O6 k  _$ {( ~

% u! R! u  o$ n! }! j0 yThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.: E0 r: }/ F) W. ]0 j

/ \4 m0 V0 f4 x: C! yThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.% m! O( p/ Y8 h. w' a
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."9 h4 ]! e8 H4 w% ^. L1 F' a2 L
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“Case Dismissed”
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
Funny
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发表于 2008-5-22 11:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-22 12:34 | 显示全部楼层
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