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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.$ u6 R. ]* B9 @1 r* P0 W9 O
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. h/ B: ^2 F. E% ]
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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7 v# D( F! \) q, D7 W$ m# gThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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& ]& b! y6 u. y& w% gThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.& P& K2 W f( b2 y6 a" g
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."& Y$ j# v- I& J- U& ~
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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