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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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$ `, g2 t7 `6 CThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested./ _# i* _3 m D' j4 U" i; r. |& @
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.* w* g" U5 M! a8 J) ~' H& L
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:* Q- i3 n& i' `
) B8 e p9 J5 y8 e" R# @$ A" |When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."; j |3 ^; \2 Z6 ?
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“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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