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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought; I, T* v' s3 Z1 x& \
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
; |+ K( F( I. m* C$ c( Wperform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.2 v$ m  L7 m) W! C  \5 y/ _& r2 o

* {! [. L+ D  P6 P- f  D! w1 P) P; Z4 ^Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
+ D0 B( d) _( m( R. h7 s1 Xand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
; f9 e# A4 g, o4 Dgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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0 k, x; r6 u5 o1 m& a' A4 ?That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the+ x/ z& V1 C& k4 m9 l
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
; q; b$ Y" p" L! u/ j% KThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"$ B3 D; A8 J8 F4 H8 r9 ^
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No response.
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) y4 n  x- E+ M2 x! H4 }  ]So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and+ d6 J- A3 z& Z& A4 q9 r
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.7 P% P9 R, Q$ K
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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: `3 ^% s" G1 C( h- v6 U. YSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
4 O, g/ Y! R; ^8 Ffor dinner?" Again there is no response.0 ]$ ~4 P+ V) l0 I
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?") v! t1 @) |% T# M' x) j

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