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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought. p0 r. u: Y1 V/ w: n( \. F
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called% m6 J% }7 e7 {: @, {8 [
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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! p/ J, k8 H8 J6 n2 I$ EThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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( j0 W, x, A9 ~- [6 ngo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.". H/ Q+ @3 k. l3 e( F6 Y
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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, R4 @9 w6 E( h9 @0 R. r  yThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.$ o' F" d9 F) s. S+ T

- i6 \& {' ~  B( \So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
; [4 e! b3 q3 u7 ]8 F/ f5 q( Lrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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9 f1 R: @7 ^1 V/ `  ANext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
7 Z1 u( K8 H0 I- R; o. \& vand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"3 U) h; L% Y& L) [  n. X

. q% s/ `+ _. w9 I$ o  P5 O; W2 `Again he gets no response.- X! x# Y8 B* ~9 q0 f
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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